The Luffa-Waffel vs the RAF or: How not to narrate a documentary film
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So I had this WW2
third grade oral reportdocumentary playing in the background while doing some work last night. It has to be the worst narration I've ever heard in a documentary. Highlights of mispronunciations I remember thus far (I'm only up to episode 6/Pearl Harbor):- Gal-e-poll-e (Gallipoli)
- Luffa-waffel (Luftwaffe)
- Gore-ing (Goering)
- Probably every German mentioned not named Hitler.
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Luffa Waffel
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mispronunciations
It's because the Text To Speech Engine wasn't set to the correct language.
Filed under: I know to double check myself when people start giving me "strange" looks
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Ooo ooo, type out what he says when he gets to talking about the nebelwerfer!
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Has there been any mention of fokkers?
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Can't I just eat my Luffa Waffel?
So...you can scrub yourself and eat breakfast all at once?
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I imagine Luffas piloting bombers loaded with waffles. I mean, Germans did have airfields in Belgium. Not sure how bombing London with waffles would make them surrender but sounds about inline with most of the wunderwaffe crap you hear about on the History channel.
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Can't I just eat my Luffa Waffel?
So...you can scrub yourself and eat breakfast all at once?
That's a loofa waffle.
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I LLOLed.
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Luffa Waffel
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They cold be supply planes.
Remember the raisin bombers?
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So we need to bring back After Dark - "On Mighty Waffle Wings"
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Aw shit, I think I just found another craptastic documentary on YouTube. Good thing you only have to be TL3 to edit the title of a topic even if you are the topic originator.
Good job Ducksauce!
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/514/589/66b.jpg
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Not sure how bombing London with waffles
Why, bombing biscuit factories with waffles, thus substituting the former with the latter, surely would.
stroopwafels
Thanks, I was looking for the name after seeing that picture!
Those little guys are so delicious...
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So Hitler wanted to induce mass type-2 diabetes? Wilford Brimley would be proud but no-one tell das-FΓΌhrer that shit takes time. He wants results. And Poland. And all of continental Europe. Mostly Eastern Europe but he fell asleep during the History lesson on the Napoleonic wars...