Porn Goggles
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"In addition to mandating protective eyewear and condoms for all performers shooting adult films in California, the new regulations would also require porn producers to pay for medical visits and Hepatitis B treatments for their actors."
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Protective eyewear
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I put on my
robe and wizard's hatgoggles
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Wouldn't want the camera person to get anything in their eye...
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Wouldn't want the camera person to get anything in their eye...
The regulation concerns performers, though.
By God, they just murdered a whole genre.
Filed under: also it would be rather weird to require the cameraman to wear a condom
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Wait. So that's what Minions was about?
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Strange, I thought the US had 50 states, not 1?
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@anotherusername said:
Fluffers have rights too you know!Wouldn't want the camera person to get anything in their eye...
The regulation concerns performers, though.
By God, they just murdered a whole genre.
Filed under: also it would be rather weird to require the cameraman to wear a condom
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Strange, I thought the US had 50 states, not 1?
But really only one in which the vast majority of professional porn is produced.
If there were such a thing as Connecticut porn, it'd be naked people signing multi-page contracts. Utah porn would have twice as much sex and California porn, but the really filthy stuff would be people drinking coffee. And Oklahoma porn would all be about doing it with cattle.
At gunpoint.
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Stereotype much?
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By God, they just murdered a whole genre.
dunno... they could spin it, i mean the science lab fetish is a thing...
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The regulation concerns performers, though.
By God, they just murdered a whole genre.
Because it's LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE to leave the borders of California. TRUFAX.
... also wasn't this in the news like 3 months ago? Why is it news again now?
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i mean the science lab fetish is a thing...
Yeah but non-weirdos aren't interested in watching people getting jiggy wearing PPE.
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Yeah but non-weirdos aren't interested in watching people getting jiggy wearing PPE.
/shrug
hey, you won't know if it's your kink or not until you try it.
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@PleegWat said:
Stereotype much?
:thats-the-joke.apxc:
Sorry, my joke detection program must be off.
* Shakes a box with purple wires coming out. Something rattles. *
It's been causing problems.
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hey, you won't know if it's your kink or not until you try it.
That's not true. I know this without trying it.
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@accalia said:
hey, you won't know if it's your kink or not until you try it.
That's not true. I know this without trying it.
you might be surprised if you try it. :-P
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hey, you won't know if it's your kink or not until you try it.
Does it involve flasks of fluids with interesting properties when applied to the human body?
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Does it involve flasks of fluids with interesting properties when applied to the human body?
for some people, almost certainly!
i doubt there will be many people who find the interaction of flouroantimonic acid and the human body sexy (and i do not want to meet you in person if you do find that sexy) but the various oils and gels, certainly. and with a little help from CGI various transformative concoctions as well... undoubtedly
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flasks of fluids with interesting properties when applied to the human body?
Maybe not flasks per se, but most porn involves fluids with interesting properties when applied to the human body.
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Didn't the UK also ban filming of facesitting because it was "dangerous"?
Yes, I'm sure thousands of people die every year from getting body fluids on their face.
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I sure am glad I don't live in the UK, then. Damn.
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By God, they just murdered a whole genre.
No, all that will happen is porn production will move to another state. I gather most professional porn is shot in LA, or was until recently--the city appears to have instituted some new regulation, I think it was "porn actors must use condoms"--that is causing the industry to already move out of LA County.
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Fluffers have rights too you know!
Some guy claiming to be in the industry a few years ago did a Reddit AMA a couple months ago, and he claims that fluffers don't exist.
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Didn't the UK also ban filming of facesitting because it was "dangerous"?
Yes, I'm sure thousands of people die every year from getting body fluids on their face.
Facesitting, along with fisting*, was considered "life-threatening".
* and strangulation but that *might* be fair enough
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Fluffers have rights too you know!
If you're getting anything in your eyes from fluffing, then you're doing it wrong. Or way too right. One of those.
Didn't the UK also ban filming of facesitting because it was "dangerous"?
:monty_python.mp3:
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I can't not think of beer goggles when I see the words "porn goggles."
Lagwagon - Beer Goggles – 02:44
— Guilherme Fernandes De Paiva
Filed Under: I love to put them on!