How to add awesome into your day
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Responding to successive quickly executed commands from your supervisor with quotes from Protoss Starcraft units.
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We need more lesbian ass!
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I worked with a guy that almost got fired for responding to our boss with Warcraft 2 peon/grunt quotes. Boss was not amused.
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Maybe because those included such awesome as:
"Work work"
"Why you make me work?"
"Stop clicking on me".Protoss is awesomely submissive, which makes the responses satirical and ego stroking at the same time.
"Yes Executor?"
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Sampled:
"Please change setting to 200, I need to test the setting changing rapidly"
- "As you command"
"Please change setting to 5000
- "Attacking target"
"prosecute with extreme prejudice......"
- "Yes, Executor!"
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I learn more about you everyday...
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How is that new? AxR has caused multple flamewars.
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I learn more about you everyday...
well it would be more accurate to call me either
pansexualorasexualdepending on exactly how you define sexuality, but... well close enough, no?
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So, transsexual?
I can't keep track...
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not really.
sexuality is complicated.
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People make it complicated.
My bodyparts makes it simple.
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Are these not opposites?
yes. yes they are.
and depending on your definition both could be accurately applied to me (but only one at a time)
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depending on your definition both could be accurately applied to me (but only one at a time)
So, you're just like me.
Only, I don't like it, and wished I wasn't.
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depending on your definition both could be accurately applied to me
I...wha....nevermind.
I gave up trying to understand anything beyond "there are 2 sexes with 3 sexualities" a long time ago.
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I...wha....nevermind.
Basically i'm not attracted to bodies, but personalities.
I like or don't like people for who they are not what they look like, and that extends to more than just friendship.
I'm rather weird.... you may have noticed.
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Well let's see.
Sexuality and Gender are different.
Sexuality is what you prefer your partner's sex to be.
Gender is which gender role you identify as.There's
heterosexual
homosexual
bisexualLike you said.
Thenpansexual (which is like bisexual, but includes all sexualities)
transsexual (which I forgot and looked up, and it's where you adapt to the gender roles and body form to your preferred gender).cisgender which is you identify as your biological gender
transgender which is you identify as the opposite of your biological gender. If you don't change your body or gender role, you are not trans-sexualIf you are a boy, and want to have sex with a boy, you are homosexual.
If you are a boy, and want to have sex with a boy as a girl, you are sexually transgendered.But, of course, transgender doesn't always denote sexuality.
You could be a boy, wanting to have sex with a girl, as a girl.
And that makes you transgender lesbian.Ironically, that makes it easier to hide, as you'd likely just accept having sex with a girl as a boy.
and, then you have all the things the LBGT group wouldn't agree with.
bestiality
and preferring underage people.I don't know how those things divide, because people would rather not talk about those gender confusions.
and then you have all the things those people wouldn't agree with.
Like preferring to have sex with your biological mother or father.
and then you have the thing those people wouldn't agree with
Preferring to have sex with only yourself as yourself. Note this doesn't mean masterbation. This involved bending space time in such a way that you can exist in two places at once. It's odd to think you want to fill both gender roles at the same time. Like being your own wife.
These people are really sad, because no one will stand up for them.
Life is hard when you are this self-absorbed.
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@blakeyrat said:
We need more lesbian ass!
You called?
There aren't enough likes in the known Universe… guess I'll have to plunder the unknown Universe too
@xaade said:I learn more about you everyday...
You've been around long enough to see me and her interact, yes?
@accalia said:I'm rather weird.... you may have noticed.
And I wouldn't have it any other way
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Basically i'm not attracted to bodies, but personalities.
That's not complicated. I'd say it's quite desirable from a pragmatic point of view.
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You've been around long enough to see me and her interact, yes?
You're a girl too?
I mean, I thought you were just a brony or something.
Then I thought you were the same person.
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You're a girl too?
Yes, there are such things as girls on the internet.
...... sorry. that waxs a bit of a low blow.
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Basically i'm not attracted to bodies, but personalities.
That's not hypocritical, like say, being a lesbian that's attracted to women who are transgendered.
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The pinksplosion can kinda clue you in...
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You're saying I can't like fluttershy?
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Nope
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Just for you, I updated my profile.
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Clarification. Nope as in "Nope, that's not what I'm saying".
I don't care what/who you like or what you identify as or any of that kind of stuff.
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backwards whoosh?
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Sexuality and Gender are different.
I get that, it's somewhere after that it all falls down.
pansexual (which is like bisexual, but includes all sexualities
So bisexual then?
bestialityand preferring underage people.
I don't know how those things divide, because people would rather not talk about those gender confusions.
They're not gender confusions. A horse is not a gender.
Preferring to have sex with only yourself as yourself. Note this doesn't mean masterbation. This involved bending space time in such a way that you can exist in two places at once. It's odd to think you want to fill both gender roles at the same time. Like being your own wife.
Now you're making stuff up.
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backwards whoosh?
I was just pointing out the wording was intentional. Dunno why tbh, probably because I'm bored but too lazy to do something about it.
So bisexual then?
I think that the difference is that bisexuals are physically attracted to both sexes, while pansexuals are emotionally attracted to everyone and find physical attraction to be almost inconsequential. I think. At least that's how a friend of mine explained it to me because she think she's pansexual. No, she's not sure either.
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No, she's not sure either.
Which is why I call it confusion.
It's like asking someone to define "The Patriarchy", except it involves emotions.
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And so I don't even bother any more. As long as you're not hurting anyone, do whatever you like. All labels do is introduce more confusion and more perceived reasons for division.
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nd so I don't even bother any more.
Yup.
As long as you're not hurting anyone, do whatever you like.
Yup.
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Preferring to have sex with only yourself as yourself. Note this doesn't mean masterbation. This involved bending space time in such a way that you can exist in two places at once. It's odd to think you want to fill both gender roles at the same time. Like being your own wife.
It's okay to mention [url=http://cla.calpoly.edu/~lcall/303/heinlein_all_you_zombies.pdf]Robert Heinlein by name[/url] now. He won't mind.
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Yes, there are such things as girls on the internet.
...... sorry. that waxs a bit of a low blow.
The Internet: Where men are men, women are men, and 13-year-old girls are FBI agents.
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The Internet
Where teachers can have sex with 13 year old boys, but not 13 year old girls.
Where women can ogle men, but if a man ogles a woman....
Where my ideas are automatically invalid because of my race, gender, and age.
Where equality only means equally oppressed.
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Nah. I know what crowd you're talking about, and 99% of the Internet is not like that. As is 99% of the world. People get a bit too worked up about these things. It's just that the 1% have bullhorns. But not much else. It feeds off of itself. For the record, this goes in both directions. This much should be obvious, but let's be certain.
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I find it amusing that this thread was entirely derailed by Blakey, the king of GET OUT OF MY THREAD
Carry on
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Was his thing not one of those messages talked about in the OP?
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What Starcraft mods are you using? Seriously, they sound fun
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What's Starcraft?
