The intriguing psyche view topic
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I should probably have my own category, probably called the Algorythmics Not Safe For Work (ANSFW) category.
Anyway, last night, I had a dream where I literally used a saw to amputate my genetalia.
it took 3 cuts for some reason, one for the sack, and 2 for the shaft, one half way down for reasons I still don't understand.
then I flushed it down the toilet.
Then I walked past my family and concealed what I had done by hiding my bloody crotch behind the 2 saws I had used, as if that would somehow work.
Thus ends an intriguing view into my psyche.
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I once dreamed that I had sex.
Thus ends an intriguing view into my psyche.
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I once dreamed that I had sex.
Only once?
Thus ends an intriguing view into my psyche.
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I once dreamt I was on a log flume.
Thus ends an intriguing view into my psyche.
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Pro tip: Even though this might sound like an appropriate anecdote in a job interview setting, it really isn't. Probably just the voices in your head being cheeky.
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I have updated the title of the thread,
Thus ends an intriguing view into my psyche
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You forgot to end your post with 'Thus ends an intriguing view into my psyche.' :P
Thus ends an intriguing view into my psyche.
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I'd offer you a glimpse into my psyche but I already had a morning of that pouring it out in front of a head doctor today, and I would rather not repeat that thankyouverymuch.
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if you prefer, we can perform the genital amputation procedure instead?
Thus ends an intriguing view into my psyche.
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I sort of like all my body parts as they are, thank you very much.
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Fingernails don't need trimming?
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I'm sorry, I'm just not in the mood.
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I dreamed I was riding a bicycle but I really wanted it to be a motorcycle, so I willed it into a motorcycle and the pedals instantly converted into footpegs and an engine showed up. But it still had bicycle steering geometry and was really front-heavy which scared me, so I parked it in someone's lawn, got off, and walked instead.
Thus ends an intriguing view into my psyche.
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I dreamed that my mother in law was discussing the way I dry myself after a shower, in a way that made it very obvious that she'd watched me do it.
Thus ends an intriguing view into my psyche
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There was a story yesterday on public radio about how a guy gave a testicle in Iraq for his country. I didn't hear the actual story, and you probably didn't either, but I assume you're more susceptible to the brain waves than I am, and can only assume you were trying to one up him.
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The weird thing was, it took a while after I woke up for me to figure out that I hadn't actually done so (a manual check was required) and that it was not a task that I still had to perform. It was a while before I woke up enough to realise that actually I really significantly did not want to do it.
Thus ends an intriguing view into my psyche.
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I should probably have my own category, probably called the Algorythmics Not Safe For Life (ANSFL) category.
FTFY
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I think your markdown broke.
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that's an interesting dream, and i'm sure freud would have a field day with it, but that ain't got nothing on my dreams!
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I'll enhance it further!
I think the Standardcommonhyperbbgundiscotextmarkupupdowndownleftrightleftrightbastartcodinglanguagehorrorsuperparser broke.
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Thus ends an intriguing view into my psyche.
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I just noticed the OP has no likes, and I am relieved.
Thus ends an intriguing view into my psyche.