All I see is dicks.
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If you have eyes, you may notice from time to time when looking at something of a constant color, particularly if your eyes become unfocused, "floaters", these are little bits of gunk floating around in some aspect of your eye which occassionally become visible.
I have one of these that I have noticed just today, that has a remarkable resemblance to a cock and balls.
All I see is dicks, everyone I look at, everything I see, everything I read, dicks. Dicks everywhere.
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This does explain a lot.
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nah, it's just inner eye zalgo.
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The topic title made this a bit risky to click at work.
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EDIT - Oh FFS, should have realised there would be some sort of Discourse fail. (I edited the url to one that makes at least a little sense, the original was just cocks on a blank screen. Apparently Discourse can't be loaded via a 100%/100% frame)
I once, when younger and more daring, created an index.asp page on the website of my parent company (an ad agency) with an empty char (Alt-255 I think) as the folder name. I made an iframe containing the agency home page in this file, so the URL read "www.company.com/ "
I sent an email to all staff, at 16:20 on a Friday, telling them, "I think we've been hacked!!!" and supplying the "suddenly, cocks" link
Hilarity followed, until the company bar opened at 16:30 and I removed the page. As it was an ad agency, I didn't get fired.
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rightly or wrongly
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Sargent or York?
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Didn't Dick Sargent play Dick York on Bewitched?
#MST3K Jokes
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I hate floaters. I've got quite a few in both eyes, but otherwise perfect vision.
The other thing that annoys me is in bright light, like outside in sunlight, if I look at the sky or a wall or something that's uniform in color, I can actually see the blood cells traveling through the capillaries on my retina.
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SFW (actual dick blacked out)
http://youtu.be/q1NAXZfUJfE
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SFW (actual dick blacked out)
Where do you work where that is the only criteria for being safe to view?
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A known medical problem (SFW )
I forgot to throw a ball in there so here you go
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@Intercourse said:
Where do you work where that is the only criteria for being safe to view?
Depends on if the kids are home or if my wife is in the room at the time.
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Dick Cheney, the biggest dick of them all. Not talking about his manhood either.
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Depends on if the kids are home or if my wife is in the room at the time.
So, a bit of pseudo code to spell it out:
If FamilyHome = True
Then SFW = News&YouTube
If FamilyHome = False
Then SFW = Brazzers
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"Man shows dick to ..." The YouTube account associated with this video has been terminated due to multiple third-party notifications of copyright infringement.
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Discourse me preventing me from seeing that.
This discussion reminds me if a couple of C&H shorts.
- guy wants to eat a plate of dicks.
- guy sees ass wherever he goes due to swearing at a gypsy. Ends with him getting cursed for dicks.