Pstorer: Feb 1st, 2007 - Aug 7th, 2008



  • I'd just like to point out that my post count has now exceeded that of the venerable pstorer.  This is in spite of the fact that he has been a member of the forums for 18 months and I've only been a member for 7 months.  It was a long, hard struggle, but I was finally able to crush pstorer and leave him squirming for breath inside the flaming wreckage of his exo-skeletal suit.  I'd like to thank all of those who helped me, especially the more mentally "special" TDWTF Forums members.  If it weren't for the lot of you posting utter nonsense I would not have been able to sit in the balcony and snipe away, boosting my post count ever higher on wings of pure, unadulterated grace.  God bless.



  •  /me opens the champagne.

    Congrats. I knew you would be the victor.



  • @MasterPlanSoftware said:

     /me opens the champagne.

    Congrats. I knew you would be the victor.

    Aww, thank you!  And after the cyanide I slipped into your glass of champagne takes effect, I shall begin my assault on Castle MPS. 



  • @morbiuswilters said:

    Aww, thank you!  And after the cyanide I slipped into your glass of champagne takes effect, I shall begin my assault on Castle MPS. 
     

    Go ahead, you aren't the only one to want my throne.



  • @morbiuswilters said:

    Aww, thank you!  And after the cyanide I slipped into your glass of champagne takes effect, I shall begin my assault on Castle MPS. 

    If you keep up the good work with your eloquently orchestrated verbal activities ranging from wordy bullshit to wordy jokes to wordy insults, I promise you that at the end, there will be cake.



  • @dhromed said:

    If you keep up the good work with your eloquently orchestrated verbal activities ranging from wordy bullshit to wordy jokes to wordy insults
     

    Just to be clear... Are you saying that morb is *wordy*?

    And morbius: Why on Earth would you want Castle MPS? Go on - give me one good reason. Just one. <g> Didn't think you could. 



  • @KenW said:

    Just to be clear... Are you saying that morb is *wordy*?

    Are you saying that Mr. Morbs is quiet and/or succinct?



  • @dhromed said:

    @KenW said:

    Just to be clear... Are you saying that morb is *wordy*?

    Are you saying that Mr. Morbs is quiet and/or succinct?

     

    More importantly, who cares?

    Being active on a forum is a crime now?



  • @MasterPlanSoftware said:

    More importantly, who cares?

    Being active on a forum is a crime now?

    'course not. I was not making special note of Morbs' abilities as typist and writer, but responding to Ken's question, which seemed a little odd, given Morbs' usually generous texts. I'm entertaining the option of some sarcasm on the side of KenW.



  • @KenW said:

    Why on Earth would you want Castle MPS?
     

    Yeah really, look what it gets me... 

    http://forums.thedailywtf.com/forums/t/9582.aspx

    http://forums.thedailywtf.com/forums/t/9586.aspx



  • @dhromed said:

    I'm entertaining the option of some sarcasm on the side of KenW.
     

    Bingo! We have a winner!

    Great catch, dhromed! And I didn't even have to resort to sarcasm tags!



  • @MasterPlanSoftware said:

    More importantly, who cares?

    Being active on a forum is a crime now?

     

    Did Jeff actually kill your sense of humor that badly?

    Take a chill pill, MPS. It was a small joke. Don't get yourself all worked up over it. I won't let it happen again.



  • @KenW said:

    Did Jeff actually kill your sense of humor that badly?

    Take a chill pill, MPS. It was a small joke. Don't get yourself all worked up over it. I won't let it happen again.

     

    I wasn't referring to you. I was referring to dhromed and Jeff S' opinions in the threads I mentioned.



  •  if ever a thread deserved to be locked it was this one.  Seriously, a whole thread devoted to stroking e-penises.



  • @tster said:

     if ever a thread deserved to be locked it was this one.  Seriously, a whole thread devoted to stroking e-penises.

     

    Learn to take a joke man, some people like to have a little humor with their friends. It isn't like he posted this in the sidebar.



  • @tster said:

     if ever a thread deserved to be locked it was this one.  Seriously, a whole thread devoted to stroking e-penises.

    You are just jealous that my e-penis is almost twice as big as yours. 



  • *munch*

    Anyone else want some popcorn?



  • @MasterPlanSoftware said:

    @tster said:

     if ever a thread deserved to be locked it was this one.  Seriously, a whole thread devoted to stroking e-penises.

     

    Learn to take a joke man, some people like to have a little humor with their friends. It isn't like he posted this in the sidebar.

     

    The irony delights and pleasures me.



  •  @morbiuswilters said:

    I shall begin my assault on Castle MPS

    Doesn't look like you have to - MPS's post count seems to have been reset.  It says 3 for me right now.  Castle ammoQ is still available though.

     



  •  MPS wasn't a castle.  He was like the tech boom.  We can call it the MPS boom and MPS bust.  Hopefully you didn't own stock ;)



  • What the fuck morbiuswilter. This is something to be proud of? Snarking away at almost every post with your ill informed polemic makes you some sort of fucking hero? 

    The fact that you have so many posts in such a short time surely indicates that you don't really have a life.

     


     

     

     

     

     



  • @matterific said:

    morbiuswilter... This is something to be proud of... Snarking away at almost every post with your ... informed polemic makes you some sort of ... hero...

    The fact that you have so many posts in such a short time surely indicates that you ... are fucking awesome!

    This post has been formatted to fit your screen. 



  • @matterific said:

    ...etc...

    I should proably add that having an avatar that is merely a poor defacing of mine does not add credibility to your arguments; quite the contrary.  I think it would be advisable if you develop your own personality that is not based on following me around and attacking me at every chance.



  •  @morbiuswilters said:

    I should proably add that having an avatar that is merely a poor defacing of mine does not add credibility to your arguments; quite the contrary.  I think it would be advisable if you develop your own personality that is not based on following me around and attacking me at every chance.

    Morbius you should be flatterd that I have chosen your avatar to deface. Of all the avatars, I chose yours.

     

     

     



  •  It's really annoying having two people with very similar avatars whose names both start with an m and are not a single actual word and have no capital letters.  



  • @tster said:

     It's really annoying having two people with very similar avatars whose names both start with an m and are not a single actual word and have no capital letters.  

     

    I agree completely.



  • @tester said:

    I agree completely.

    Wow!  I am completely fooled! 



  • @morbiuswilters said:

    @tester said:

    I agree completely.

    Wow!  I am completely fooled! 

    As am I.

    You should double-date.


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