DogsB's Hopeless Flirting Adventures
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After drinking with a colleague yesterday
You smell like sandlewood
What!?!?
It's alright I like it.
Why are you smelling me?
Just curious.And I'm the weird one in the office...
Thinking about it it was quite a good troll.
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@DogsB said in Spamming Ken M links:
And I'm the weird one in the office...
Because you don't recognize flirting?
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@DogsB said in Spamming Ken M links:
it was quite a good troll.
Is that what you kids are calling it these days?
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I relate a story that made me go
and I'm the one that is mocked.I actually shouldn't of expected anything else.
Good job lads. :)
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@DogsB said in Spamming Ken M links:
I relate a story that made me go and I'm the one that is mocked.
Hey, it's not our fault you can't recognize flirting.
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@kt_ My favorite is:
"There's no I in 'team'. But there is an I in 'Team Cheerios'."
I wish I could remember which comedian I heard that from.
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@DogsB said in Spamming Ken M links:
I actually shouldn't of expected anything else.
Actually, you shouldn't have expected anything else. Including not this.
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@FrostCat said in Spamming Ken M links:
@DogsB said in Spamming Ken M links:
I actually shouldn't of expected anything else.
Actually, you shouldn't have expected anything else. Including not this.
And now I'm being trolled for grammar.
^_^
If anyone is interested in an update I texted her on Friday after your mocking and we've being texting since then. I suppose every cloud has a silver lining.
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@DogsB said in Spamming Ken M links:
we've being texting since then.
I hope that's some kind of euphemism.
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@FrostCat said in Spamming Ken M links:
@DogsB said in Spamming Ken M links:
we've being texting since then.
I hope that's some kind of euphemism.
If it was I would switch to a more amenable vocation.
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@FrostCat said in Spamming Ken M links:
@DogsB said in Spamming Ken M links:
we've being texting since then.
I hope that's some kind of euphemism.
Not unless he spelled sexting wrong
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@blakeyrat said in Spamming Ken M links:
"There's no I in 'team'. But there is an I in 'Team Cheerios'."
There's no I in Team. But there are three I's in Multiple Personality Disorder
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@DogsB said in Spamming Ken M links:
If anyone is interested in an update I texted her on Friday after your mocking and we've being texting since then.
I'm glad we could help.
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@DogsB You can't do any worse than @Tsaukpaetra :large_blue_circle::large_blue_circle:
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@Luhmann said in DogsB's Hopeless Flirting Adventures:
@FrostCat said in Spamming Ken M links:
@DogsB said in Spamming Ken M links:
we've being texting since then.
I hope that's some kind of euphemism.
Not unless he spelled sexting wrong
Give him some time. You've got to crawl before you can walk.
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@Boner said in DogsB's Hopeless Flirting Adventures:
@DogsB You can't do any worse than @Tsaukpaetra :large_blue_circle::large_blue_circle:
Sure he could. A trans@Tsaukpaetra would be worse.
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@boomzilla said in DogsB's Hopeless Flirting Adventures:
@DogsB said in Spamming Ken M links:
And I'm the weird one in the office...
Because you don't recognize flirting?
In all fairness, it can be sometimes difficult to identify in the heat of the moment.
And then there are the types that are just so friendly that it seems like they're flirting when they really aren't....
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There's no "I" in "team", but there's a "U" in "can fuck off"
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@abarker said in DogsB's Hopeless Flirting Adventures:
Sure he could. A trans@Tsaukpaetra would be worse.
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@tufty said in DogsB's Hopeless Flirting Adventures:
There's no "I" in "team", but there's a "U" in "can fuck off"
There is a 'me' in team. And 'eat' 'tame' 'meat' 'at' 'tea'.
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@Boner said in DogsB's Hopeless Flirting Adventures:
@DogsB You can't do any worse than @Tsaukpaetra :large_blue_circle::large_blue_circle:
I really wish @mentioning worked for me, I apparently missed out for a whole 7 hours on this thread!
@abarker said in DogsB's Hopeless Flirting Adventures:
A trans@Tsaukpaetra would be worse.
What are you suggesting?
@dcon said in DogsB's Hopeless Flirting Adventures:
@tufty said in DogsB's Hopeless Flirting Adventures:
There's no "I" in "team", but there's a "U" in "can fuck off"
There is a 'me' in team. And 'eat' 'tame' 'meat' 'at' 'tea'.
Etaimitatie? Sorry, I'm not sure what you said.
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@Tsaukpaetra "estimated time of arrival of French imitation", obviously.
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@dcon said in DogsB's Hopeless Flirting Adventures:
@tufty said in DogsB's Hopeless Flirting Adventures:
There's no "I" in "team", but there's a "U" in "can fuck off"
There is a 'me' in team. And 'eat' 'tame' 'meat' 'at' 'tea'.
:caveman:me eat tame meat at tea
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@pydsigner said in DogsB's Hopeless Flirting Adventures:
@Tsaukpaetra "estimated time of arrival of French imitation", obviously.
Is it so obvious?
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@DogsB said in DogsB's Hopeless Flirting Adventures:
@FrostCat said in Spamming Ken M links:
@DogsB said in Spamming Ken M links:
I actually shouldn't of expected anything else.
Actually, you shouldn't have expected anything else. Including not this.
And now I'm being trolled for grammar.
^_^
If anyone is interested in an update I texted her on Friday after your mocking and we've being texting since then. I suppose every cloud has a silver lining.
Remember, don't be a beaner and wrap your weiner.
Also, you can't reproduce if you do it where she poops!
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@drurowin said in DogsB's Hopeless Flirting Adventures:
Also, you can't reproduce if you do it where she poops!
The upstairs toilet?
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@coldandtired said in DogsB's Hopeless Flirting Adventures:
@drurowin said in DogsB's Hopeless Flirting Adventures:
Also, you can't reproduce if you do it where she poops!
The upstairs toilet?
I would've also taken New Jersey.
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To be fair, my first line of inquiry faced with the initial conversation would have been "what in the fuck is sandlewood?"
I would have figured out what was actually going on BEFORE I posted it to TDWTF, though.
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@coldandtired said in DogsB's Hopeless Flirting Adventures:
@drurowin said in DogsB's Hopeless Flirting Adventures:
Also, you can't reproduce if you do it where she poops!
The upstairs toilet?
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@Weng said in DogsB's Hopeless Flirting Adventures:
To be fair, my first line of inquiry faced with the initial conversation would have been "what in the fuck is sandlewood?"
I would have figured out what was actually going on BEFORE I posted it to TDWTF, though.
I think its plainly obvious that I don't!
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@DogsB said in DogsB's Hopeless Flirting Adventures:
I think its plainly obvious that I don't!
Up8s on your sandalwood smells?
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@Tsaukpaetra said in DogsB's Hopeless Flirting Adventures:
@abarker said in DogsB's Hopeless Flirting Adventures:
A trans@Tsaukpaetra would be worse.
What are you suggesting?
That someone who feels they are you, but wasn't born you, would be worse than you.
Duh.
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@abarker said in DogsB's Hopeless Flirting Adventures:
@Tsaukpaetra said in DogsB's Hopeless Flirting Adventures:
@abarker said in DogsB's Hopeless Flirting Adventures:
A trans@Tsaukpaetra would be worse.
What are you suggesting?
That someone who feels they are you, but wasn't born you, would be worse than you.
Duh.
Huh. I'd tell them I am sorry for missing them during the Great Merge. But... if they are physical, how did they get that way? Almost all of myself was mental schism, I haven't yet met a physical part of myself yet.
I find solace in the fact that we're only talking hypotheticals, right?
Hmmm, I'd also pity the person who inherently felt me, but due to current physical limitations can't actually be me. That would kinda suck... Nobody wants to be me, they either are, or are not, I would think. But then again, you'd have to define me appropriately enough to determine if one could want to be me, and...
What are we even talking about? If there were parts of me that missed the Merge, then by now they should have developed into full distinct personalities, so why bother? They couldn't be merged now, that code has been lost long ago, so...
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@Tsaukpaetra said in DogsB's Hopeless Flirting Adventures:
I find solace in the fact that we're only talking hypotheticals, right?
Hypothetically.
