"Gaming accessory" or "Sex toy"?
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I'm just going to post the name and selections from the feature list, and you tell me.
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Brand: THURST Master
Features:- brushless motor
- ultra-smooth and super responsive so you don’t miss the action
- frictionless dual-belt mechanism provides a quiet system so you can focus
- designed with a long range of travel
- Smooth and seamless dual-belt, friction-free optimized mechanism
- uses H.E.A.R.T Technology™ that features a contactless magnetic sensor: precision won’t decrease over time
- Rotation angle adjustable from 270° to 1080°
- Internal memory and upgradeable firmware
- Reinforced rubber texture on the entire circumference
- Detachable, featuring the Thrustmaster Quick Release system
- fully adjustable in height and spacing for 6 possible positions
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@Lorne-Kates Or, you know, this.
Trance Vibrator (Accessory) - Giant Bomb
Sega released this force feedback device alongside the PlayStation 2 version of Rez in Japan.
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@Lorne-Kates said in "Gaming accessory" or "Sex toy"?:
you tell me
I'm not entirely sure what the usefulness of a "frictionless dual-belt mechanism" would be in either.
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@HardwareGeek said in "Gaming accessory" or "Sex toy"?:
@Lorne-Kates said in "Gaming accessory" or "Sex toy"?:
you tell me
I'm not entirely sure what the usefulness of a "frictionless dual-belt mechanism" would be in either.
Obviously it's because the friction between the belt and the wheel slow everything down.
Everyone knows that!
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Best real term ever:
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@HardwareGeek said in "Gaming accessory" or "Sex toy"?:
I'm not entirely sure what the usefulness of a "frictionless dual-belt mechanism" would be in either.
Thrust Master makes joysticks, yokes, pedals, and the like, for games, especially flight simulators. Something with belts is, I would imagine, for a steering wheel or flight yoke.
I mean, unless they've branched out into sex toys.
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@Weng Good thing current controllers have vibrator functionality built in!
http://www.alfabetajuega.com/multimedia/imagenes/201110/2621.wiimote.png
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@anonymous234 said in "Gaming accessory" or "Sex toy"?:
vibrator functionality built in
E_NOT_PURPLE
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@HardwareGeek said in "Gaming accessory" or "Sex toy"?:
E_NOT_PURPLE
This one even has the larger silicone head, presumably "for her pleasure".
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@FrostCat said in "Gaming accessory" or "Sex toy"?:
This one even has the larger silicone head, presumably "for her pleasure".
That's a condom.
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@aliceif said in "Gaming accessory" or "Sex toy"?:
That's a condom.
I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about. I was referring to how female gamers would obviously be happier using a controller that's easier to hold.
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@FrostCat The (removable!) silicon sleeve around wiimotes is sometimes referred to as the "condom" among Nintendo gamers.
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@aliceif some of my friends call silicon phone sleeves "condoms" as well.
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@aliceif said in "Gaming accessory" or "Sex toy"?:
@FrostCat The (removable!) silicon sleeve around wiimotes is sometimes referred to as the "condom" among Nintendo gamers.
Yes, I know that, I was going for a different joke, possibly involving the fact that regular condoms are made of latex, not silicone.
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@aliceif said in "Gaming accessory" or "Sex toy"?:
silicon sleeve around wiimotes
@Onyx said in "Gaming accessory" or "Sex toy"?:
silicon phone sleeves
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@HardwareGeek Perhaps they were using an abbreviated form of the word, kind of like your abbreviated pendantry/rant.
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E_NOT_TECHNICALLY_WRONG
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@AyGeePlus Non-masochists would probably not want to use a condom made of silicon, regardless of what it's encasing.
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@HardwareGeek I plead ESL your honour! Same spelling here!
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@Onyx said in "Gaming accessory" or "Sex toy"?:
ESL ... Same spelling
Hmm, TIL. Ok, I'll allow some special dispensation for people from Slavic countries whose primary language is dysfunctional.
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@HardwareGeek Yeah, it's "Silikon" (silicone) / "Silizium" (silicon) here in German.
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@aliceif that's almost as confusing as "what" => "was" vs. "was" => "war".
("EN" => "DE")
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@boomzilla said in "Gaming accessory" or "Sex toy"?:
Eww...water sports?
@anonymous234 said in "Gaming accessory" or "Sex toy"?:
http://www.alfabetajuega.com/multimedia/imagenes/201110/2621.wiimote.png
= Wii Sports
Filed under: It's funny because "wee" means "pee"
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@HardwareGeek said in "Gaming accessory" or "Sex toy"?:
whose primary language is dysfunctional.
yeah, what kind of language uses silicon instead of the silicium?
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@HardwareGeek silicon is a name and silicone is this nonsensical set of instructions:
- Delete previous word
- The number
- Of type
- Which is incidentally associated with
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@Jarry said in "Gaming accessory" or "Sex toy"?:
silicium
Silly Cum? Is that the blooper reel from a porn shoot?
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@Lorne-Kates
Turns out that the 'there's something about Mary' hairdo isn't so easy to achieve
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@AyGeePlus said in "Gaming accessory" or "Sex toy"?:
E_NOT_TECHNICALLY_WRONG
Only if you're the type of person who calls thiomersal/thimerosal "mercury". And you don't want to be that type of person.
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@fbmac
Why you mention me, so I get notification, then delete post before I get chance to find out why you mention me?
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@HardwareGeek said in "Gaming accessory" or "Sex toy"?:
@fbmac
Why you mention me, so I get notification, then delete post before I get chance to find out why you mention me?He's trying to make me jelly that you can get mentions but I almost never do.
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@HardwareGeek it was: TIL my cpu wasn't made of silicone
inb4: delete it again before he can read
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@fbmac said in "Gaming accessory" or "Sex toy"?:
delete it again
I would NEVAR request such a thing!
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@fbmac said in "Gaming accessory" or "Sex toy"?:
TIL my cpu wasn't made of silicone
It's easy: silicon is for enhancement of pictures of breasts, and silicone is for enhancement of physical breasts.
Teledildonics - Wikipedia
