Lounge is inaccessible

kt_

From devices with limited hardware. I couldn't go to the lounge category page on iPhone 5c, latest iOS. I can however on iPhone 6 latest iOS.

When on the 5c it loaded, then NodeBB refresh (load?) event kicked in and page got white with blue loading bar on top not being able to finish. The phone got so hot I could use it instead of a stove.

NodeBB, shame on you!

filed under: since it happens on mobile, you won't get a better bug report than it doesn't work

FrostCat

@kt_ said in Lounge is inaccessible:

I couldn't go to the lounge category page on iPhone 5c, latest iOS. I can however on iPhone 6 latest iOS.

I wonder how much Apple's paying NodeBB to "encourage" people to stay on the latest iDevice.

kt_

@FrostCat said in Lounge is inaccessible:

@kt_ said in Lounge is inaccessible:

I couldn't go to the lounge category page on iPhone 5c, latest iOS. I can however on iPhone 6 latest iOS.

I wonder how much Apple's paying NodeBB to "encourage" people to stay on the latest iDevice.

I think they're hipster enough to do it for free. Remember: JavaScript.

Also: iPhone 6 is so last year.

Jaloopa

I've noticed a distinct lag rendering text and the background on my phone. It's not exactly low specced either (Moto X Play, less than a year old)

Tsaukpaetra

WOMM. Maybe try increasing the viewport by 3px?

fbmac

Lounge access is restricted to the PC Master Race from now on.

aliceif

Firefox 47, Galaxy S5 (Android 5.0)
- no issues accessing the lounge here

FrostCat

@fbmac said in Lounge is inaccessible:

Lounge access is restricted to the PC Master Race from now on.

Your ~~silliness~~racism has been ~~noted~~preserved for posterity.

Magus

The lounge is at :german_sausage: slightly slow on an Icon.

boomzilla

It's ok on my LG Vista with chrome.

HardwareGeek

Works ~~fine~~as well as any of the rest of the site on my ancient iPod, even in the topic that tried to one box the entirety of Twitter.

aliceif

@HardwareGeek said in Lounge is inaccessible:

Works fineas well as any of the rest of the site on my ancient iPod, even in the topic that tried to one box the entirety of Twitter.

All of twitter? wut?

I didn't add a link to Jeff's twitter yet.

HardwareGeek

@aliceif

All of twitter? wut?

It's an example of a literary device called "hyperbole."

aliceif

@HardwareGeek
https://twitter.com/codinghorror

Weng

@aliceif What the fuck kind of useless onebox was that?

ben_lubar

@Weng said in Lounge is inaccessible:

@aliceif What the fuck kind of useless onebox was that?

TIL @codinghorror is a twitter account that has 0 relevance to either of the words in its title.

Jaloopa

@aliceif I like the "it doesn't bother me when people criticize what I do". That easy when you ban everybody that does

flabdablet

@kt_ said in Lounge is inaccessible:

Remember: JavaScript

Also remember: St Jobs originally cited Flash's detrimental effect on his new toy's power consumption as the driving reason for putting the boot into that platform.

As a paid-up member of the fraternity, I find the way HTML5 is re-inventing that problem, as well as everything else Flash has been blamed for doing badly, completely hilarious.

aliceif

@flabdablet said in Lounge is inaccessible:

As a paid-up member of the fraternity, I find the way HTML5 is re-inventing that problem, as well as everything else Flash has been blamed for doing badly, completely hilarious.

Did anyone ever make a forum software based on flash?

fbmac

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JBert

@aliceif said in Lounge is inaccessible:

@flabdablet said in Lounge is inaccessible:

As a paid-up member of the fraternity, I find the way HTML5 is re-inventing that problem, as well as everything else Flash has been blamed for doing badly, completely hilarious.

Did anyone ever make a forum software based on flash?

Likely yes, though they would later refuse to admit it.