Mashup Challenge $100,000 prize - WTF if Spectate Swamp wins?



  • @rc_pinchey said:

    Bloody hell... I stop paying attention to this thread for just a few days, and suddenly it's all "paedophile this" and "cunt that" and people saying "Belgium". And not only has Swampy gone, he's also created two new accounts in order to double his trolling pleasure.

    Come ON, people- let's not hate. Who's for a hippy love-in? We can hug our differences away.
    Go Belgium yourself, you pedophile cunt!



  • @rc_pinchey said:

    Bloody hell... I stop paying attention to this thread for just a few days, and suddenly it's all "paedophile this" and "cunt that" and people saying "Belgium". And not only has Swampy gone, he's also created two new accounts in order to double his trolling pleasure.

     Yeah, same for me, also stopped paying attention for a few days, only to miss all the fun...


    Come ON, people- let's not hate. Who's for a hippy love-in? We can hug our differences away.

     Huh? Where's the point in that?



  • @cklam said:

    you are me - twenty years ago. 

    @cklam said:

    FYI: I am 41.

    @cklam said:

    You sound more a (admittedly well-educated) 13

     

    Does that mean that at the age of 21 you sounded like a (admittedly well-educated) 13-year-old?



  • @julmu said:

    .... SNIP ...

    @cklam said:

    You sound more a (admittedly well-educated) 13

     Does that mean that at the age of 21 you sounded like a (admittedly well-educated) 13-year-old?

     

    No, way worse. 

    Actually, at that stage I sounded drunken most of the time.

    But it was excusable - I was a conscript in the old West German Army then.

    You rarely needed more vocabulary than: "Gimme one more crate of beer." and "Don't forget to bring the next porn video." as a conscript.

    As a conscript you are PERFECT at counting your remaining days of service, though.

     



  • @cklam said:

    As a conscript you are PERFECT at counting your remaining days of service, though.

    Really? I spent my time calculating exactly how much percent of my time served, taking into account the days of leave I had and the days I had to work on the weekend. I knew exactly which days I had to count and which not to. I then calculated how much percent of time I had left, and then evaluated if it would sum up to 100%. But it didn't.




  • @cklam said:

    @julmu said:

    .... SNIP ...

    @cklam said:

    You sound more a (admittedly well-educated) 13

     Does that mean that at the age of 21 you sounded like a (admittedly well-educated) 13-year-old?

     

    No, way worse. 

    Actually, at that stage I sounded drunken most of the time.

    But it was excusable - I was a conscript in the old West German Army then.

    You rarely needed more vocabulary than: "Gimme one more crate of beer." and "Don't forget to bring the next porn video." as a conscript.

    As a conscript you are PERFECT at counting your remaining days of service, though.

     

     

     

    You wee drunk at the age of 13? While being a soldier?

    Not bad!

         



  • @ClaudeSuck.de said:

    You wee drunk at the age of 13? While being a soldier?

    Not bad!

    I guess you like that, sick pedophile bastard.



  • @derula said:

    I guess you like that, sick pedophile bastard.
     

    Jaaaaa, jaaaa Mama!     



  •  @derula said:

    @cklam said:
    As a conscript you are PERFECT at counting your remaining days of service, though.

    Really? I spent my time calculating exactly how much percent of my time served, taking into account the days of leave I had and the days I had to work on the weekend. I knew exactly which days I had to count and which not to. I then calculated how much percent of time I had left, and then evaluated if it would sum up to 100%. But it didn't.

    You really are intelligent...

    If you wouldn't exist we would have to invent you. 



  • @ClaudeSuck.de said:

    You really are intelligent...

    If you wouldn't exist we would have to invent you. 

    Germany's secret weapon.

    What?



  • @ClaudeSuck.de said:

    You really are intelligent...

    If you wouldn't exist we would have to invent you. 

     

    Whaaaaaat? 



  • @ClaudeSuck.de said:

    You really are intelligent...

    If you wouldn't exist we would have to invent you. 

     

    Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat???



  • Sorry to drag back a previous page's post, but I've been busy sorting out house- and job-related issues. All sorted, yay! Anyway, this was actually personally addressed to me, so I figured I'd better answer it.

    @cklam said:

    To elgate: FYI: I am 41. But I doubt that you are 23. You sound more a (admittedly well-educated) 13 - which measured in mm is way longer the length of your penis.
     

    You know, if you bother to read my other posts, or join the IRC chat (go ahead, if I'm around I'll kick you so fast you won't even have a chance to get a word in), you'll see that I (until about 4 weeks ago, when I moved jobs) work at a high school. I'm pretty sure 13-year-olds can't be employed as high school network admins, although I guess I can see it potentially happening. 

    Saying I sound like a 13-year-old would be a fair call - IF I were rude, obnoxious, arrogant, and my posts all contained bad grammar and spelling, and... oh wait, this sounds like someone I kno---wait a minute! This sounds like you! 

    As for my penis size, that remark was neither witty nor clever. If you actually want to know its length, you can suck it, bitch. And FWIW, no post you have made on this forum has made any sense. 

    Oh, and I did lie about my age - I'm actually 22. I added a year for anonymity's sake... I don't need the anonymity of this pseudonym any more, though I'll keep the stuff Swampy blurts out (exact GPS coordinates of house, phone numbers, full name, etc) private. 


    PS: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? 



  • @elgate said:

    go ahead, if I'm around I'll kick you so fast you won't even have a chance to get a word in
     

    Doesn't everyone love IRC nazis? 

    @elgate said:

    I'm pretty sure 13-year-olds can't be employed as high school network admins

    No, but because of you, I have learned that high schools apparently employ people with an IQ of 13 as network admins. So perhaps this is just a language barrier thing.

    @elgate said:

    IF I were rude, obnoxious, arrogant

    @elgate said:

    you can suck it, bitch.

    @elgate said:

    PS: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? 

    IF?

    @elgate said:

    And FWIW, no post you have made on this forum has made any sense. 

    FWIW you haven't done anything notable but keep this thread alive, despite the fact that swampy is long gone.



  • @MasterPlanSoftware said:

    Doesn't everyone love IRC nazis? 

    Yes, yes they do.

    @MasterPlanSoftware said:

    [You have a low IQ.]

    What annoys me is that there are at least two people on this forum who assume I'm either a teenager, an idiot, or both, and I have no way of proving them wrong, because anyone without their head up their ass can tell I am neither stupid nor a child. Suggestion: remove foreign object from anus. It will help with your perspective. 

    @MasterPlanSoftware said:

    FWIW you haven't done anything notable but keep this thread alive, despite the fact that swampy is long gone.
     

    FWIW, you're the main reason Swampy is gone. He left when you kept trying to lock the thread, in an attempt to exercise power over the rest of us which you haven't been granted - and for good reason. Congratulations, asshole: you fucked it up for those of us who were still enjoying it. 

    Anyway, nothing noteable? I did a bunch of stuff with Photoshop. Admittedly a little lame, but it entertained a few people. Is it lonely having almost everyone on this forum hate you? You're an ass, and you know it.



  • @elgate said:

    Yes, yes they do.

    IRC Nazis...  I hate IRC Nazis...

     

    @elgate said:

    What annoys me is that there are at least two people on this forum who assume I'm either a teenager, an idiot, or both, and I have no way of proving them wrong...

    See, your problem is that you care what other people think.  There are people on this forum that think I'm stupid, a troll, a jackass and even an invisble alien that only they can see and talk to (sorry about lying to you, pstorer).  You have to do what I do and tell yourself that it's everyone else who is retarded.  I mean, if they were smart, then they'd be me.  And they aren't.

     

    @elgate said:

    FWIW, you're the main reason Swampy is gone.  He left when you kept trying to lock the thread, in an attempt to exercise power over the rest of us which you haven't been granted - and for good reason. Congratulations, asshole: you fucked it up for those of us who were still enjoying it.

    I did this just as much as MPS, as did many others.  We were tired of the Mashup thread and wanted to trick all the stupid people into thinking it was locked.  This worked better than planned, though, as I never imagined Swampy would actually be one of those tricked.  You're also going to have to blame the people who fake-posted as Swampy because they clearly upset and disoriented.  At the end of the day, though, you need to stop all this butthurt nonsense.  Swampy isn't your fucking E.T. that we strapped to a gurney and injected with chemicals to see what would happen.  He was just a moronic, trolling, Canadian stoner.

     

    @elgate said:

    Is it lonely having almost everyone on this forum hate you? You're an ass, and you know it.

    FWIW, I don't hate MPS and I know many other people don't either.  Seriously, the people who actually hate MPS are usually the biggest idiots on here, so I would reconsider casting your lots with them.  Also, a lot of the people who hate MPS also hate me, mostly because I delight in pointing out their intellectual or emotional deficiencies.  Regardless, you're not going to achieve anything by calling him an ass, the best you might get is a thorough flaming but MPS has been pretty good about ignoring people who are trying to get him to flame them. 


  • @elgate said:

    What annoys me is that there are at least two people on this forum who assume I'm either a teenager, an idiot, or both

    True, both.

    @elgate said:

    Bla bla us bla bla almost everyone bla bla 

    What annoys me is people acting as if they represent any kind of majority. Try speaking for yourself instead of trying to hide behind a *nonexistent* majority. You sound very much alike spectate and his swampies.

    @elgate said:

    bla bla Photoshop bla bla

    Tip: if you're really that sensitive of being taken seriously, don't feed the lions... Or really, don't post to this forum.



  • @morbiuswilters said:

    See, your problem is that you care what other people think. 
    Too true.

    @morbiuswilters said:

    At the end of the day, though, you need to stop all this butthurt nonsense.  Swampy isn't your fucking E.T.
    I just find it annoying when people decide they're bored with the conversation, therefore it must end for everyone. 

    @morbiuswilters said:

    Seriously, the people who actually hate MPS are usually the biggest idiots on here, so I would reconsider casting your lots with them. 
    While I'd argue that that's mostly because MPS is so vocal toward the idiots here, I guess I don't actually hate MPS per se - actually hating him would be rather dumb. I just find him rude, annoying and pedantic. Same could probably be said for me, I guess. 

    Oh well. Unless anyone specifically directs comments at me, I won't be posting for a while. Life's too hectic right now. 



  • @elgate said:

    Yes, yes they do.
     

    No they really don't.

    @elgate said:

    What annoys me is that there are at least two people on this forum who assume I'm either a teenager, an idiot, or both, and I have no way of proving them wrong, because anyone without their head up their ass can tell I am neither stupid nor a child. Suggestion: remove foreign object from anus. It will help with your perspective. 

    Suggestion: Stop acting like a child and people might stop assuming that.

    @elgate said:

    FWIW, you're the main reason Swampy is gone.

    I can take great pride in that.

    Swampy was fun for a while, but everyone here is just repeating the same crap that we already hit him with during the first thread. It is old. Let it die.

    @elgate said:

    in an attempt to exercise power over the rest of us which you haven't been granted

    Actually, I do have the power to lock my post. So do you. Try it sometime.

    @elgate said:

    Congratulations, asshole: you fucked it up for those of us who were still enjoying it. 

    Anyone still enjoying this is an idiot. There has not been a single good post in a few pages now.

     @elgate said:

    Anyway, nothing noteable? I did a bunch of stuff with Photoshop

    Right, a few times, and that was how long ago? Now you just lurk on this thread flaming people with very childish shit.

    @elgate said:

    Is it lonely having almost everyone on this forum hate you?

    It is always lonely on the top. Luckily, I keep mixing in with the little people, keeps me grounded.

    @elgate said:

    You're an ass, and you know it.

    That might be your opinion, but public opinion sure isn't going to keep looking on you favorably unless you move on from swampy, and stop being a dick to regulars.



  • @MasterPlanSoftware said:

    Filed under: You also brought Hannah who has zero respect for anyone and might as well be a complete troll. So there is another point from you.
     

    That's low. Judge me for my actions, not for what you think of other people you assume I "brought".

    @MasterPlanSoftware said:

    Anyone still enjoying this is an idiot. There has not been a single good post in a few pages now.
    Actually, despite what I said, I'm inclined to agree with you. I hadn't realized just how bad it had become. 

    @MasterPlanSoftware said:

    Now you just lurk on this thread flaming people with very childish shit.

    Yes, but only because this is The Swamp. I'm more civil elsewhere.

    Having said that, I was in a really foul mood the last few of times I logged on here. Probably over-reacted to some things and probably got a bit out of hand with my er... well, there's no sophisticated way to put "flaming the crap out of people I disagree with". Sorry about that*. Still, this is an Internet forum; trolls, flames and idiots are supposed to be the status quo here, aren't they?  

    Anyway, like I said, I'm going back to lurking for a while, at least in this thread... too much going on IRL at the moment to form meaningful posts.



  • (Damn, I can't fix the tags. Stupid CS.)



  • @morbiuswilters said:

    There are people on this forum that think I'm stupid, a troll, a jackass and even an invisble alien that only they can see and talk to (sorry about lying to you, pstorer).
    But... but... you said it wasn't gay because you were an alien!



  • @Kefer said:

    Try speaking for yourself instead of trying to hide behind a nonexistent majority.
    I know! Everybody hates that!



  • @MasterPlanSoftware said:

    Anyone still enjoying this is an idiot. There has not been a single good post in a few pages now.
    What about the one about my glorious golden wang?



  • @elgate said:

    That's low. Judge me for my actions, not for what you think of other people you assume I "brought".
     

    This is my impression, based on what everyone on IRC had told me. If you find it to be untruthful, you should probably take it up with them.

    @elgate said:

    I'm more civil elsewhere.

    Not really, you have been quite the disrespectful prick lately.



  • @PSWorx said:

    You're starting to judge this forum by your own made-up rules only. And you demand that everyone else obeys to those rules. This is not your site, MPS and if you don't start to admit that soon, you'll end up in your own little world, not much better than SpectateSwamp.

     

    Agreed,

    although SS certainly deserves a flame, it was one of his more deluded ramblings.  I mean the guy obviously doesn't really get programming and the web <flamebait>like basically every vb programmer i've ever met</flamebait>

    to be honest i think these days he just enjoys the attention, hopefully in time we will just ignore him and he'll just fade away like CPound and tunnelRat 



  • @element[0] said:

    to be honest i think these days he just enjoys the attention, hopefully in time we will just ignore him and he'll just fade away like CPound and tunnelRat 
     

    So then you haven't noticed that he is not even here anymore then?

    WTF are you rambling on about?

    Also: What kind of troll sits here and quotes a passage from the first page of a 48 page post to try and provoke a flamewar?



  • @Weng said in Mashup Challenge $100,000 prize - WTF if Spectate Swamp wins?:

    2012, huh.

    2012 was an okay movie, but it was definitely not the end of the world.




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    @MasterPlanSoftware why can't I find the other reply to this post in this thread


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    @bb36e said in Mashup Challenge $100,000 prize - WTF if Spectate Swamp wins?:

    @MasterPlanSoftware why can't I find the other reply to this post in this thread

    Because double-import shenanigans from when we moved to Discord, if memory serves. Basically any thread older than five years (or so) will have this problem.


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    @SpectateSwamp How'd it turn out?


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    @Gribnit said in Mashup Challenge $100,000 prize - WTF if Spectate Swamp wins?:

    @SpectateSwamp How'd it turn out?

    Depends on who you ask.




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  • Trolleybus Mechanic

    fart


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    @Lorne-Kates said in Mashup Challenge $100,000 prize - WTF if Spectate Swamp wins?:

    fart

    It's so obvious that you came here just to fart that I'm not even going to ask whether you came here just to fart.


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    @Gribnit said in Mashup Challenge $100,000 prize - WTF if Spectate Swamp wins?:

    @Lorne-Kates said in Mashup Challenge $100,000 prize - WTF if Spectate Swamp wins?:

    fart

    It's so obvious that you came here just to fart that I'm not even going to ask whether you came here just to fart.

    "just"?

    burp



  • @Lorne-Kates just Toke

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nHTYT3hoFQ

    Eventually even if it takes another decade SS will WIN


  • kills Dumbledore

    @SpectateSwamp what did you do with your winnings?



  • @Jaloopa said in Mashup Challenge $100,000 prize - WTF if Spectate Swamp wins?:

    @SpectateSwamp what did you do with your winnings?

    I'd do a 3D giant copy of the ToKin Stone.. Maybe as big as a garage...



  • @anotherusername said in Mashup Challenge $100,000 prize - WTF if Spectate Swamp wins?:

    @Weng said in Mashup Challenge $100,000 prize - WTF if Spectate Swamp wins?:

    2012, huh.

    2012 was an okay movie, but it was definitely not the end of the world.

    I'm trying to figure out whether this got a downvote because 2012 was a horrible movie, or because the world actually did end and nobody bothered to tell me.



  • @anotherusername said in Mashup Challenge $100,000 prize - WTF if Spectate Swamp wins?:

    I'm trying to figure out whether this got a downvote because 2012 was a horrible movie, or because the world actually did end and nobody bothered to tell me.

    Why not both?



  • Spectate search uses long filenames to indicate the play start point for the video and more... speed, repeat freeze ...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJZfY6lxBaQ



  • @MasterPlanSoftware
    Do you understand that your VB abomination is not a web application

    All or most of my data is from the web or on the web.
    That's like saying a browser isn;t a web application because it runs on a personal computer.



  • @CodeSimian said in Mashup Challenge $100,000 prize - WTF if Spectate Swamp wins?:

    For a better sense of what we mean, let's take a look at a few of our favorite Mashups. Go
    ahead, click on the examples below. Read the "about" pages to get a
    better sense of the project’s goal/mission, and how the site works.
    (Yes, this is kind of technical, but we’re going to help make sense of
    that. Enjoy!) Maplight.org,
    a winning NetSquared project from last year, displays the link between
    money and politics by bringing together information about campaign
    contributions and legislative votes. ChicagoCrimes.org is a browsable database of crimes in Chicago that lets users see information displayed on a map. ActiveTrails
    shows visitors a list of active hiking and biking trails across the
    United States. Users play a big role in supplying information. Tunisian Prison Map
    pulls from a variety of sources to locate the prisons on a map and
    links to videos and other information relating to the prisons.  Can you please explain how SSDS is ANYTHING like those examples?

    I can share everything I have text and video wise easily...
    put all my text into a large file and share that.
    I have 3500 videos up on youtube and with long filenames have better access than anybody. Period



  • @SpectateSwamp Why are you asking MPS a question? He won't answer; he won't even see your question. He was banned from TDWTF years ago, before I was a member.

    Edit: And CodeSimian was last online 12 years ago.



  • @HardwareGeek said in Mashup Challenge $100,000 prize - WTF if Spectate Swamp wins?:

    @SpectateSwamp Why are you asking MPS a question? He won't answer; he won't even see your question. He was banned from TDWTF years ago, before I was a member.

    Dang he was good too.



  • @MasterPlanSoftware said in Mashup Challenge $100,000 prize - WTF if Spectate Swamp wins?:

    @Heron said:

    The neighbor I mooch internet access off of is the guy who runs ActiveTrails :)
     

    That is going to get awkward then, since I just emailed them about how ridiculous this thread is....

    Goodbye free internet tubez!

    Nothing ridiculous about the Greatest app on Earth.
    Having a data curation and media player that is unmatched. IS important. Yup



  • @RayS said in Mashup Challenge $100,000 prize - WTF if Spectate Swamp wins?:

    I think you need to clean out your ears, SS. What you heard as "screwup challenge" is actually a "mashup challenge".

    When your are the best you call 'em all out.


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