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  • In this message board, you learn something new every day. First, that jimo_hh has less communication skills than Swampy. Then, that cklam likes monologues about very old posts. And now we learned that ClaudeSuck.de communicates similarly to cklam, but doesn't know how to quote, leading to totally unrelated posts that kinda sound like a freaky monologue.



  • @ClaudeSuck.de said:

    No, you don't get it. The next version will not only search desktops, it will search entire milky ways... as soon as he gets the spelling into his config.txt.

    I already figured that GOTO_LINE_234789 is prepared for that. You loserz.

    I like ice cream.



  • @ClaudeSuck.de said:

    comes from Earttt

    Oh happy joy. Drunk typing. 

    @ClaudeSuck.de said:

     great post, coz u never koow
     

    I koow all the time, bitch. Speak for yourself.

     

    THERE IS MUCH TOO MUCH FELLATION OF GAY PENIS ON THIS FORUM AND NOT ENOUGH HOT CHICKS FELLATING MINE. 



  • @elgate said:

    @ClaudeSuck.de said:

    comes from Earttt

    Oh happy joy. Drunk typing. 

    @ClaudeSuck.de said:

     great post, coz u never koow
     

    I koow all the time, bitch. Speak for yourself.

     

    THERE IS MUCH TOO MUCH FELLATION OF GAY PENIS ON THIS FORUM AND NOT ENOUGH HOT CHICKS FELLATING MINE. 

    What? I thought you enjoyed having the other boys suck on your penis.



  • @HannahRochelle said:

    What? I thought you enjoyed having the other boys suck on your penis.

    At this point I think he'd settle for a tub of Vaseline and a Hoover vacuum.  Also, I think he was referring to himself when he was talking about "fellation of gay penis".

     

    P.S.  You need to make your avatar something other than the default because it is really creepy to see the silhouette of a bald-headed dude next to your posts.



  • @morbiuswilters said:

     

    P.S.  You need to make your avatar something other than the default because it is really creepy to see the silhouette of a bald-headed dude next to your posts.

     

    Holy christ as if this online leg humping contest wasn't played out enough on the IRC channel, you are going to continue here?

     

    Morbius: OMGz! Someone on the internet said they are a girl! Let's try and talk dirty to them and sound like a creepy lonely guy! Let's spend entire nights on IRC trying to get them to send pictures! 



  • @MasterPlanSoftware said:

    @morbiuswilters said:

     

    P.S.  You need to make your avatar something other than the default because it is really creepy to see the silhouette of a bald-headed dude next to your posts.

     

    Holy christ as if this online leg humping contest wasn't played out enough on the IRC channel, you are going to continue here?

     

    Morbius: OMGz! Someone on the internet said they are a girl! Let's try and talk dirty to them and sound like a creepy lonely guy! Let's spend entire nights on IRC trying to get them to send pictures! 

    Changed.

    And eh.. I dont find it creepy anymore. What I find creepy is the fact that even though you deny being gay, you have a rather homosexual quote in your forum sig.



  • @HannahRochelle said:

    Changed.

    I like it.

    Is that your real hair?



  • @HannahRochelle said:

    What? I thought you enjoyed having the other boys suck on your penis.
     

    Oh, don't get me wrong. A warm hole's a warm hole. It gets tiring, though, coming up with fantasies to distract myself from their hideous geeky appearances. 

     

    I typed "though ", and hit backspace once, and it deleted the H. But not the space. FUCKING HELL.      



  • @derula said:

    @HannahRochelle said:
    Changed.

    I like it.

    Is that your real hair?

     

    Why yes, it is. I found a pic taken a couple of months ago, edited out my face, layered it over the bald dude. Then I inverted the colours.  (I should have rotated the default avatar and used a pic I took two days ago, but meh... lazy.)



  • @HannahRochelle said:

    you have a rather homosexual quote in your forum sig.
     

    It is a quotation of morbiuswilters. I am not homophobic, I can find humor in it.



  • @MasterPlanSoftware said:

    I am not homophobic
     

    It's hard to be homophobic when your mouth's full of wang.  



  •  @ClaudeSuck.de said:

     finally, someone said it. Are there more gals reading TDWTF?

     

    I'm a girl, though I have a feeling I'll regret revealing that. 



  • @aloria said:

    I'm a girl
    OH YEAH? Well I'm two girls!



  • @aloria said:

    I'm a girl, though I have a feeling I'll regret revealing that.

    Most of the chicks I have sex with regret it, but it doesn't stop them from doing it anyway... 



  • @morbiuswilters said:

    Most of the chicks I have sex with regret it,
     

    What? The 30 seconds of sex or the 20 minutes of you crying about your mommy afterwards?



  • @Welbog said:

    @aloria said:

    I'm a girl
    OH YEAH? Well I'm two girls!

    I have a proposition for the two of you...



  • @morbiuswilters said:

    @aloria said:

    I'm a girl, though I have a feeling I'll regret revealing that.

    Most of the chicks I have sex with regret it, but it doesn't stop them from doing it anyway... 

    All of those having sex with me don't exist. And no, that's not because I prefer guys. But because I'm lame.



  • @derula said:

    that's not because I prefer guys. But because I'm lame.
     

    Whats the difference?



  • @derula said:

    All of those having sex with me don't exist. And no, that's not because I prefer guys. But because I'm lame.

    See, on the Internet, we don't actually know what you look like, how popular you were in high school nor how much pussy you are getting.  You can just make up anything and people have to believe it.  At the very least, they won't question it because then someone will point out they are lying as well.



  • @morbiuswilters said:

    @derula said:

    All of those having sex with me don't exist. And no, that's not because I prefer guys. But because I'm lame.

    See, on the Internet, we don't actually know what you look like, how popular you were in high school nor how much pussy you are getting.  You can just make up anything and people have to believe it.  At the very least, they won't question it because then someone will point out they are lying as well.

    I don't believe you. 



  • ROFL

     

    Earttt is not Earth, just pure coincidence that it's spelled similarily. Learn the cosmic maps!    



  • @elgate said:

    @ClaudeSuck.de said:

    comes from Earttt

    Oh happy joy. Drunk typing. 

    @ClaudeSuck.de said:

     great post, coz u never koow
     

    I koow all the time, bitch. Speak for yourself.

     

    THERE IS MUCH TOO MUCH FELLATION OF GAY PENIS ON THIS FORUM AND NOT ENOUGH HOT CHICKS FELLATING MINE. 

     

    ROFL

     It is Earttt. It's pure coincidence that it's spelled similarily. Learn your cosmic maps!!!

     



  • @morbiuswilters said:

    @derula said:

    All of those having sex with me don't exist. And no, that's not because I prefer guys. But because I'm lame.

    See, on the Internet, we don't actually know what you look like, how popular you were in high school nor how much pussy you are getting.  You can just make up anything and people have to believe it.  At the very least, they won't question it because then someone will point out they are lying as well.

     

    rakentenabsceissfahrzeug? Didn't know that there are vehicles to shit away rockents

    schaftschussen? Shoot yourself in the shaft?

    OK, you're certainly not a native German speaker. Gives a good laugh, anyway. 



  • @ClaudeSuck.de said:

    rakentenabsceissfahrzeug? Didn't know that there are vehicles to shit away rockents

    schaftschussen? Shoot yourself in the shaft?

    OK, you're certainly not a native German speaker. Gives a good laugh, anyway. 

     

    Belgium called. They want their inbred retard back.



  • @Welbog said:

    @aloria said:

    I'm a girl
    OH YEAH? Well I'm two girls!


     

    Hello Lyle,

     

    I knew that before



  • @morbiuswilters said:

    @derula said:

    All of those having sex with me don't exist. And no, that's not because I prefer guys. But because I'm lame.

    See, on the Internet, we don't actually know what you look like, how popular you were in high school nor how much pussy you are getting.  You can just make up anything and people have to believe it.  At the very least, they won't question it because then someone will point out they are lying as well.

    Well in that case, have I told you all about my 124-foot penis made of the finest, glistening gold? Angels congregate around it and sing hosannas to its glory.



  • @MasterPlanSoftware said:

    @ClaudeSuck.de said:

    rakentenabsceissfahrzeug? Didn't know that there are vehicles to shit away rockents

    schaftschussen? Shoot yourself in the shaft?

    OK, you're certainly not a native German speaker. Gives a good laugh, anyway. 

     

    Belgium called. They want their inbred retard back.

    No we don't.  Please, keep him.


  • @Belgium said:

    @MasterPlanSoftware said:

    @ClaudeSuck.de said:

    rakentenabsceissfahrzeug? Didn't know that there are vehicles to shit away rockents

    schaftschussen? Shoot yourself in the shaft?

    OK, you're certainly not a native German speaker. Gives a good laugh, anyway. 

     

    Belgium called. They want their inbred retard back.

    No we don't.  Please, keep him.
     

     

    You're aware, though, that ".de" doesn't stand for Belgium. I already HAVE to stay here. Where would you go to have sex with minors? :)



  • @ClaudeSuck.de said:

    You're aware, though, that ".de" doesn't stand for Belgium.
     

    Hey retard, you entered your location as 'Belgium' in the forum.



  • @MasterPlanSoftware said:

    @ClaudeSuck.de said:

    You're aware, though, that ".de" doesn't stand for Belgium.
     

    Hey retard, you entered your location as 'Belgium' in the forum.

     

     

    Belgium is only my location. 



  • @MasterPlanSoftware said:

    @ClaudeSuck.de said:
    You're aware, though, that ".de" doesn't stand for Belgium.
     

    Hey retard, you entered your location as 'Belgium' in the forum.

     

    Hey, smartass, did ya ever think they may be German but LIVING in Belgium? Not to stick up for a shitstirrer here, but think carefully before you reply, fag. 



  • @HannahRochelle said:

    Hey, smartass, did ya ever think they may be German but LIVING in Belgium?
     

    When did I ever say anything about his country of birth/origin?

    @HannahRochelle said:

    Not to stick up for a shitstirrer here, but think carefully before you reply, fag. 

    I think you are the one who doesn't quite know how to read here.

    Why don't YOU think before you leave the comfort of the IRC channel you have turned into an AIM chat and come here and vomit all over a thread with your nonsense.

    I know it really irks you that you don't understand anything that goes on here, but please refrain from leaving your little AIM chat with the others to come here and act like a stupid cunt.



  • @HannahRochelle said:

    Hey, smartass, did ya ever think they may be German but LIVING in Belgium?
    Of course! Since his location says Belgium, we should assume he's German! It's all so obvious now...



  • @MasterPlanSoftware said:

    @HannahRochelle said:

    Hey, smartass, did ya ever think they may be German but LIVING in Belgium?
     

    When did I ever say anything about his country of birth/origin?

    @HannahRochelle said:

    Not to stick up for a shitstirrer here, but think carefully before you reply, fag. 

    I think you are the one who doesn't quite know how to read here.

    Why don't YOU think before you leave the comfort of the IRC channel you have turned into an AIM chat and come here and vomit all over a thread with your nonsense.

    I know it really irks you that you don't understand anything that goes on here, but please refrain from leaving your little AIM chat with the others to come here and act like a stupid cunt.

     

     

    Africa Inland Mission ??? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AIM

     



  • @ClaudeSuck.de said:

    Where would you go to have sex with minors? :)

    See... it kind of bothers me that everyone got stuck on the whole "hey, my location is Belgium" and "omfg, .de is German" and "stupid cunt, I do the trolling around here" thing..

     

    Cuz, unless I'm mistaken he just outed himself as a pedophile..  Am I reading that wrong?



  • @bstorer said:

    @HannahRochelle said:
    Hey, smartass, did ya ever think they may be German but LIVING in Belgium?
    Of course! Since his location says Belgium, we should assume he's German! It's all so obvious now...

     

    I could well be wrong, but I was going by what he said a few posts up.

     

    @MasterPlanSoftware said:

    BLAH BLAH BLAH MY E-PENOR IS HUEG AND DESTROYS WORLDS

    Good for you.

     

    @morbiuswilters said:

    @ClaudeSuck.de said:

    Where would you go to have sex with minors? :)

    See... it kind of bothers me that everyone got stuck on the whole "hey, my location is Belgium" and "omfg, .de is German" and "stupid cunt, I do the trolling around here" thing..

     

    Cuz, unless I'm mistaken he just outed himself as a pedophile..  Am I reading that wrong?

    That disturbed me but I ignored it.



  • @HannahRochelle said:

    That disturbed me but I ignored it.

    You can't just solve all of your problems by ignoring them.  You should try drinking your problems away like I do!



  • @morbiuswilters said:

    @HannahRochelle said:

    That disturbed me but I ignored it.

    You can't just solve all of your problems by ignoring them.  You should try drinking your problems away like I do!

    This calls for a [url=http://www.zazzle.com/fingers_in_my_ears_and_humming_loudly_shirt-235699562263184824?style=basic_tshirt&context=mfong&CMPN=ltte]T-shirt[/url]


  • @morbiuswilters said:

    @HannahRochelle said:

    That disturbed me but I ignored it.

    You can't just solve all of your problems by ignoring them.  You should try drinking your problems away like I do!

    But the booze isn't available right now :(



  • @morbiuswilters said:

    @HannahRochelle said:

    That disturbed me but I ignored it.

    You can't just solve all of your problems by ignoring them.  You should try drinking your problems away like I do!

     

     

    Sometimes you can read between the lines and figure the truth... 



  • cklam is back

    @bstorer said:

    @elgate said:

    @cklam said:

    you are me - twenty years ago. 
     

    So either you're 43 or I live in the 80s. 

    He could also be living in the 2020s, at which point in time only stupid people use Internet 1.0, because the smart people won't let them on to Internet 2.0.

     

    @elgate said:

     Either way, you readily fellate penis.

    You, sir, are my hero.

    Wow. A lot of a lack of effort here ....

    To elgate:

    FYI: I am 41. But I doubt that you are 23. You sound more a (admittedly well-educated) 13 - which measured in mm is way longer the length of your penis.

    But enough of the formalities. As it is obviously 2008 you are not living in the 80's (unless we talk about degrees of latitude or longitude) then you have to seriously consider that I live in 2028.

    If you think this through: SwampMonster's save-the-world shaman dance thingy worked in 2012 otherwise you wouldn't be hurling childish abuse at me in 2028. This implies swampy's rocks are the genuine article and everybody pissed off a real shaman. Now consider that you have been cursed and are forced to reply to your own posts using the handle cklam in 2028.

    Ouch - somebody didn't think things through.

    Or I am making up this bullshit. Or am I ?

    To bstorer:

    You have a rather pathetic view of 'hero'.

    Have you never heard of database migration. People like to gossip/sprout bullshit and generally crap all over each other all through the ages - it is human nature. Has nothing to do with the tools employed to do so. I am posting this using the wireless internodal interface unit embedded in my head running a virtual Ubuntu 35.64 machine .... but I also have the latest windows 2026 in my head (only got released two years later than planned).

     



  • @elgate said:

    @bstorer said:

    He could also be living in the 2020s, at which point in time only stupid people use Internet 1.0, because the smart people won't let them on to Internet 2.0.
     

    Isn't that already happening now?  

    @bstorer said:

    You, sir, are my hero.

    Am I the wind beneath your wings? 

     .. the wind in my under pants is more like it.



  • @MasterPlanSoftware said:

    @HannahRochelle said:

    Hey, smartass, did ya ever think they may be German but LIVING in Belgium?
     

    ... SNIP .. 

      ..  to come here and act like a stupid cunt.

    dumm fickt gut.



  • @ClaudeSuck.de said:

    Sometimes you can read between the lines and figure the truth... 
    Reading between the lines isn't necessary here. I think morbius is pretty clear about his problem.



  • @morbiuswilters said:

    See, on the Internet, we don't actually know what you look like, how popular you were in high school nor how much pussy you are getting.  You can just make up anything and people have to believe it.

    Nah. I'm too honest.



    cklam, gtfo. Or at least remove my quote out of your signature, you've taken it out of context. (hint: you forgot the tag)



  • @cklam said:

    To bstorer:

    You have a rather pathetic view of 'hero'.

    Have you never heard of database migration.

    ckSwamp? 



  •  @derula said:

    @morbiuswilters said:
    See, on the Internet, we don't actually know what you look like, how popular you were in high school nor how much pussy you are getting.  You can just make up anything and people have to believe it.

    Nah. I'm too honest.



    cklam, gtfo. Or at least remove my quote out of your signature, you've taken it out of context. (hint: you forgot the tag)

     Naaaah, I'll stay around. Signature is now set to blank.



  • @stolen_username said:

    .... SNIP ... 

    ckSwamp? 

     

    No. For details see page 45. 



  • Bloody hell... I stop paying attention to this thread for just a few days, and suddenly it's all "paedophile this" and "cunt that" and people saying "Belgium". And not only has Swampy gone, he's also created two new accounts in order to double his trolling pleasure.

    Come ON, people- let's not hate. Who's for a hippy love-in? We can hug our differences away.


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