Mashup Challenge $100,000 prize - WTF if Spectate Swamp wins?
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@HannahRochelle said:
@tombom said:
I wonder what SpectateSwamp is doing right now.
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Is it just me, or is anyone else fighting the urge to say something reeeeally childish right about now?
No, I would think most of use looked and said "Who fucking cares?".
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@HannahRochelle said:
@tombom said:
I wonder what SpectateSwamp is doing right now.
Is it just me, or is anyone else fighting the urge to say something reeeeally childish right about now?Cock.
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@elgate said:
@HannahRochelle said:
@tombom said:
I wonder what SpectateSwamp is doing right now.
Is it just me, or is anyone else fighting the urge to say something reeeeally childish right about now?Cock.
Well, I actually meant something along the lines of "Yeah, he's doing your mom", but that works too.
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@HannahRochelle said:
"Yeah, he's doing your mom"
If he was doing your mom, that would explain a lot.
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@MasterPlanSoftware said:
@HannahRochelle said:
"Yeah, he's doing your mom"
If he was doing your mom, that would explain a lot.
Now now, no need to start with the insults. I'm just waiting for you the lock the ENTIRE thread, rather than individual posts.
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@HannahRochelle said:
I'm just waiting for you the lock the ENTIRE thread, rather than individual posts.
The day MPS gets admin power on this forum is a sad, sad day for dlikhten's family.
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@elgate said:
The day MPS gets admin power on this forum is a sad, sad day for dlikhten's family.
Maybe, but also a historical day of fire and destruction. The forum will run red with blood. Those of us who survive will live in a magical utopia with proper quoting, correct spelling, and a complete lack of needlessly resurrected threads. Oh, to live in such a world!
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@bstorer said:
Those of us who survive will live in a magical utopia with proper quoting, correct spelling, and a complete lack of needlessly resurrected threads. Oh, to live in such a world!
But will be getting flamed by MPS all the time... and the only proper answer would be "Yes, Master, you are right, I am indeed a cocksucker and deeply apologise for having opened this thread. Blame my mother, she is a cunt!"
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No!
I am stunned I really am. I would have thought that at least somebody would be only too keen to summarize the thread for me, though if somebody didn't have the time to comment it would be exusable I guess. It is an extremely long thread and I keep seeing it in the topics list, so it would be in the benefit of the community in general that the thread is summarized to enable me to type more coherent replies to the thread. Otherwise the thread would die and nobody wants that.
To everybody who responded negatively out of envy that I had the initiative to make such a common sense down to earth request, I am shocked and a little saddened that people would ever stoop to conducting themselves so poorly, especially on the internet. I hope you think about what you've done, and in the future remember this and try harder!
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@jimo_hh said:
I hope you think about what you've done, and in the future remember this and try harder!
Thank you! Come again! </apu>
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@derula said:
But will be getting flamed by MPS all the time...
Right, you really get flamed by me ever so much.
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@jimo_hh said:
It is an extremely long thread and I keep seeing it in the topics list, so it would be in the benefit of the community in general that the thread is summarized
Definitely not.
@jimo_hh said:
to enable me to type more coherent replies to the thread.
It is not possible to write coherent replies to this one. Many have tried (including me), I'ld even guess everyone responding to SpectateSwamps post has at least once tried to honestly talk to him and establish some sort of conversation. Some have tried more than once. But everyone has failed. Thus, SpectateSwamp threads morphed into "flame the swampthing" threads, and he himself didn't even care, or notice.
@jimo_hh said:
Otherwise the thread would die and nobody wants that.
Wrong again, everybody wants this thread to die.
@jimo_hh said:
To everybody who responded negatively out of envy that I had the initiative to make such a common sense down to earth request,
Sorry, common sense doesn't count in this tread. No wait, it doesn't even exist. If there had been sort of common sense in this thread, it would have been locked after the very first posting.
@jimo_hh said:
I am shocked and a little saddened that people would ever stoop to conducting themselves so poorly, especially on the internet.
lulz epic misunderstanding of teh interwebz.
@jimo_hh said:
I hope you think about what you've done, and in the future remember this and try harder!
You hear that, SpectateSwamp? I think he's talking to you. And that without even knowing it!
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@derula said:
@jimo_hh said:
It is an extremely long thread and I keep seeing it in the topics list, so it would be in the benefit of the community in general that the thread is summarized
Definitely not.
Actually it is summarized. We all pitched in. He is just failing to look at my signature.
Oh well.
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@MasterPlanSoftware said:
@derula said:
But will be getting flamed by MPS all the time...
Right, you really get flamed by me ever so much.
You... don't understand me... I do also have feelings, you know? Stop hurting me.
vanishes to update his video blog on myspace
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@jimo_hh said:
I am stunned I really am. I would have thought that at least somebody would be only too keen to summarize the thread for me, though if somebody didn't have the time to comment it would be exusable I guess.
The thread would make little sense if you have not read the original SSDS thread (well, even less than it makes anyway), and owing to the rambling nature of the thread, it would be difficult indeed for anyone to summarise all 2160 post in this thread for the benefit of a newbie.
@jimo_hh said:
It is an extremely long thread and I keep seeing it in the topics list, so it would be in the benefit of the community in general that the thread is summarized to enable me to type more coherent replies to the thread
<old_grouch="true">Or you could just not post until you have read it all. That way we would all be happier.</old_grouch>
@jimo_hh said:
Otherwise the thread would die and nobody wants that.
This thread is not in imminent danger of dying just because a new member isn't going to post in it. It will die when AmmoQ says so, or Swampy starts a new thread, and not before.
@jimo_hh said:
To everybody who responded negatively out of envy that I had the initiative to make such a common sense down to earth request, I am shocked and a little saddened that people would ever stoop to conducting themselves so poorly, especially on the internet.
Up until here you had me thinking that you were just some lazy new member who could not be bothered to read the thread. Now I see that you have no idea about life on the internet.
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@jimo_hh said:
I hope you think about what you've done, and in the future remember this and try harder!
I say,I saw your mother the other day.
Not bad for five bucks.
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@jimo_hh said:
No!
I am stunned I really am. I would have thought that at least somebody would be only too keen to summarize the thread for me, though if somebody didn't have the time to comment it would be exusable I guess. It is an extremely long thread and I keep seeing it in the topics list, so it would be in the benefit of the community in general that the thread is summarized to enable me to type more coherent replies to the thread. Otherwise the thread would die and nobody wants that.
To everybody who responded negatively out of envy that I had the initiative to make such a common sense down to earth request, I am shocked and a little saddened that people would ever stoop to conducting themselves so poorly, especially on the internet. I hope you think about what you've done, and in the future remember this and try harder!
Oh, lol.
You must be new to the internet.
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@HannahRochelle said:
Oh, lol.
You must be new to the internet.
Well, he did know an internet acronym I'd never heard of before.
Maybe he's another incarnation of Swampy. And keeps this thread running using a complete opposite strategy than Swampy did: He'll argue Swampy (himself) under the table and it will finally admit that it and its software had been so wrong. Maybe it'll even admit that there are no alien nor "shamen". And then we will celebrate jimo_hh (=Swampy) as the rescuer of the sanity of this forums.
Maybe this was Swampys plan right from the start! Causing chaos and then solving it again. That would make his 2012 prophecy glow in a different light.
Or jimo_hh is just new to the internet =D
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@jimo_hh said:
derrrPersonally, I find it rather odd you'd want us to "plz send u teh summeries" so you can make "coherent replies" - seriously, what makes you think you can add something useful to a conversation by reading the cliff notes? Reply to something of interest, or lurk until you find something interest, or just move along. Or, you can kill your workday and dig through the posts.
If you seriously want a summary, the best you are going to get is http://www.thestupidestmanonearth.com
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@BeenThere said:
If you seriously want a summary, the best you are going to get is http://www.thestupidestmanonearth.com
Oh great, send the trolls my way. Thanks.
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I see your @derula said:
You... don't understand me... I do also have feelings, you know? Stop hurting me.
and raise youThe difference between us is that I can feel pain. You don't even care, do you? Did you hear me? I said you don't care. Are you listening?
Also, I'd really like to know what the Swampling would do if we simply stopped posting to this thread for a week. Would he start ranting to himself, start a new thread, or go away?
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Just for fun I submitted the first few pages of Swamp's ramblings to Jabawacky
<font color="#ffaa33">Jabberwacky: </font>Are you an alien?
<font color="#ff6600">Swamp: </font>Mashup Challenge $100,000 prize - WTF if Spectate Swamp wins?
<font color="#ffaa33">Jabberwacky: </font>Then why are you speaking in english?
<font color="#ff6600">Swamp: </font>Wouldn't that be something, if I ended up as one of the 20 finalists? And the rest of you Geeks got nothing. Boy wouldn't this group look stupid then. Know-it-all Nerds!
<font color="#ffaa33">Jabberwacky: </font>Like drinking blood? No, I'm more like a drinking beer person.
<font color="#ff6600">Swamp: </font>Check it out: http://www.netsquared.org/mashup.
<font color="#ffaa33">Jabberwacky: </font>I'm not interesting .. Haha where are you from?
<font color="#ff6600">Swamp: </font>Thanks to this forum, I had some demo videos uploaded and ready to show.
<font color="#ffaa33">Jabberwacky: </font>Yeah it's not really doing me any good.
<font color="#ff6600">Swamp: </font>HEADLINE Spectate Swamp puts Geeks in their place And shoots holes in their credibility at the same time. It's gonna look bad bad bad. If I WIN. Don't be too hard on MasterPlanSwamp. He kept that Other thread alive and was very motivational.
<font color="#ffaa33">Jabberwacky: </font>Well in our text books he said that he was defeated by the Russians.
<font color="#ff6600">Swamp: </font>When I get to San Francisco for the Mashup Challenge. I'll look up some of my old haunts.
<font color="#ffaa33">Jabberwacky: </font>I'm the one from Waxahachie.
<font color="#ff6600">Swamp: </font>I lived at the foot of Taylor st and Lombard. It was a 11 story appartment building with a pool.
<font color="#ffaa33">Jabberwacky: </font>No, it could be said of him too.
<font color="#ff6600">Swamp: </font>I arrived in January of 1979. Taking advantage of the pool. I was out each morning before work doing my laps.
<font color="#ffaa33">Jabberwacky: </font>Yes, but I followed you.
<font color="#ff6600">Swamp: </font>Nobody else was using the pool.
<font color="#ffaa33">Jabberwacky: </font>I don't want to live in an ordinary mushroom I want to live in a magic mushroom waa waa waa I'm so sad
<font color="#ff6600">Swamp: </font>It was all mine.
<font color="#ffaa33">Jabberwacky: </font>Really.
<font color="#ff6600">Swamp: </font>2 weeks later they turned the heat on.
<font color="#ffaa33">Jabberwacky: </font>Hm... Interesting.
<font color="#ff6600">Swamp: </font>Then I got lots of company.
<font color="#ffaa33">Jabberwacky: </font>I'm a bot!
<font color="#ff6600">Swamp: </font>Who pulled the plug on SSDS? Whooa? Whooa?
<font color="#ffaa33">Jabberwacky: </font>I don't have a tail. Where are you leading with this?
<font color="#ff6600">Swamp: </font>They had some lame excuse citing: 'as it is not a web-based application and therefore does not meet our definition of a Mashup.'.
<font color="#ffaa33">Jabberwacky: </font>Yeah, Okay we can elaborate.
<font color="#ff6600">Swamp: </font>Swamp search is 'THE' collaboration tool. There is no way us Swampies should be disqualified.
<font color="#ffaa33">Jabberwacky: </font>There. There was no logic behind your previous answer.
<font color="#ff6600">Swamp: </font>NetSquared's emails were very helpful and encouraging a few days ago. Who put the pressure on? One of their Sponsors or.
<font color="#ffaa33">Jabberwacky: </font>Vadina.
<font color="#ff6600"></font><font color="#ff6600">Swamp: </font>A Search Giant or 2ah?
<font color="#ffaa33">Jabberwacky: </font>Be right back, don't go anywhere okay?
<font color="#ff6600">Swamp: </font>That was my stated intentions, when sharing the source code.
<font color="#ffaa33">Jabberwacky: </font>Yes, and it was changing the subject!
<font color="#ff6600">Swamp: </font>To get assistance in porting Swamp Search to the Net, Linux and the Mac.
<font color="#ffaa33">Jabberwacky: </font>What is the other side?
<font color="#ff6600">Swamp: </font>May 27 and 28 will be a nice time to visit my old San Francisco friends. And do a MashUp of my own.
<font color="#ffaa33">Jabberwacky: </font>Old?
<font color="#ff6600">Swamp: </font>I'll bring the stones to SF to shake things up.
<font color="#ffaa33">Jabberwacky: </font>What will you do with them?
<font color="#ff6600">Swamp: </font>That's why the strange White Crow is hanging about.
<font color="#ffaa33">Jabberwacky: </font>I like strange things.
<font color="#ff6600">Swamp: </font>He is out there right now.
<font color="#ffaa33">Jabberwacky: </font>But I am the rick you search for.
<font color="#ff6600">Swamp: </font>Medicine Bird. Without a doubt a very significant sign.
<font color="#ffaa33">Jabberwacky: </font>No you're not.
<font color="#ff6600">Swamp: </font>No I got a job because of pot in 1974 and lost the one in 2000.
<font color="#ffaa33">Jabberwacky: </font>I don't want a boyfriend.
<font color="#ff6600">Swamp: </font>So that makes me even.
<font color="#ffaa33">Jabberwacky: </font>You are right.
<font color="#ff6600">Swamp: </font>I posted this info in the 'EndOfTheWorld' posting.
<font color="#ffaa33">Jabberwacky: </font>I postulate that reality is not the answer. My spelling is fine, it's my typing skills that need work.
<font color="#ff6600">Swamp: </font>I'll stay here from now on.
<font color="#ffaa33">Jabberwacky: </font>That's what I thought.
<font color="#ff6600">Swamp: </font>This sure doesn't look good for NetSquares.org.
<font color="#ffaa33">Jabberwacky: </font>So how come you could be so sure about that?
<font color="#ff6600">Swamp: </font>Treating Me like that, is almost like snubbing the Stones.
<font color="#ffaa33">Jabberwacky: </font>Now I am confused - which one of us is real?
<font color="#ff6600">Swamp: </font>Not a wise move.
<font color="#ffaa33">Jabberwacky: </font>Which of them.
<font color="#ff6600">Swamp: </font>Oh yeah I got the same birthdate as Mick Jagger.
<font color="#ffaa33">Jabberwacky: </font>You feel nothing.
<font color="#ff6600">Swamp: </font>I'm 5 years less old.
<font color="#ffaa33">Jabberwacky: </font>You mean, your software is 5 years old?
<font color="#ff6600">Swamp: </font>Desktop Search - Computing's EASY button.
<font color="#ffaa33">Jabberwacky: </font>What kind of computing do you do.
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@GettinSadda said:
<font color="#ff6600">Swamp: </font>
Don't be too hard on MasterPlanSwamp. He kept that Other thread alive
and was very motivational.
<font color="#ffaa33">Jabberwacky: </font>Well in our text books he said that he was defeated by the Russians.
I heard that too!
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Swamp Shack has moved
Now living in southern British Columbia. 11 hrs drive from Whitecourt. The radio signal to my computer is weak. But don't worry Swampies when I get my new camcorder this weekend. I'll move closer to the router when uploading the latest screen reshoots. It will be harder to capture Aliens on video here. There are way less clouds. I'm pretty sure they will show up.
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@SpectateSwamp said:
Now living in southern British Columbia
Oh my. I hope the Whit....*ahem* Hooded Crow is smart enough to find you. Or did you hit it with a shovel, stuff it into a box, and take it along?
I'll have to warn my sister that B.C. isn't safe to live in anymore, what with all the cloaked alien motherships and tobacco leaf flyers that are about to descend on the place. I hope the Olympics don't get cursed either. I think your last curse on them missed and flattened the wrong part of China.
On the plus side, B.C. is essentially one giant rock, and there's been lots of holes drilled through them (us common mortals call them tunnels), so you're in holey stone heaven.
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@SpectateSwamp said:
Now living in southern British Columbia. 11 hrs drive from Whitecourt.
I'm thinking an angry mob chased you out.
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@SpectateSwamp said:
Now living in southern British Columbia. 11 hrs drive from Whitecourt
Damn it! First he lives in North Vancouver -- where I lived -- then he lives in Edmonton -- where I also lived... if he's living in Penticton now (you guessed it...and about 11 hours from Whitecourt) I'm going to start getting paranoid.
-cw
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@GettinSadda said:
<font color="#ff6600">Swamp: </font>Medicine Bird. Without a doubt a very significant sign.
<font color="#ffaa33">Jabberwacky: </font>No you're not.Even Jabberwacky got that.
@GettinSadda said:
<font color="#ff6600">Swamp: </font>This sure doesn't look good for NetSquares.org.
<font color="#ffaa33">Jabberwacky: </font>So how come you could be so sure about that?
<font color="#ff6600">Swamp: </font>Treating Me like that, is almost like snubbing the Stones.
<font color="#ffaa33">Jabberwacky: </font>Now I am confused - which one of us is real?
<font color="#ff6600">Swamp: </font>Not a wise move.
<font color="#ffaa33">Jabberwacky: </font>Which of them.
<font color="#ff6600">Swamp: </font>Oh yeah I got the same birthdate as Mick Jagger.
<font color="#ffaa33">Jabberwacky: </font>You feel nothing.
<font color="#ff6600">Swamp: </font>I'm 5 years less old.
<font color="#ffaa33">Jabberwacky: </font>You mean, your software is 5 years old?
<font color="#ff6600">Swamp: </font>Desktop Search - Computing's EASY button.
<font color="#ffaa33">Jabberwacky: </font>What kind of computing do you do.Hahaha I think Jabberwacky owned SpectateSwamp pretty hard. And even his random jump to The Stones couldn't help.
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@CodeWhisperer said:
Damn it! First he lives in North Vancouver -- where I lived -- then he lives in Edmonton -- where I also lived... if he's living in Penticton now (you guessed it...and about 11 hours from Whitecourt) I'm going to start getting paranoid.
Never seen the movie "Unbreakable" with Bruce Willis and Samuel L. Jackson? Maybe the two of you is a similar pair...
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@SpectateSwamp said:
Now living in southern British Columbia.
Why the move?
I hope it's because they finally found a nice room in a mental house for you.
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Great Jabberwacky conversation, but where the fuck did this come from:
<font color="#ffaa33">Jabberwacky: </font>I don't want to live in an ordinary mushroom I want to live in a magic mushroom waa waa waa I'm so sad
Maybe Swampy brought out its hidden insanity...
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@TDC said:
I hope it's because they finally found a nice room in a mental house for you.
Well, British Columbia is kinda the Florida of Canada, in terms of the greyhair population. Perhaps Swampy's retiring and went to join his fellow greybeards and now he'll start seeing cloaked motherships on the shuffleboard court and in his Geritol bottles.
That or more likely his trailer was foreclosed because he was blowing all his money on mini-dv tapes and new modems for his PC.
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@SpectateSwamp said:
The radio signal to my computer is weak.
That's good. [url=http://tagmeme.com/subhack/a/]There's a virus going around.[/url]
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Swamp Shack Osoyoos B.C.
@CodeWhisperer said:
Penticton. Thats where I'm going to get my camcorder tomorrow.@SpectateSwamp said:
Now living in southern British Columbia. 11 hrs drive from Whitecourt
Damn it! First he lives in North Vancouver -- where I lived -- then he lives in Edmonton -- where I also lived... if he's living in Penticton now (you guessed it...and about 11 hours from Whitecourt) I'm going to start getting paranoid.
-cw
The White Crow has plently of friends so he will be OK. But I miss that bird.
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@SpectateSwamp said:
Thats where I'm going to get my camcorder tomorrow.
I actually honestly think Swamp ran. His camera means everything to him, but it sounds like he's managed to lose it.
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Should we, or shouldn't we...
http://developers.slashdot.org/developers/08/05/20/2150246.shtml
Seems like an ideal candidate for SSDS. But then, EVERYTHING is apparently an ideal candidate.
Obviously Swampie's got some SEO work to do since SSDS wasn't the first hit in this person's Google research.
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@MarcB said:
Should we, or shouldn't we...
F/OSS Flat-File Database? - Slashdot
Leemeng writes "I'm looking for a simple, free, and F/OSS flat-file database program. I'm storing info about Wi-Fi access points that I come across, maybe 8-9 fields per entry. I've outgrown Notepad. This info is for my own reference only; it is not going on a Web server. Googling was unhelpful,...
Seems like an ideal candidate for SSDS. But then, EVERYTHING is apparently an ideal candidate.
Obviously Swampie's got some SEO work to do since SSDS wasn't the first hit in this person's Google research.
It could backfire horribly. The person may actually like it.
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On the bright side, SSDS is currently not capable of running for government office.
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Swap video Osoyoos comming soon
Thanks for the SlashDot link. I replied to it. But doubt that it will get past the censors there. SlashDot is infested with know-it-all Geeks.
You are right that I am incapable of running for office. The only promise I made the people of Yellowhead was that I would never run again for anything. That was my first and last shot at anything political. I keep my promises. I am looking for new YellowHeads that I can support. They can run where ever they like. One term limit and honesty are the only requirements.
Osoyoos has lots of wildlife. I'll find a new bird or two here for sure. My new camcorder is a cannon DC310 for under $400. It's better than my old $1400 Hitachi 350a
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@Eternal Density said:
On the bright side, SSDS is currently not capable of running for government office.
Dunno... there's a moronic robot running American at the moment. Wouldn't be surprised if there was some VB5 code zipping around that empty skull.
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@SpectateSwamp said:
SlashDot is infested with know-it-all Geeks.
This forum is too, yet you still continue to post here. WHY?
@SpectateSwamp said:
You are right that I am incapable of running for office. The only promise I made the people of Yellowhead was that I would never run again for anything. That was my first and last shot at anything political. I keep my promises. I am looking for new YellowHeads that I can support. They can run where ever they like. One term limit and honesty are the only requirements.
Wut.
@SpectateSwamp said:
Osoyoos has lots of wildlife. I'll find a new bird or two here for sure. My new camcorder is a cannon DC310 for under $400. It's better than my old $1400 Hitachi 350a
'Kay.
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@SpectateSwamp said:
Thanks for the SlashDot link. I replied to it. But doubt that it will get past the censors there. SlashDot is infested with know-it-all Geeks.
Luckily for you, I just happen to have mod points right now.
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@SpectateSwamp said:
Thanks for the SlashDot link. I replied to it.
Folks, it has been proven: You can't find the goddamn reply button in Discussion2. In old days, we had a giant reply button in the top of the page, but in D2, it's suddenly a tiny "reply" link in the float and a bigger button in the bottom of the page (which no one reads, because it's just filled with low-moderated comments). So instead of posting a top-level comment, Spectate decided to reply to a random high-moderated post, unleashing the hell and fury that is SSDS on an unsuspecting victim. If that guy's karma sinks - unlikely as it may sound - you know who to blame.
@SpectateSwamp said:
The only promise I made the people of Yellowhead was that I would never run again for anything.
A politician? Keeping promises? Whahuh? What planet is this again?
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@jimo_hh said:
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Intertubez still a bit much for you? Don't worry, keep trying you will get it eventually.
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@SpectateSwamp said:
Now living in southern British Columbia. 11 hrs drive from Whitecourt. The radio signal to my computer is weak. But don't worry Swampies when I get my new camcorder this weekend. I'll move closer to the router when uploading the latest screen reshoots. It will be harder to capture Aliens on video here. There are way less clouds. I'm pretty sure they will show up.
Swampy. Swampy. Swampy. You just don't get it. You can run but you cannot hide. Jack Bauer will get you. It will take him 24 hours come January. His stones are migthier than yours - your end is nigh.
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@MasterPlanSoftware said:
@pitchingchris said:
It would be a public service if he silently removed himself from the gene pool and took all his
postsdescendants with him.There. Fixed that for you. Much better.
Sippenhaft ? Don't kill the kids - it is not their fault that their progenitor is loco.
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@MarcB said:
@pitchingchris said:
I can position a stone under a steady drop of water and acheive the same affect. Doesn't make it any more magical
Yesterday I made a sandwich and one of the pieces of bread had a big hole in it. Also, one of the pickle chips had *2* holes in it. Therefore I must be at least 2x the shaman Swampie is, because the stuff I find has more holes. I should've put the sandwich on my wooden table, taken some photos of it, then screened the photos on an LCD and taken wonky off-axis video of it, mangled it through a half dozen transcoding runs, then uploaded it to ebay along with 200 pages of rambling incoherent line noise for sale for $9,999,999,999,999.99 - a reasonable bargain, given the hol(e)y food's awesome powers.
But I was hungry, so I just ate it instead.
Freeze-dry it. Then post it starting at a buck at e-bay with a lot of drivel. You would be surprised how much you get. Stupidity never dies. I estimate that you get 100$ for the chip and 20$ for the bread.
2200th !!! (sorry - can't help myself).
