Discourse envy, anyone?
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Big update at discourse. 5x rendering speed improvement. Plus all sorts of fixes.
This is like the ending of Mist all over again. Aggh, we should have waited just a bit longer!
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@cartman82 At least they still have some amusing things we can make fun of:
http://blog.discourse.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/d15-newgroupmentions.mp4
Just look at that toaster.
JUST LOOK AT IT.
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@Maciejasjmj Not inconvenient at all.
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@cartman82 said in Discourse envy, anyone?:
we should have waited just a bit longer!
For some more unsupported
updatesbugs
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@cartman82 It's five farts faster?
I am unfamiliar with the "farts" measure of velocity.
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@Buddy Too late.
I'm already addicted to this one.
Oh look, I changed the button color again.... this is a nice shade....
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@Mafia-players what is the meaning of this?
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weren't we already in 1.5? it's just the stable line that reached 1.5 but beta was 1.5 for a long time
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@Maciejasjmj said in Discourse envy, anyone?:
Just look at that toaster.
It's not a toaster. It's a sticky note.
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try.discourse took 6 seconds to load on my phone. So I dunno.
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@bb36e said in Discourse envy, anyone?:
try.discourse took 6 seconds to load on my phone. So I dunno.
So? 5 times faster!
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@JBert someone should make an app that computes the original page load time of Discourse based on the current time and the product of the improvements they claimed they made.
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@ben_lubar Why just for updates?... and why just for Discourse?
Having an impartial third party maintain a site for all the new forums (us, discourse, flarum, etc) would keep us accountable and gaming the scaling process
Just record the average page load per day (tested once an hour maybe), and payload size of the main minified js file, and save historical data
Add some nice graphs and baby you've got a stew goin'
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@julianlam well, we have servercooties.com for whatever WTDWTF is currently running...
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@cartman82 I hate it when they use this bogus math.
"Our elephant is 5 times lighter!" does t hat even mean?
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@ben_lubar said in Discourse envy, anyone?:
for whatever WTDWTF is currently running
How's the migration to Flarum going?
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@Luhmann no
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@ben_lubar
Sure?
(oooh ... I like this one ... I just hope they do a pre-passport pre-check-in pre-controle of your bags)