Why do people hate vista?
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@bstorer said:
Sweet. That'll be five dollars. Will you be paying with cash or check?
SwampBux: accepted at your neighborhood, pantless lunatic.
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@morbiuswilters said:
Sucker! Little did you realize, I am my neighborhood's pantless lunatic. And I accept US dollars only. Fork 'em over.@bstorer said:
Sweet. That'll be five dollars. Will you be paying with cash or check?
SwampBux: accepted at your neighborhood, pantless lunatic.
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@bstorer said:
Sucker! Little did you realize, I am my neighborhood's pantless lunatic. And I accept US dollars only. Fork 'em over.
Sorry, I live in Massachusetts and we aren't allowed to possess foreign currencies here. I have half a book of ration coupons if you are in need of a nice cube of animal lard, though!
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@morbiuswilters said:
Well, as a resident of Virginia, I cannot accept any products made from animals, unless said animals were killed with an assault rifle or high explosives. So if you can't make that happen, I guess you could just donate the money toward buying one of these idiots a clue.@bstorer said:
Sucker! Little did you realize, I am my neighborhood's pantless lunatic. And I accept US dollars only. Fork 'em over.
Sorry, I live in Massachusetts and we aren't allowed to possess foreign currencies here. I have half a book of ration coupons if you are in need of a nice cube of animal lard, though!
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@bstorer said:
Well, as a resident of Virginia, I cannot accept any products made from animals, unless said animals were EMBRACED with an BRUINS PLAYOFFS VICTORY or WORLD PEACE. So if you can't make that happen, I guess you could just donate the money toward buying one of these idiots a clue.
Sorry, my Internet is filtered here, but I think I understand your point.
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@russ0519 said:
I would love to see code that's written in another language, that uses DAL (with a separate one for each type of DB, of course)
Funny as I recall M2DB supports most of the SQL Servers out there, so I wouldn't need to have one for each DB.
Honestly though I don't think JB and russ0519 are the same person, I believe they know each other, but I don't believe they are the same person.
Also from the samples russ posted of CF I must claim that is the fugliest language I've ever seen. PHP was bad for letting you escape to HTML, but CF just looks horrible, seriously two languages over-lapping like that can't be good for indentation, something has to give.
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@Lingerance said:
I'm sure that has something to do with my distaste for it. In my book, the best thing to happen to Ruby on Rails was Haml. It's so much easier to deal with.
Also from the samples russ posted of CF I must claim that is the fugliest language I've ever seen. PHP was bad for letting you escape to HTML, but CF just looks horrible, seriously two languages over-lapping like that can't be good for indentation, something has to give
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@Lingerance said:
Also from the samples russ posted of CF I must claim that is the fugliest language I've ever seen. PHP was bad for letting you escape to HTML, but CF just looks horrible, seriously two languages over-lapping like that can't be good for indentation, something has to give.
The only thing CF has going for it is that you can pretty much write your entire app in Java and then just use CF as if it were just a templating language.
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@morbiuswilters said:
The only thing CF has going for it is that you can pretty much write your entire app in Java and then just use CF as if it were just a templating language.
Or you could just use JSP in the first place.
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@MasterPIanSoftware said:
Alslo wtf is M2DB?
My bad. MDB2, it is a DAL that supports multiple SQL servers without need for massive amounts of change in the code, all one needs to change is possible portability issues and the initial connection which also defines what RDBMS to use.
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@morbiuswilters said:
@bstorer said:
Sweet. That'll be five dollars. Will you be paying with cash or check?
SwampBux: accepted at your neighborhood, pantless lunatic.
Oh, you wish you were kidding, you poor sap:
http://www.whitecourtweb.com/whitecourt_dollars.htm
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@MasterPlanSoftware said:
@MasterPIanSoftware said:
@MasterPlanSoftware said:
@russ0519 said:
I would pick the one that was shorter, wouldn't you?
Well we know you would. But no, I would pick the correctly written one that relied on an actual proper DAL. And if there is a god, it would definitely be less LOC.
Come back* when you learn actual proper DAL architecture and can handle an actual argument.
Why don't you stop being so retarded?
Oh noes! He used his 1337 haxxor skillz on me!
Wait, wait, wait. Hold up a second. I am fucking confused now. Why on earth is <font face="courier new,courier">MasterPIanSoftware </font>talking to himself? And who the fuck is this <font face="courier new,courier">MasterPlanSoftware</font> guy. Never seen him around here before.
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I'm confused. What was this thread about again?
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@russ0519 said:
It was an example meant to illustrate the power and elegance of CF. If you would like to post a better example that applies to a larger number of languages (as long as it's in the scope of developing websites), why don't you go for it and post your own. I would really love to see why you think that .NET is a better language.
Oh, great. You've decided to quit showing your ignorance of SQL Server and decided to show your ignorance of programming in general.
CF has no "power" or "elegance". It's a toy used by asswipes who aren't intelligent to do things any better. You know, people like you who think VB is too complicated.
Back to the kiddie pool, troll. Quit wasting our time - the grownups are trying to have an adult conversation here.
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@russ0519 said:
Apart from CF being a more elegant language, it also comes with a ton of features which are not included in PHP, although I'm sure some of them can be added on by third parties.
Got it figured out now. You're a "programmer". Right. The same kind of "programmer" who thinks that HTML and XML are "programming languages".
Come on now. Spill the beans. Where did you accidentally read "buffer overflows" and "exploited"? Did someone actually try to explain to you what they are, or are you just using them with your usual lack of comprehension?
You *do* have it rough, though, I'll admit. Being related to Lysis and less technically competent than Spectate like you are would cause me to shoot myself. I guess now I can understand why you're the way you are - I almost (but not quite) feel sympathy for you.
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@bstorer said:
I cannot think of a problem domain wherein I would select ColdFusion as my language of choice.
I can think of a couple.
If you have the actual box version of CF, you could use the carton and pages from the manual to start a fire if you were ever trapped in the mountains in the winter. It might help keep you from freezing to death.
Or perhaps the box version with manuals would be heavy enough to swat people whose names start with "russ0" in the head with - you know, do damage without leaving marks?
But aside from that, I'd have to agree with you.
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@russ0519 said:
If you are an untalented hack writing crappy, bloated websites, you use CF.
There. FTFY.
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@russ0519 said:
I though I proved it with that code challenge.
The only thing you've proven in every single post you've made here is what an incompetent, moronic loser you are. Nothing more, nothing less.
But thanks for the chuckles. Best clown performance I've seen in ages!
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You know its funny this guy is calling russ incompetent and moronic.....he probably genuinely believes it too.
Most of the people that shit on coldfusion are basing their opinion on something they heard from one person once over a water cooler.
Some like to talk about the lacking features of 5-10 year old versions that have long since been implemented into coldfusion's core.
A few (which I haven't seen here) admit that Coldfusion is great in general for RAD (Rapid Application Development), but they prefer the custom Ruby/Python/C# web app engine they built.
I really don't give a flying fuck about what the first two types of people have to say.
I just find it really funny that you are making ignorant deductions based on non-existent facts. IMHO russ is one of the smartest people I know......and I'm in the 99% percentile....tested and verified.
Pretty much everyone who I've seen in this thread (with the exception of Lingerance) is not even close to being on russ's or JimBastard's level.Edit: doodoo pee pee cocky shire. too much cerealness in this post
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@MasterPlanSoftware said:
bstorer, morbius I owe you a beer. If you are ever in CT, beer is on me.
And if either of them or you, MPS, is ever in upstate NY, I'll make the same offer.
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@KenW said:
And if either of them or you, MPS, is ever in upstate NY, I'll make the same offer.
Right on, same offer right back at you.
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@russ0519 said:
move back in with their mothers
Hey, be nice! At least we all have mothers. You're the result of a condom breakage in a sheep, farm boy.
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@KenW said:
And if either of them or you, MPS, is ever in upstate NY, I'll make the same offer.
Ditto for Boston.
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@KenW said:
Hey, be nice! At least we all have mothers. You're the result of a condom breakage in a sheep, farm boy.
HA HA HA! Thanks, I needed a good laugh!
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@MasterPIanSoftware said:
said the guy from upstate NY to a guy from a major metropolitan area...
Where you live as an adult has nothing to do with where you were born. Go baaaa somewhere else, russ0159/JimBastard/MPiS.
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I don't think you're trying hard enough. I think you can be a lot more childish than you're being right now, if you just put more effort into it. Right now you're acting, oh, 10 or 11. I think you can bring that all the way down to 5 or 6 if you put your mind to it.
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@Welbog said:
I don't think you're trying hard enough. I think you can be a lot more childish than you're being right now, if you just put more effort into it. Right now you're acting, oh, 10 or 11. I think you can bring that all the way down to 5 or 6 if you put your mind to it.
Yeah, but once he's under 7 he would end up having to molest himself.
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The way this thread devolved is amazing.
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@AbbydonKrafts said:
The way this thread devolved is amazing.
It started as troll, and ended up as a flaming troll. Not really all that amazing.
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@MasterPlanSoftware said:
a flaming troll
Ever seen one of those? I've got a great visual of that in my head now.
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@JimBastard said:
and I'm in the 99% percentile....tested and verified.
Wow! I bet they gave you a certificate with your name on it and everything! Just so we're all clear, did you have that test done at the carnival or the county fair? In other words, was the test administered by a bearded lady or a blue-ribbon-winning sheep?
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@bstorer said:
@JimBastard said:
and I'm in the 99% percentile....tested and verified.
Wow! I bet they gave you a certificate with your name on it and everything! Just so we're all clear, did you have that test done at the carnival or the county fair? In other words, was the test administered by a bearded lady or a blue-ribbon-winning sheep?Dude, you misunderstand, he's not in the 99th percentile, he's in the 99% percentile.
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@morbiuswilters said:
Of course. That explains so, so much.Dude, you misunderstand, he's not in the 99th percentile, he's in the 99% percentile.
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@bstorer said:
@morbiuswilters said:
Of course. That explains so, so much.Dude, you misunderstand, he's not in the 99th percentile, he's in the 99% percentile.
I'm just waiting for Jim to tell us about his supermodel girlfriend.
"I'd show you some photos of her, but her doctor told her to take it easy and lay off the modeling while she is treated for her nymphomania.. yeah, she used to date Brad Pitt but she decided she needed a real man so she hooked up with me.."
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@morbiuswilters said:
I'm just waiting for Jim to tell us about his supermodel girlfriend.
"Well, the thing is, she's in Canada.""I'd show you some photos of her, but her doctor told her to take it easy and lay off the modeling while she is treated for her nymphomania.. yeah, she used to date Brad Pitt but she decided she needed a real man so she hooked up with me.."
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@morbiuswilters said:
I was just going to ignore it because he clearly craves the attention he can't get in real life, but what the hell. Seriously, the best he could do is "pstorer"? That doesn't even really look like "bstorer", unless I'm standing on my head, but flip over while in the process of reading the name.@pstorer said:
I'm not your dude, buddy.
OMG, HOW DID U MAK THAT UPSIDEDOWN "B" IN UR NAME????
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@bstorer said:
I was just going to ignore it because he clearly craves the attention he can't get in real life, but what the hell. Seriously, the best he could do is "pstorer"? That doesn't even really look like "bstorer", unless I'm standing on my head, but flip over while in the process of reading the name.
Yeah, but if we really wanted to ignore him, we'd just abandon this thread. Watching this guy is like passing the scene of a grisly Space Shuttle wreck, it's just to fascinating. We have to feed him just enough that he keeps amusing us with his desperate trolling tactics, but not enough so that he will actually survive a harsh Canadian winter.
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@morbiuswilters said:
Watching this guy is like passing the scene of a grisly Space Shuttle wreck
Is that something you do... uhh, ever? I do enjoy feeding him because he's so ineffectual as to be merely amusing rather than annoying. But really, I just don't want the cartwheeling demographic on this forum to read his posts and think they're from me.
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Am I the only one, who'd actually like to see "SpecatateSwamp", if only to see whether SpectateSwamp will notice?
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@bstorer said:
@morbiuswilters said:
I was just going to ignore it because he clearly craves the attention he can't get in real life, but what the hell. Seriously, the best he could do is "pstorer"? That doesn't even really look like "bstorer", unless I'm standing on my head, but flip over while in the process of reading the name.@pstorer said:
I'm not your dude, buddy.
OMG, HOW DID U MAK THAT UPSIDEDOWN "B" IN UR NAME????
Who the fuck are you and what have you done with pstorer? Stop trying to impersonate well-known forum members!
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@CodeSirnian said:
AN IMPOSTER!
You might be more believable if you actually hacked their accounts. Please choke on a dime.
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@Lingerance said:
@CodeSirnian said:
Nah, that one was actually me.AN IMPOSTER!
You might be more believable if you actually hacked their accounts. Please choke on a dime.
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@CodeSirnian said:
@CodeSimian said:
Who the fuck are you and what have you done with pstorer? Stop trying to impersonate well-known forum members!
That's a bold statement from... AN IMPOSTER!Says the hooligan who hijacked beloved forum regular pstorer's identity.
Where would thedailywtf forums be without the clever insights and witty banter of frequent posters pstorer, KenVV and <font face="courier new,courier">MasterPIanSoftware</font>? Where, I ask?
Next, I suppose the identity of helpful forum mainstay SpectatSwamp will be stolen and replaced with some sort of highly implausible mentally imbalanced super-troll proponent of flat text files, magic medicine stones and 6th generation video-reshoots.
Stop the insanity, people!
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@CodeSimian said:
Next, I suppose the identity of helpful forum mainstay SpectatSwamp will be stolen
Don't you mean SpecatateSwamp?
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@bstorer said:
Don't you mean SpecatateSwamp?
Kindly old SpectatSwamp would like to have a word with you:http://forums.thedailywtf.com/forums/p/8159/159890.aspx#159890
@SpectatSwamp said:
you
@SpectatSwamp said:and dumb dumb old SpectatSwamp
@SpectatSwamp said:will be
@SpectatSwamp said:spectacular
@SpectatSwamp said:on video.
<font size="2"><font size="1">He is of course referring to the future video of the fully completed SSDS.NET which will go on to win the NetSquared Mashup $100000 Challenge (Nerdy Now-It-Alls!). </font> <font size="1">What did you think he meant, you sicko?</font></font>
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O NO GUYS
Someone posted a valid point. I can't argue with his logic.
Lets get down with grammer nasi time.
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@JimBastard said:
What the fuck are you on about? You'd be some much more useful to the world if you used your brain, like, at all.O NO GUYS
Someone posted a valid point. I can't argue with his logic.
Lets get down with grammer nasi time.
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Mhm.. nasi goreng.
