How does even McDonalds screw up this badly?
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How do you even cook something like this?! How do you end up with this result?! What is giving those shells shape?
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Just yesterday, I ate a triangular fried cheese that had the same issue - fried crust on outside, empty on the inside.
I figured I might have just eaten the cheese without realizing, but now I see this is all a part of an international conspiracy.
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How do you even cook something like this?! How do you end up with this result?! What is giving those shells shape?
I've seen empty bags of potato chips delivered to stores. Maybe the cheese fell out of the coating?
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How do you even cook something like this?!
That's what happens if you cook them too long. Eventually, the cheese expands, making a hole in the breading, then it all leaks out. Very easy to do, actually.
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Especially given that there's only about a 20 second window between "congealed cheese that isn't really edible" and "whoops, the cheese is gone". Cooking mozz sticks is a bitch.
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Yeah, my technique is to let them go for a minute or two, then continually check them for some cheese starting to leak out of one of them. I can totally see how a busy McDonalds restaurant could let them sit in the oil for too long. I've seen it happen at other restaurants, too.
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Huh, TIL
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How do you even cook something like this?!
Looks the same from the outside, gets delivered to the store without cheese?
Or what @boomzilla said.
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Is anyone else hungry now?
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I've gotten empty mozzarella sticks at places a lot more highbrow than McDonalds.
Not an entire box worth, though, that's the weird bit.
Also who the fuck eats their McDonalds mozzarella sticks on a baby blanket with BARBECUE SAUCE? I don't know what part of that sentence disgusts me the most.
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@Yamikuronue said:
How do you even cook something like this?!
That's what happens if you cook them too long. Eventually, the cheese expands, making a hole in the breading, then it all leaks out. Very easy to do, actually.
Great. So that busy McDonald's deep fryer is slowly but surely filling up with burnt cheese product. Each batch displacing just THAT MUCH MORE 375 degree oil. Completely unnoticed by the minimum wage drone rushing to beat the clock on all the orders coming in. YOUR PAID TO WORK NOT THINK. Are the fryer levels too high? It isn't "Check The Fryer" time yet, that isn't for another four hours KEEP FRYING.
And then all at once, the fryer overflows. Flames and carbonized cheese product are spewed everywhere.
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You ever thought of writing cheap pulp fiction for Astounding Stories! and the like?
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You ever thought of writing cheap pulp fiction for Astounding Stories! and the like?
I have a very nice rejection letters from Astounding Stories-- or maybe it was F&SF. =)
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Maybe Fangoria would be more your speed.
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@Lorne_Kates said:
I have a very nice rejection letters from Astounding Stories-- or maybe it was F&SF.
Did it have a restraining order stapled to it?
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@Lorne_Kates said:
carbonized cheese product
That's the kind of thing that needs a catchy name to print on the tin.
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How do you even cook something like this
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Edit: likewise in the cooked version.
(In Germany, they're called Windbeutel (windbags), btw.)
McDonald’s Customers Complaining Because Mozzarella Sticks Should Contain Cheese
(Why is it so important that there's no line break between "Contain" and "Cheese"?)
Some would say, I'd expect them to contain mozzarella, but where's cheese even mentioned?
Oh yes, I almost forgot computer keyboards need lubrication with edible fats.
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Also who the fuck eats their McDonalds mozzarella sticks on a baby blanket with BARBECUE SAUCE?
Duh! The sauce was obviously for the baby - they taste rather bland without it.
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(Why is it so important that there's no line break between "Contain" and "Cheese"?)
I suspect they routinely use nbsp on the last space to prevent orphans in feed readers and the like.
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@Lorne_Kates said:
I have a very nice rejection letters from Astounding Stories-- or maybe it was F&SF.
Did it have a restraining order stapled to it?
No, it got stapled to me.