Emmit Smith



  • Just found a page full of WTF for you all.  I don't watch ESPN, so I had no idea this phenomenon was going on.  Emmitt Smith doesn't know english:

    I'd say skip through the Simple Emmitts, and the sections that aren't actually Emmitt quotes.

    Enjoy, but here are my favorites:

    "Tom Brady is buyin' time for his lineman." (Commentary: And here I thought that offensive linemen were "buyin' time" for the quarterback.)

    "You cannot change the stripes of a leopard." (Commentary: Now, Emmitt, repeat after me. A cow says moooo...)



  • Re: Emmit<b>t</b> Smith

    Curses!  Misspelled the thread title, but somehow I spelled it right in the post.



  • Yeah, he says some funny stuff.   On Sundays when on TV, he seems to consistently wear a tie that is a good 6 inches shorter than most people wear ties.  I don't know if he does this on purpose or not, but it always cracks me up.



  • I love when people are ridiculing other people for making stupid mistakes and, in the process, make one themselves.  Matt Parkman is telepathic, not telekinetic, asshat.



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  • @belgariontheking said:

    Just found a page full of WTF for you all. 

    Just found a mug for you.

    @belgariontheking said:

    I don't watch ESPN, so I had no idea this phenomenon was going on.  Emmitt Smith doesn't know english:

    So, it's like Colemanballs, only twenty-something years later and less original? 

    @belgariontheking said:

    Enjoy, but here are my favorites:

    "Tom Brady is buyin' time for his lineman." (Commentary: And here I thought that offensive linemen were "buyin' time" for the quarterback.)

    "You cannot change the stripes of a leopard." (Commentary: Now, Emmitt, repeat after me. A cow says moooo...)

    TRWTF is that those aren't actually funny.  Not even before you explained them.



  • @DaveK said:

    Just found a mug for you.

     

    I thought it was about time for the counter-mug to emerge on these forums.



  • @shadowman said:

    I thought it was about time for the counter-mug to emerge on these forums.



    Filed under: demugged

    sprays drink on screen



  • @shadowman said:

    I thought it was about time for the counter-mug to emerge on these forums.
    Thank you shadowman.  I was afraid a lot of people hadn't liked the thread.  

    Admittedly, some of the quotes on the emmitt page are just simple word slip-ups, but there are some gems in there. 



  • @shadowman said:

    @DaveK said:

    Just found a mug for you.

     

    I thought it was about time for the counter-mug to emerge on these forums.

     

    Damn!  I really thought I had something with the gum:


    Gum or counter-mug, either way, this thread does not deserve the mug.  I only didn't post because these were old hat for me.

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