Emmit Smith
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Just found a page full of WTF for you all. I don't watch ESPN, so I had no idea this phenomenon was going on. Emmitt Smith doesn't know english:
I'd say skip through the Simple Emmitts, and the sections that aren't actually Emmitt quotes.
Enjoy, but here are my favorites:
"Tom Brady is buyin' time for his lineman." (Commentary: And here I thought that offensive linemen were "buyin' time" for the quarterback.)
"You cannot change the stripes of a leopard." (Commentary: Now, Emmitt, repeat after me. A cow says moooo...)
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Re: Emmit<b>t</b> Smith
Curses! Misspelled the thread title, but somehow I spelled it right in the post.
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Yeah, he says some funny stuff. On Sundays when on TV, he seems to consistently wear a tie that is a good 6 inches shorter than most people wear ties. I don't know if he does this on purpose or not, but it always cracks me up.
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I love when people are ridiculing other people for making stupid mistakes and, in the process, make one themselves. Matt Parkman is telepathic, not telekinetic, asshat.
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@belgariontheking said:
Just found a mug for you.Just found a page full of WTF for you all.
@belgariontheking said:
I don't watch ESPN, so I had no idea this phenomenon was going on. Emmitt Smith doesn't know english:
So, it's like Colemanballs, only twenty-something years later and less original?@belgariontheking said:
Enjoy, but here are my favorites:
TRWTF is that those aren't actually funny. Not even before you explained them."Tom Brady is buyin' time for his lineman." (Commentary: And here I thought that offensive linemen were "buyin' time" for the quarterback.)
"You cannot change the stripes of a leopard." (Commentary: Now, Emmitt, repeat after me. A cow says moooo...)
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@DaveK said:
Just found a mug for you.
I thought it was about time for the counter-mug to emerge on these forums.
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@shadowman said:
I thought it was about time for the counter-mug to emerge on these forums.
Filed under: demuggedsprays drink on screen
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@shadowman said:
I thought it was about time for the counter-mug to emerge on these forums.
Thank you shadowman. I was afraid a lot of people hadn't liked the thread.Admittedly, some of the quotes on the emmitt page are just simple word slip-ups, but there are some gems in there.
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@shadowman said:
@DaveK said:
Just found a mug for you.
I thought it was about time for the counter-mug to emerge on these forums.
Damn! I really thought I had something with the gum:
Gum or counter-mug, either way, this thread does not deserve the mug. I only didn't post because these were old hat for me.