So, someone got the dog a present for christmas...
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What the fuck is it meant to be? (Apart from a squeaky toy. Person who bought it didn't have a clue either.)
Suggestions welcome, but I'm after a definitive answer. If there is one of course...
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I take it those lips are open for a reason?
Apart from a squeaky toy.
That's where the squeaker is.
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That's where the squeaker is.
Well, my thoughts were closer to certain... other... vaguely feminine rubbery figures.
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I know, but this is a Help topic, not General or meta.d....
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I this for our cat.
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Its lost the horn and is now attacking the crib.
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It's a novelty squeaky toy.
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It's a novelty squeaky toy
In the shape of...? That's the bit I'm after. Just wondering if it's just random animal parts merged with a woman's armless body, or if it's a representation of a thing that already exists somewhere.
For example we've had ones in the identifiable shapes of a stick and a pig. This one however...
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just random animal parts merged with a woman's armless body
I'm gonna go with that.
a thing that already exists
The thought that such a thing might exist is disturbing.
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What the fuck is it meant to be?
One of those rubber chickens, except in drag/hooker makeup.
I'm fairly certain someone confused "prop" with "dog toy," good luck.
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Yeah, is very clearly a rubber chicken. Haven't you ever Guybrush?
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Just wondering if it's just random animal parts merged with a woman's armless body
I'm pretty sure it's that.
Maybe post this in the TransWario topic and I'm sure there's some non-binary gender neutral term for it.
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Phhhwwwwwoooooaaaahhhhrrrrr!
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Yeah, when I saw it I thought, "Rubber chicken meets Bugs Bunny in drag."
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A nightmare.
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I suggest killing it with fire. Just to be sure.
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Just wondering if it's just random animal parts merged with a woman's armless body.
It's just a chicken - the bunny ears are part of the hooker getup.
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What the fuck is it meant to be? (Apart from a squeaky toy. Person who bought it didn't have a clue either.)
An "ultimate friends test" gone horribly wrong?
Could be a jickxen - part jackrabbit, part chicken, part vixen and 100% wrong.
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It is trans-something, but the nested identifiers go deep enough so as to be meaningless.
I suggest you sneak in to work over the weekend and leave it on an HR person's desk, so long as you can do so without getting caught.
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Well, let's see:
- Donkey ears
- Chicken crest
- Matching purple birthmarks on each side of the neck
- Huge red beak
- Gonads in the throat
- Scaled back of the neck
- Choker
- Scaled legs
- Human-like feet and toes
- Elephant toenails
- One hand on the left back, dunno on the other
- Human torso, covered in human swimsuit
- No knees
- Human heels
- Flip-flops
..............I got nothing.
[spoiler]Actually, it looks to be a cartoon/humanized version of a rubber chicken; the ears are probably bunny-ears (as suggested above). Looks like it's for the prevert in your life.[/spoiler]
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One of those rubber chickens, except in drag/hooker makeup.
“When a rubber chicken and an ugly hooker love each other very much…”
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Could have been worse, it could have been a rabbit. Certainly there is enough purple involved.
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