I am obeselymorbid. Ask me anything...
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...or don't. I don't particularly care either way.
But this seems like a new thing all the cool kids do, so, why not?
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I know. But the cool kids are doing it now, too.
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Are you morbidly obese or just obesely morbid?
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My usercard describes that pretty well.
I'm obesely morbid online and morbidly obese IRL.
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Why don't you diet? My diet is coffee + smoke and I still wear the same size as when I was 16.
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Why don't you diet?
Mostly because I'm lazy. Also because sometimes it feels like the food is one of the very few pleasures left.
My diet is coffee + smoke
I haven't ever smoked. Not a matter of principle, and I love the tobacco smell - good thing everyone around me smokes.
When I was young it seemed like literally burning the money into smoke and afterwards I saw no reason to start.I don't think starting smoking can be an effective diet, but I know that stopping suddenly if you've smoked for a while usually leads to a huge weight gain.
Edit: I drink lots of coffee. I drink it sweet so it probably doesn't help.
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How much do you actually weigh?
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It was started by blakey.
Then I made a joke.
Then @accalia missed the point of my joke and made a similar joke that was not the same.
Then EVERY SINGLE OTHER PERSON ON THE FORUM MADE THE SAME JOKE. FUCK.
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And it annoyed blakey, so....
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I wear a smaller size than when I was 16 and I'm still fat.
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Is this guy related to you?
Adil Likotkib, "Adil Inkynets", Dwarven Child "Oh, I don't usually think much." Within the last season, he felt enjoyment after playing make believe. He felt enjoyment after playing with a toy axe. He felt enjoyment after playing with a puzzlebox. He felt euphoric due to inebriation. He was annoyed after having a drink without using a goblet, cup or mug. He was content after having a fine drink. He didn't feel anything after sleeping without a proper room. He was delighted after watching a performance. He was delighted after watching a performance. He was delighted after watching a performance. He was delighted after watching a performance. He was delighted after watching a performance. He felt enjoyment while performing. He felt euphoric due to inebriation. He was delighted after watching a performance. He was delighted after watching a performance. He was delighted after watching a performance. He was delighted after watching a performance. He was delighted after watching a performance. He was delighted after watching a performance. He was delighted after watching a performance. He was delighted after watching a performance. He felt enjoyment while performing. He was delighted after watching a performance. He is the son of Melbil Wirebristles and Lòr Goldgrip. He is a citizen of The Earthen Bodice. He is a member of The Ashamed Chocolate. He is a former member of The Sensitive Stake. He arrived at Lakishzalìs on the 21st of Sandstone in the year 250. He is four years old, born on the 1st of Limestone in the year 247. His hair is extremely long. He is short and obese. His cobalt eyes are round. His head is somewhat short. His ears are somewhat tall. His hair is pale chestnut. His skin is copper. He is almost never sick and very slow to tire, but he is very weak. Adil Likotkib likes gypsum plaster, steel, wood opal, seahorse leather, giant green tree frog tooth, boxes and bags, llamas for their jutting teeth and the words of The Maroon Boulders. When possible, he prefers to consume cranberry wine. He absolutely detests large roaches. He has a good kinesthetic sense, but he has a questionable spatial sense and a little difficulty with words. Like others in his culture, he holds craftsdwarfship to be of the highest ideals and celebrates talented artisans and their masterworks, has a great deal of respect for the law, greatly prizes loyalty, values family greatly, sees friendship as one of the finer things in life, believes that honesty is a high ideal, really respects those that take the time to master a skill, deeply respects those that work hard at their labors, respects fair-dealing and fair-play, values cooperation, finds merrymaking and partying worthwhile activities, values martial prowess, values leisure time, respects commerce, values knowledge and finds nature somewhat disturbing. He personally doesn't care about art one way or another. He dreams of raising a family. He is quite a bold flatterer, extremely friendly but just a little insufferable. He is very polite and observes appropriate rules of decorum when possible. He is currently more rude. He often feels envious of others. He is often nervous. He is somewhat uncomfortable around those that appear unusual or live differently from himself. He tends to be passive in discussions. He is quick to form negative views about things. He is grateful when others help him out and tries to return favors. He tends not to be swayed by emotional appeals. He thinks he is fairly important in the grand scheme of things. He is quick to anger. He is not particularly interested in what others think of him. He is currently more shameless. He generally acts with a narrow focus on the current activity. He likes to take it easy. He is currently more fearless. He is currently more confident. He is currently less private. He is currently more thoughtless. He needs alcohol to get through the working day. Overall, Adil is quite focused with satisfied needs. A short, sturdy creature fond of drink and industry.
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a smaller size
Size of what are we talking about.
I think I might be missing the joke but were you even fatter at 16 or something?
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No, but I can relate to his life's motto if that's what the first sentence is.
He was annoyed after having a drink without using a goblet, cup or mug.
Sissy, a bottle doesn't need to be washed after use.
extremely friendly but just a little insufferable.
Vice versa for me.
The last paragraph is 50/50 hit and miss.
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Sissy, a bottle doesn't need to be washed after use.
Dwarves don't store alcohol in bottles. It's either in a keg or poured out of a keg into a smaller keg with one end missing that the humans keep calling a cup for some reason.
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Then @accalia missed the point of my joke and made a similar joke that was not the same.
my IAMA thread was a joke?
.... news to me.
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@ben_lubar said:
Then @accalia missed the point of my joke
cough And you didn't ? Punk.
YIP KYON GEKKER YIP YIP!
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@accalia said:
YIP KYON GEKKER
Textbook Pavlovian response.
i resisted biting you for that... i didn't have to.
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i resisted biting you for that... i didn't have to.
You say that like you've forgotten about my chainmail socks and pants.
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You say that like you've forgotten about my chainmail socks and pants.
/me scribbles something on a piece of paper
remember... to... bring.... plasma cutter... to remove.... chainmail... before... biting.
got it. thanks for the reminder!<DIV
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plasma cutter
Aren't you forgetting "find someone with thumbs to use the plasma cutter" ?
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@accalia said:
plasma cutter
Aren't you forgetting "find someone with thumbs to use the plasma cutter" ?
I am capable of maintaining a humanoid form, it takes a lot of effort and concentration so i don't like using it. Nevertheless i am capable of using it to apply the plasmacutter, then shift back into the vulpine form for the biting.
simple.
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While you're busy transforming I'll be backing right up.