I am Arantor, ask me anything*
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* well not anything, almost anything really.**
** Except that. Oh, and ix-nay on the eddit-ray aper-pay hing-tay.
Other than that, ask all the questions you never wanted to know about me
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How tall is your head?
How big is your boot?
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Why did you edit Ray and change his pay?
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How long is your beard now and how long did it take you to grow it?
(Metric, please, if you don't mind)
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Has your social anxiety improved in the last year?
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reddit paper thing?
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A head hight and a foot long. (No seriously, my foot is a foot long.)
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Because I like to play and have my say.
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I've been doing the beard thing since 2007 but I trimmed it a few weeks ago back to a sane length and it is currently 18mm long all around, at least that's what the clippers were set to.
Also, Discourse says I'm but watch me care!
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Significantly. I can be brash and obnoxious in front of co-workers and not care.
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ix-nay!
I gather people hold up a piece of paper with the reddit logo on it to legitimise the fact it's not just a random trolling effort something.
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Well, my definition of a "sane beard length" is around 2 x Dusty Hill's, or maybe 1.5 x Gandalf's. Growing mine.
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Yes but my 'tache was overhanging my eating orifice and I figured I'd just do it all.
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I trim my mustache around my eating orifice and keep the rest.
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Exactly!
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How long will it take you to get 163 mastery points used up?
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How did you know that dead oathbreakers would believe you when you showed then that sword?
It's not like plebs are specialists in their king's swords or something.
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Dude, when motherfucking Elronhubbard tells you to do something....
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I need to earn them all first! I'm still working through Living World season 2 at the moment.
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Sheer force of personality and a winning smile?
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To get 163 mastery points used, you have to unlock every single mastery, including the ones that require a raid boss kill.
It was kind of a joke. Because seriously, who has time for all that?
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Something I always wanted to know, what's the most wtf-y bit of PHP you've written?
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Oh wow.
Let's see. There was the stuff I did a while ago playing with PHP-GTK because obviously PHP to write desktop apps is the best possible use of the language.
There is the comic search engine I did. Story is here.
Or the original CMS which was my first project in PHP and had a 4000 line script just to construct the site menu. (This was nearly 13 years ago now.)