What? No Thread About 'Dead Or Alive Extreme Beach Volleyball 3'?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ie9GOInqDjs
With improved breast physics!
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I dunno, if my breasts were flopping around like that they'd either be fake, or I'd get stretch marks from the stress put on them.
That would practically be painful in real life, I'd think....
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No mention of the new feature: wardrobe malfunctions?
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Ben L, the softcore porn industry has its own version of all occupations. There's pizza delivery girl, and then softcore porn pizza delivery girl. There's plumber, and then there's softcore porn plumber.
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There was a prostitution service that used pizza delivery as a facade. People asked for the pizza to be spicy to get the extra service.
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There was a prostitution service that used pizza delivery as a facade. People asked for the pizza to be spicy to get the extra service.
that possibly explains why one of the local delivery places asks if you want the regular or spicy pepperoni when you call for delivery.
i'm not a fan of spicy pepperoni, so i've never asked for that to find out.
or they could just have two different kinds of pepperoni and are asking which one i want. that's possible too i suppose.
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Did they have a "perfunctory and dull" option
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i'm not a fan of spicy pepperoni, so i've never asked for that
to find outuntil now.Who cares about the pepperoni? Inquiring minds needs to know!
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Who cares about the pepperoni? Inquiring minds needs to know!
you call. The staff at that location is all male at the moment and i don't swing that way.
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And while Discodevs are wasting time with trips into the bikeshed, these devs are working hard* on improving boob physics. They've got their priorities sorted.
* INB4
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There was a prostitution service that used pizza delivery as a facade. People asked for the pizza to be spicy to get the extra service.
Sounds like it would get a lot of false positives.
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Okay, so I wanted to make a joke about not caring about the boobs and actually wondering how well the volleyball is in V3...
Then I watched the video to make sure I could make that joke...
Now I am aware that the video to BEACH VOLLEYBALL 3 does in fact NOT contain any beach volleyball. Even if you can look past the jiggeling...
Now I am confused as to whether or not I can make the joke! Please help!
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@accalia said:
i'm not a fan of spicy pepperoni, so i've never asked for that
to find outuntil now.Who cares about the pepperoni? Inquiring minds needs to know!
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They renamed it to Dead Or Alive Extreme.
Even in Dead or Alive Beach Volleyball the volleyball was kind of an afterthought.
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So... they are more honest now?
Filed Under: DOA: Extreme Breast Physics?
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Well. It's mini-games, they just don't bother making any of them resemble any real sports.
Nobody's buying this for the gameplay anyway. It's like criticizing BMX XXX for not having enough wheel options on the bikes.
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I mean, I get that... But they could at least make it Extreme Mario Party for added jokes.
Also, BMX XXX has a pretty decent black cover. It's very simplistic.
Filed Under: Why are all these "games" coming out for XBox?
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Filed Under: Why are all these "games" coming out for XBox?
Do you want an honest answer, or?
Because Microsoft doesn't give a shit. Nintendo is run by prudes, and Sony runs scared from anything that might even hint at bad publicity. As long as you can pass Microsoft's certification, they don't even give half a shit as to the content. How else could Fuzion Frenzy 2 be published?
It was kind of a huge big deal coup when Microsoft got exclusives from Ninja Team in the first place, I think for exactly this reason: they don't dick around with the content of the games.
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I guess that makes sense...
Filed Under: Thx
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orXNcslPvno
Watch Douglas Uppity kill spiders while Yahtzee Croshaw and Gabriel Morton discuss how most internet arguments these days are about how some theoretical person could be offended about something.
Basically, if no real person is offended by something, maybe don't consider it offensive?
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if no real person is offended by something, maybe don't consider it offensive?
If a tree falls in the forest...
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Basically, if no real person is offended by something, maybe don't consider it offensive?
That's much too reasonable for this place.
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I don't get it. If the volleyball part is a mini-game, what else does the player do? I mean, there's a certain point when bouncing boobs get boring and you want to do something else right?
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Is that different than “Dead or Alive 3: Extreme Beach Volleyball, with improved breast physics”, that they released back when I still knew what games were being released?
My sister was always way more titillated by that kind of ‘naughty’ stuff than I was.
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Any particular reason this isn't in
Games
? Just wondering...
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Large, bouncing boobs aren't just for games.
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If a tree falls in the forest...
You're right.
Quick, someone use rope and tie all the trees up. We don't want anyone to not hear them fall.
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Any particular reason this isn't in
Games
? Just wondering...I was thinking the same thing...
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We have yet to determine the "game"-part of this piece of software!
It could be a Boobs-simulation program for all we know!
Filed Under: All we know is that it's not Beach Volleyball
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There is always at least one person that holds any given opinion. So you can always find someone offended and laugh at them, if you want.
The REAL problem is AFAIK we have no way to get a realistic idea of how many people hold a certain opinion, so there's no way to know if we should (rationally) start getting worried or if it was just a fluke.
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i've never asked for that to find out.
or they could just have two different kinds of pepperoni and are asking which one i want.
Ask if the spicy pepperoni costs extra.
Sounds like it would get a lot of false positives.
I'd expect the price differential from "regular" to "spicy" to be high enough to eliminate demand for actual spicy pizza from anyone who thinks that's literally what it means.
<also, if you order the extra spicy cheese pizza, do they deliver in a pedovan? inquiring minds want to know.>
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@ben_lubar said:
You know it's only Monday and you might be the third person I have to tut at about vibrations in the air still existing or maybe the first about vibrators in generalif no real person is offended by something, maybe don't consider it offensive?
If a tree falls in the forest...
bouncing boobs get boring
that will never get boring.The REAL problem is AFAIK we have no way to get a realistic idea of how many people hold a certain opinion, so there's no way to know if we should (rationally) start getting worried or if it was just a fluke.
Or even better on the venn diagram of people offended vs people buying the game how much of an intersection is there? If you don't know what a venn diagram is I have an example attached to this post because this diagram never stops being awesome!
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I don't get it. If the volleyball part is a mini-game, what else does the player do?
Watch the damned trailer in the damned first damned post maybe? It shows at least 3 non-volleyball mini-games.
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Sounds like it would get a lot of false positives.
Which promptly changed into a lot of satisfied ( ) customers.
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Found this related game in my queries at the google play store:
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.kradu.ultimateschoolfighthd