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blakeyrat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iIvPmw0ZZc

Right after you hit the Play button

boomzilla

You suck.

blakeyrat

One mind blown, WHO'S NEXT!

FrostCat

@blakeyrat said:

Right after you hit the Play button

Yeah, that intro thing was totally trippy.

Tsaukpaetra

3/10 Would not watch again, mind not blown. My toddler brother watches this sh*t all day long on YouTube Kids.

rc4

@boomzilla said:

You suck.

No he doesn't, he said he would blow me!

boomzilla

Prepare for disappointment.

xaade

Matriarchal cult family?

Well, at least the world is slightly less sexist now.

xaade

I like how when they are laying on the floor, the jumping animation loop didn't even bother to stop.

da_Doctah

This is what doctors do in Japan? Instead of trying to fix the injury, all they do is tell you how you could have avoided it.

rc4

Well, at least he doesn't suck...

rc4

@da_Doctah said:

This is what ~~doctors~~Jeff does on ~~Japan~~meta.d? Instead of trying to fix the ~~injury~~bug, all he does is tell you how you could have avoided it by not .

FTFY

ben_lubar

@rc4 said:

@da_Doctah said:
This is what ~~doctors~~Jeff does on ~~Japan~~meta.d? Instead of trying to fix the ~~injury~~bug, all he does is tell you ~~how you could have avoided it by not~~ you are no longer welcome here.

FTFY

FTFTFYFY

JazzyJosh

I like how it's actually to the tune of Shortnin' Bread

DogsB

I am not amused by the polyamorous undertones of this video.

RandomStranger

Of course. "Amused" and "turned on" are different things, even though one may lead to the other.

DogsB

@RandomStranger said:

Of course. "Amused" and "turned on" are different things, even though one may lead to the other.

I am repulsed but sexually aroused by your trolling.

RandomStranger

You'd be surprised how often I hear that. Or maybe not.

TimeBandit

@rc4 said:

@boomzilla said:
You suck.

No he doesn't, he said he would blow me!

To blow you, he would have to suck, no ?

antiquarian

@DogsB said:

I am not amused by the polyamorous undertones of this video.

POLYPHOBIC! YOU'RE NOT RESPECTING THEIR FEELINGS!!!

da_Doctah

The relative size of Mommy and the Daddies, and their relative seriousness or lack thereof, reminded me of this famous couple:

blakeyrat

Wow I haven't thought about that show in ages.

tufty

You are.

blakeyrat

Fuck off you piece of shit.

cartman82

What's this shit blakey is posting?

Just wasting my time.

Have more important things to do.

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Now where was I with my work...

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... (tu dim tu dum dim tidutidudi) ...

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Fuck!

(clicks play again)

tufty

I love you too.

Vaire

royal_poet

Here I was hoping for Blakey doing a sexy dance in a mankini. Seriously disappointing video. 0/10 would not watch again.

CoyneTheDup

That's how one of the versions of the original song, Shortnin' Bread goes. The verse in question was something like:

Three little chldren, jumping in bed,
One fell off and broke his head.

The most significant version, which I was taught in grade school, is kind of a synopsis for black health care on a plantation:

Three little children, lying in bed
Two was sick an' the other 'most dead
Sent for the doctor, the doctor said
Give those children some short'nin' bread

Chorus
Mama's little baby loves short'nin', short'nin'
Mama's little baby loves short'nin' bread,...
Mama's little baby loves short'nin', short'nin'
Mama's little baby loves short'nin' bread,...

Give those kids some good bread; they'll either get better or else damn these financial setbacks.

No opinion on whether that makes the video good or bad.