Crackheads make great money
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dont know if someone already posted this, but here goes :
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Terrorists aren't too bad either.
Although I'm not sure why anyone would bother with terrorizing Arizona.
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@Erick said:
Terrorists aren't too bad either. Although I'm not sure why anyone would bother with terrorizing Arizona.
Wasn't there a flight school in Arizona where the terrorists were learning how to fly?
BTW, the only thing in the search that was for Arizona was the waitress.
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I was very surprised about how much bum's make, but of all i've checked: asshole's and cunt's make the most, boob's seem to equal crackhead's, and fucker's and arsehole's fall shortly behind...
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Bah, can't resist posting this one....
This is proof: all the biggest assholes are in DC! Hell, even the biggest cunts are there!
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@belgariontheking said:
BTW, the only thing in the search that was for Arizona was the waitress.
Well, it does work if you fill out the other boxes, then you get the local figure instead of the country-wide average.
[url]http://tinyurl.com/25lyl9[/url]
Hmm, seems that crime really doesn't pay after all... any moron, idiot, halfwit or inbred yokel could earn more than that.
[url]http://tinyurl.com/2dujl6[/url]
See?
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- Train in Afghanistan
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- Profit
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So this is Web 2.0, eh. In other news, lying alone is way more profitable than taking on the full responsibilities of a crook:
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@trwww said:
So this is Web 2.0, eh. In other news, lying alone is way more profitable than taking on the full responsibilities of a crook
Why do you think Richard Nixon was so adamant about not being a crook?
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[url=http://www.indeed.com/salary?q1=systems+analyst&l1=san+francisco%2C+ca&q2=beer+drinker&l2=&q3=house+cat&l3=&q4=rabid+dog&l4=&q5=pot+smoker&l5=&q6=priest&l6=]I'm changing careers right this very minute ...[/url] I have so much beer drinking experience I should be able to easily top $200k
Average beer drinker salaries for job postings nationwide are 460% higher than average house cat salaries for job postings nationwide.
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Formula One drivers only make $40k in Tuscon. I guess that's because they don't have Grands Prix there...
How the hell did this happen? It figures out some number for any string you put in... it's like one of those programs I wrote from my HP 12c in high school that used a ludicrously complex bible-code style numeric translation system to come up with answers to questions...
Even better, if you just put in one query, it comes back with related jobs. I put in 'asshole' and the related jobs came back marketing, business manager, web editor, and telephone account exec.
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@PeriSoft said:
I put in 'asshole' and the related jobs came back marketing, business manager, web editor, and telephone account exec.
Sounds like its fairly accurate.
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And then there's stuff like:
Bigamist: $94k
Arsonist: $96k
Rapist: $95k
Sex Offender: $42k
Child Pornographer: $125k (woah...)Out of curiousity I followed the "data provided by" links under the result bar graphs and tried the same stuff. On payscale.com, 'child pornographer' comes up with no results, with a closest match choice of "Child Care/Day Care Worker". Should we should be worried about daycares in Tucson?
On the plus side, Scientologists in Tucson only make $33k. It'll take a while to get to OTVIII earning that much.
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Well I guess it proves that terrorism really does pay. Quite well, in fact.
