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Why are you responding to this poll?
[poll name=simple]- Yes
- No
- I'm not and you can't make me
- Because I can
- Because it's there
- Because I think it is funnier than it actually is
- Swordfish
- Huh? I don't get it.
- EHURRDURR_SHEEP_NOT_FOUND
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I too have a bad habit of pronouncing 'poll' like 'pole' instead of 'paul'.
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- file not found not found
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I voted yes, by the way.
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- false
- 0
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It's poIl, goddamnit
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Is life worth living?
[poll name=simple]- No
- Hell No
- Fuck No
- E_WORTH_NOT_FOUND
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Is life worth living?
Should I commit suicide?
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- No
- FUCK NO
- It's too much effort
- For quality assurance purposes, please select this option.
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That's rather dark...
In any case, I think it's a 42.
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#Who are you going to call to solve crimes?
[poll]- 42?
- 3.14159267...?
- 69?
- 7?
- 13?
- 2.71828182...?
- E_CRIMES_NOT_FOUND
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The puns, they hurt!
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I prefer 8.539734222673566 = pie (= π×e)
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E_GHOSTBUSTERS_NOT_FOUND.
(Fuck you Dicksores)
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Ghostcrime!
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I really wish this was multiple choice. Which is something you could have done...
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It's like you see right through me.
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If you were Going To Do It, how would you hold the gun?
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- muzzle against your teeth, handle pointing out front of you
- handle to the side, barrel in all the way to the roof of your mouth
- against the side of your head
- to your temple
- I'm so awkward, I'd probably miss
- shot through the heart (don't kill yourself because of some girl, though. That'd be lame)
- Kurt Kobain
- SBC
- some other way
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Where's the PHP logo on the gun handle?
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@Buddy said:
If you were Going To Do It, how would you hold the gun?
#3?
Why would this gun have 6 bullets? What purpose could the other 5 possibly have?
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Why would this gun have 6 bullets? What purpose could the other 5 possibly have?
Russian roulette?
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Why would this gun have 6 bullets? What purpose could the other 5 possibly have?
In case you miss the first 5 times?
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In case you miss the first 5 times?
Hmmm... let's see...
*Bang* Dang!
*Bang* Dang!
*Bang* Dang it!
*Bang* I must have the worst aim ever!
*Bang* Missed again!
*Bang* Dang it!
*Click* Time to reload!See, if I miss five times, why would I expect to hit anything the sixth time? I know hope springs eternal, but, nope, still makes no sense.
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still makes no sense
that is the only thing that doesn't make sense to you in this setup?
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http://i.imgur.com/1KBriYc.png
Use that one only if you intend to shoot yourself in the mouth, too clumsy to use on any other body part.
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that is the only thing that doesn't make sense to you in this setup?
I
was wondering whenexpected someone would get around to that.It's called "stepping into the milieu". Obviously a gun with the barrel pointed at the holder is idiotic, but suppose we accept that as a real-life scenario. Then we can hold discussions from within the milieu:
[steps into the milieu]
"Why does a gun like that need six bullets? There's only one person holding it." Good, elegant, design would suggest one (big) bullet as being all that's needed.
[steps out of the milieu]It's fun. Try it.
Use that one only if you intend to shoot yourself in the mouth, too clumsy to use on any other body part.
[steps into the milieu]
...and this one is even more idiotic. Why would you design a gun that shoots its holder that has a clip? A clip is for loading more bullets. What idiot is designing these things, anyway?
[steps out of the milieu]
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It's called "stepping into the milieu".
I would call it a whoosh ... but who am I?
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@CoyneTheDup said:
It's called "stepping into the milieu".
I would call it a whoosh ... but who am I?
[steps into the milieu]
How in the world did either of these guns pass Consumer Product Safety requirements?Who are they selling these things to, anyway?
[steps out of the milieu]
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steps into the milieu
If I where you I would check the soles of my shoes ... I think you just stepped into something.
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would you prefer it have some light reading material?
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would you prefer it have some light reading material?
Absolutely! Don't you know what happens when you call them by the wrong word? B.A. passes out!
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Famous Jewish Sports Legends?
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I would have expected you to get something from the Wacking Material rack.
Filed Under: Hey, just so long as I don't have to hear about your drinking problem...