Trolls wtfpwn teh daily wtf



  • Oh yeah...go go mr desktop troll. 1337 baybeeeee.

     

    wtf is 1337

     

     



  • Heh, nice.

    I have an idea. Couldn't we celebrate this honurable moment by concentrating all flaming and trolling on this thread and keeping the rest of the forum free? Because the amount of flames has increased enough to get annoying during the past weeks.



  • @Lysis said:

    Oh yeah...go go mr desktop troll. 1337 baybeeeee.

    I've got a similar screenshot, too, even before reading this thread :) 



  • Quick, somebody lock that thread, so it maintains its 1337ness forever!



  • @PSWorx said:

    Heh, nice.

    I have an idea. Couldn't we celebrate this honurable moment by concentrating all flaming and trolling on this thread and keeping the rest of the forum free? Because the amount of flames has increased enough to get annoying during the past weeks.

     

     thats fucking genius

     

     you win.

     

    OH WAIT YOU DONT. 

    :)



  • @PSWorx said:

    Heh, nice.

    I have an idea. Couldn't we celebrate this honurable moment by concentrating all flaming and trolling on this thread and keeping the rest of the forum free? Because the amount of flames has increased enough to get annoying during the past weeks.

    What a stupid idea.  You and everyone you love should die for thinking of something so stupid.

    </troll> 

    P.S. Did it work?  are the other threads becoming less flame-y?  BTW I agree about the increasing flaminess of threads.  



  • I feel that TDWTF is straing from the main idea...

    Like the thread about the upgrading to java 1.1.6 was a true WTF, the guy never learns. But often its just a mistake, we all make em.

    Now if I made a mistake, been corrected, made it again, corrected again, wrote an article about how I'm right, posted here about the WTF of my co-workers, and got flamed... I would have to expect it.



  • @Lysis said:

    Oh yeah...go go mr desktop troll. 1337 baybeeeee.

    Har har! Oh geez! I laughed so hard that I pissed myself! Oh, you are so clever.

    </sarcasm>

    Seriously, grow up already. Your juvenile trolling is, well.. juvenile.



  • @AbbydonKrafts said:

    @Lysis said:

    Oh yeah...go go mr desktop troll. 1337 baybeeeee.

    Har har! Oh geez! I laughed so hard that I pissed myself! Oh, you are so clever.

     

    Seriously, grow up already. Your juvenile trolling is, well.. juvenile.

     

     

    You sir have taught me the way to maturityness poasts. 



  • plz send me teh codes. 



  • @Albatross said:

    plz send me teh codes. 

     

    Me2 I have deadline two weeks plz send teh codes to me. What is email?



  • @PSWorx said:

    Heh, nice.

    I have an idea. Couldn't we celebrate this honurable moment by concentrating all flaming and trolling on this thread and keeping the rest of the forum free? Because the amount of flames has increased enough to get annoying during the past weeks.

    TRWTF is you, your mother, your avatar, and this thread.




    And this post. :P



  • @belgariontheking said:

    What a stupid idea.  You and everyone you love should die for thinking of something so stupid.

    Did you just insult me, you son of a ... pink ... fluffy ... thing? Your entire town shall burn down to ashes for this! No, your entire continent! No, your ENTIRE PLANET!

    ... wait ...

     



  • YOU ALL SUCK DICK



  • @Spectre said:

    YOU ALL SUCK DICK
     

     

    MasterAsshatPlan resembles that comment. 



  • @Lysis said:

    @Spectre said:

    YOU ALL SUCK DICK
     

     

    MasterAsshatPlan resembles that comment. 

     

    You lie sis! 



  • @KattMan said:

    @Lysis said:

    @Spectre said:

    YOU ALL SUCK DICK
     

     

    MasterAsshatPlan resembles that comment. 

     

    You lie sis! 

     

     

    Hehe. At least you know how to pronounce it.  IT people are so stuck in their little Star Trek world that they don't know much else. 



  • @Lysis said:

    @KattMan said:

    @Lysis said:

    @Spectre said:

    YOU ALL SUCK DICK
     

     

    MasterAsshatPlan resembles that comment. 

     

    You lie sis! 

     

     

    Hehe. At least you know how to pronounce it.  IT people are so stuck in their little Star Trek world that they don't know much else. 

     I resent that comment SIR!  Cap'n PIcard is 1337 haxor. LOL

     PS: seriously though it would be nice to have all flaming contained in this read.



  • 1300+ replies to a mediocre troll?

    Congratulations, TDWTF. You just gave him the only screaming orgasm he'll ever have.



  • @sootzoo said:

    1300+ replies to a mediocre troll?

    Congratulations, TDWTF. You just gave him the only screaming orgasm he'll ever have.

     

    Mediocre?! SpectateSwamp may not be the King of Trolls, but he is definitely royalty.  His "desktop search engine" is 10k lines of WTF, but his greatest achievement is luring everyone into that thread and keeping the discussion open.  I dunno what it is about the guy, but everyone makes at least 1 attempt at pointing out all of the things he did wrong and tries to give him some tips on how to do things right.  There are like 20 people in that thread that are constantly challenging the guy because somehow they believe he's serious and that eventually they will "fix him."

    No, not mediocre.  Legendary. 



  • @Outlaw Programmer said:

    There are like 20 people in that thread that are constantly challenging the guy because somehow they believe he's serious and that eventually they will "fix him."
     

    Or at least we are doing it for fun... I would seriously hope no one actually thinks he will change...



  • @MasterPlanSoftware said:

    @Outlaw Programmer said:

    There are like 20 people in that thread that are constantly challenging the guy because somehow they believe he's serious and that eventually they will "fix him."
     

    Or at least we are doing it for fun... I would seriously hope no one actually thinks he will change...

    I figure noone will let him get the last word.  And he won't let us get the last word, so we'll have to hope his modem crashes and cuts him off from the internet. 



  • @belgariontheking said:

    I figure noone will let him get the last word.  And he won't let us get the last word, so we'll have to hope his modem crashes and cuts him off from the internet. 
     

    I find it quite entertaining at times. It kind of fills the void between front page posts.



  • @belgariontheking said:

    so we'll have to hope his modem crashes and cuts him off from the internet.

    My money is on the forum crashing before that ever happens.



  • SQL Server Out Of Memory error... only this time without any infinite loops..



  • @MasterPlanSoftware said:

    @belgariontheking said:

    I figure noone will let him get the last word.  And he won't let us get the last word, so we'll have to hope his modem crashes and cuts him off from the internet. 
     

    I find it quite entertaining at times. It kind of fills the void between front page posts.

     

     

    The forums have been better than the front page posts.  Lately, the "stories" seem fabricated and then there are the ones that just leave the reader hanging which is a writer's bozo no-no. 



  • @Outlaw Programmer said:

    Mediocre?! SpectateSwamp may not be the King of Trolls, but he is definitely royalty.  

    ... 

    No, not mediocre.  Legendary. 

     

     I think this calls for a forum troll battle of epic proportions.  Let's lock RichardNixon (was that his name?) TunnelRat and Spectate in a room to see who the Ultimate WTF Troll really is.



  • @Jetts said:

    I think this calls for a forum troll battle of epic proportions.  Let's lock RichardNixon (was that his name?) TunnelRat and Spectate in a room to see who the Ultimate WTF Troll really is.

    Now there's a blast from the past!  :)



  • @GalacticCowboy said:

    @Jetts said:

    I think this calls for a forum troll battle of epic proportions.  Let's lock RichardNixon (was that his name?) TunnelRat and Spectate in a room to see who the Ultimate WTF Troll really is.

    Now there's a blast from the past!  :)

     

    You're missing CPound and Gene Wirchenko (?). 



  • I don't see why CPound, RichardNixon and Gene Wirchenko were considered trolls, I can understand TR and SS, but not the other three. Would anyone care to explain why?



  • Oh this reminds me of the George Carlin skid on curse words.

    Fuck Cock Piss Shit Cocksucker Motherfucker Dick and im sure I am missing a few.... MasteAsshatPlan I LOVE it! Good one Spectre!!!!



  • It's, uh, "shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker and tits."

    Just FYI, I suppose.



  • @sootzoo said:

    It's, uh, "shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker and tits."

    Just FYI, I suppose.

    From the "absolute geek" department: 

    To which George later added fart, turd, and twat.  Twat is an interesting word for female genitialia.  In a Disney movie, someone can say "We're going to snatch a pussy and put it in a box," but the twat stands alone.

    Anyways, that collection of ten words was the entire lyrics for a song by Blink 182 (yeah, I know), with the addition of "I fucked your mom."  That song is actually how I remember the seven (ten) words you can't say on TV.  



  •  I see you gais are getting him up to almost 2k posts. GG


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