Internet the security hardware the named after the Stephen King's killer the dog
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https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/don-t-get-hacked-get-cujo#/story
Has any project ever in the history of IndieGoGo been non-shit?
To connect CUJO to your network you need to have a wireless router or extender. If you have two wireless routers at home, connect CUJO with an Ethernet cable to the router that you want to protected.
Huh?
Does this thing, like, hack its way into your router config and set it up as a gateway device or something? (Note you don't put it between your modem and router, you just plug it in one of your empty router ports.) Or do you have to go in and re-configure every device on your network?
Also: on IndieGoGo where the product does not need to meet its goal to get the money-- why the fuck would 90 people donate $5 to get "eternal gratitude"? Why not just flush the $5 down the toilet?
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Poor-man's IDS? Only thing I can think of that would run aside devices not between. But I still have 4/5ths of a bottle of genuine Kentucky Bourbon to drink.
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that man has a hoodie, and it's using the matrix in his computer. he must be a hacker!
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He also appears to be computing from a prison cell, or perhaps a high school gym.
BTW I checked their website, it has no more detailed information about what the damned thing actually does.
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He also appears to be computing from a prison cell, or perhaps a high school gym.
I assumed it was his mom's basement.
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Cinderblocks in a basement? Nah, it's clearly a 1970s high school gym.
Either that or he's actually outside in the alley.
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Nah, it's clearly a 1970s high school gym.
Seems like they'd at least paint those. But actually, the pedophile and the girl in the other pictures are next to a cinder block wall. They just used a less green / harsh lighting.
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Seems like they'd at least paint those. But actually, the pedophile and the girl in the other pictures are next to a cinder block wall. They just used a less green / harsh lighting.
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Poor-man's IDS? Only thing I can think of that would run aside devices not between
Router-on-a-stick style? But you'd still have to configure your devices to use it as the gateway. Even if it has its own DHCP server to solve that problem you'd have to turn off the default one on your existing whatever. I can't see most users being able to do that.
Could you perform some fuckery like spoofing a NAK to DHCP servers that aren't you to force every device to use this one?
Edit: Easier method, just beat the real server to the punch! http://howdoesinternetwork.com/2011/spoofing-attack
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Does this thing, like, hack its way into your router config and set it up as a gateway device or something? (Note you don't put it between your modem and router, you just plug it in one of your empty router ports.)
What it does is take money from idiots who visit Indiegogo and believe that a random person on the internet can achieve something that dozens of other companies that have been working on the problem for decades have failed to.
You just make a list of things you don't like (for example: children being too loud, having to wake up early, running out of toilet paper, the meaninglessness of existence), claim that your electronic device can solve all of that, if you only had a little bit more money, and profit.
You can also write some technobabble that looks like an explanation of how it works, but it's entirely optional.
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He also appears to be computing from a prison cell, or perhaps a high school gym.
He's also asking for CTS if he spends much time hacking in that posture; his laptop is much too high for the chair he's sitting on.
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But actually, the pedophile and the girl in the other pictures are next to a cinder block wall. They just used a less green / harsh lighting.
Big budget for promotional photos. Couldn't spare the $25 for a roll of seamless background paper.
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You just make a list of things you don't like (for example: children being too loud, having to wake up early, running out of toilet paper, the meaninglessness of existence), claim that your electronic device can solve all of that, if you only had a little bit more money, and profit.
This is a good idea. I have a spare $10 for a wordpress site.
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The evil hacker is wearing a hoodie because he's CGI. It looks like his hands are from a witch in a movie, and his shorts are melded into his translucent leg.
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Looks like your standard firewall/antivirus in a separate device. You plug both your router and WAN into it. Nothing special.
Its one big thing (besides the Apple wannabe aesthetics) seems to be "cloud" support. That is, it sniffs your private shit and sends it up to the big daddy, so they can... "analyze"... it and create better protection. Their EULA will probably include the standard "and share with our trusted partners" clause smallprint, so nothing new here.
Oh, and it seems you'll have to pay extra for this pleasure, on the monthly basis.
When Microsoft fucks you in the ass, they at least have the good grace to do it for free.
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Ugh! They use two different widths of arrow when they don't need to!
Cannot unseeβ¦
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But the real question, is this worse than bad kerning?
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How is this:
A "scream cat?" It's obviously just a Roman soldier's helmet with wings attached. There is nothing even vaguely cat-like about that. Or scream-like.
Who makes these emote images and why are they so awful at it?
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I'd ask Jeff but I don't want to get banned as well.
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Re. the topic title, is it necessary to specify the Stephen King's killer dog? Is there some other Stephen King who also has a killer dog?
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The person who wrote the title put the in the title.
The fuck you.
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FTFE
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How is this:
A "scream cat?"
It is because Discourse says so. It also thinks that
is a frown and 
has nothing to do with the famed purple cactus dildo, so what does it know. Discourse is dumber than a box of rocks, or at least its default selection of emoji areβ¦
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its default selection of emoji areβ¦
... selection is ...
It matters not that the object of the preposition defining the pool from which the selection is drawn is plural, the subject of the sentence (or clause, in this case) determines the form of the verb. The fact that the subject is a collective noun sometimes matters. If the sentence refers to the individuals within the collection, it should use the plural verb, but if it refers to the collection as a whole, it should use the singular. (US and UK usage varies somewhat here, with UK more likely to use the plural in contexts referring to, e.g., a company or a team.) Selection is a collective noun, but there is only one collection, and the sentence refers to a property of the group rather than the individual components of the group; therefore, it takes the singular verb.
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It also thinks that
is a frownwhile it clearly shows off a dirty sanchez ...
It can not be unseen!
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while it clearly shows off a dirty sanchez ...
It can not be unseen!
I refer to that emoji as the "Wrong Hole" emoji.
has nothing to do with the famed purple cactus dildo,That one just makes me think of:
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selection is
As I wrote that post, I realised that I was far too tired to work out the grammar. I took that as a
to 
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Ok but the third one is a Roman helmet, with those cheek protector flaps and that metal attachment point at the top you put the horse hair in.
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That's enough, you.
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? I thought that was a fuse blowing...
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If it was a fuse blowing, why would the mouse over read "magnets_having_sex"?
CHECK AND MATE, SUCKER!
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It was under my understanding that undermining the title text was underhandedly easy to do.
No mating to see here!
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Also: on IndieGoGo where the product does not need to meet its goal to get the money-- why the fuck would 90 people donate $5 to get "eternal gratitude"? Why not just flush the $5 down the toilet?
Didn't we have a recent discussion about the decoy effect? Maybe they see it as a better alternative to @Lorne_Kates's offer.Cat screaming:
Hey, I think I can see it now! Just pretend that there's actually a missing line across the top that should be connecting the three parts together, and then the gaps become its eyes (which apparently are solid white for some reason), the black dot is its nose, and the larger black part is the mouth.Now how do I unsee it?
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I checked their website, it has no more detailed information about what the damned thing actually does.
You seem to be assuming that it actually does something, and is not just some kind of IT flavored snake oil.
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Magnets having sex, how do they work?
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I believe that @blakeyrat is the expert on this one.
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Magnets having sex, how do they work?
There's a lot of repulsion involved.
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Didn't we have a recent discussion about the decoy effect? Maybe they see it as a better alternative to @Lorne_Kates's offer.
At least I'm honest about what I'm delivering.
https://www.gofundme.com/hugyou
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Yeah yeah some crap scareware. [reads site]. Oh fuck oh fuck they actually raised money for that thing? There are people who pay money for this?
Well when you're so irrational you pay for antivirus paying for that thing seems legit. And it might just be better because it's harder to circumvent. People can't fuck with it like they fuck with their systems. Just make sure to install the extra Cujo SSL root cert on all your systems so it can inspect your web traffic. Now you're totally safe.
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It has two ethernet ports, btw.
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AND IT HAS SECURITY ENCRYPTION! Who wouldn't want SECURITY ENCRYPTION??
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@DogsB said:
There's a lot of repulsion involved.
The transphobia thread is
Y'all should read through that thread. I've got plenty of good jokes there. It's totally worth wading through 700+ pages of walltext posts.
Filed under: Fuck you. Give me likes.
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It's been a week and the Cujo ads are still following me around at work
I should restart the browser at some point. Wait? Am I restarting my browser because the ads are annoying? I'm doing it wrong! There is an appdon for this! Addblocker now installed. There, didn't even need a restart.
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You just broke @blakeyrat's heart.
That's preferable to me having a heart attack caused by ads. And he started it. If I didn't know what Cujo was I would not be disturbed by their ads.
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