What the fork, Java?
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Instead of updating Java, Java update scheduler decided to forkbomb my computer with Java Web Start processes...
note: not shown is when there were ~8000 processes. My computer was having a hard time taking and saving screenshots at that point. Eventually dwm.exe crashed and everything went scary.
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My computer was having a hard time taking and saving screenshots at that point.
?!?. Do you not have a camera in your phone? Is your computer not on a wooden table?
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@Lorne_Kates said:
Do you not have a camera in your phone?
Next time someone asks for a screenshot of something, I'll take it using my dhromebook's webcam.
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Personally, since the last Java upgrade, the Java updater just outright crashes when I reboot my computer.
Granted, I only have it installed on my work PC because one of our apps has an applet... otherwise, I'd only need the JDK and wouldn't even need to keep that up to date unless we change the version of Java our webapp uses (it's currently set to Java 6 in our build files).
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https://twitter.com/sadserver/status/640993758490660864
The name itself is an intentional misnomer, as the button does not boost the speed; engaging it slows the system down to a state compatible with original 8088 chips.
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dhromebook's webcam
as long as you make sure the is a wooden table visible it should work
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My desk is wooden and the wall behind my monitor is wooden, so that shouldn't be too hard.
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sticking strictly to the rules it should only be a wooden table, a wooden back drop might be a bit over the top
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I loved those PCs where the turbo switch was right next to the power switch. If you were lucky the switch was of the type that did not activate until you took your finger off of it. You at least had a chance to save stuff whilst your finger was pushing hard enough to exit the rear of the PC. If the fates really wanted to stuff things for you, you would have been using you "dominant" hand on the power switch.
Oh fun days....
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I loved those PCs where the turbo switch was right next to the power switch. If you were lucky the switch was of the type that did not activate until you took your finger off of it. You at least had a chance to save stuff whilst your finger was pushing hard enough to exit the rear of the PC.
I remember scenarios like that.
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Next time someone asks for a screenshot of something, I'll take it using my dhromebook's webcam.
Send a screenshot of your dromebook's desktop.
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Yeah but is your Real Doll wooden?
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Yeah but is your Real Doll wooden?
Put some rat ears on it and call it Lady Splinter.
Filed under: This joke works on many levels.
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Enough with this one, it's more correct than the logical fallacy name anyways.
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sticking strictly to the rules it should only be a wooden table, a wooden back drop might be a bit over the top
What is this "over the top" of which you speak?
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A wooden ceiling
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