Check out the size of my github repo, baby...
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https://www.reddit.com/r/offmychest/comments/3iy2zw/i_am_very_much_attracted_to_good_programmers/
Throwaway because this is too weird.
Ever since I was young, I've always been attracted to smart people. Most of my friends agree with me, they all want a partner with whom they can hold smart conversations or have intelectual discussions. However, philosophy, politics, and literature do nothing for me. In fact, I can't stand guys who want to talk about these things. Instead, I'm very much attracted to the logical-mathematical type. I love programmers.
I am a software engineer myself and whenever someone comes up with a clever solution to a problem, I can't help getting wet. I'm fortunate enough to have a very good developer as a boyfriend. He knows about my fetish, but he's not so comfortable with it. I find myself masturbating to his github repositories or stackoverflow answers. That is like porn to me.
I have googled this kind of attraction but so far I haven't found anyone with this fetish. It doesn't bother me to have it but I just wish I could talk to more people like me.
There, I said it.
Where the fuck are these girls in RL? All the ones I met weren't impressed at all by my SO account. I guess I just need more badges...
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I've always been attracted to smart people.
I find myself masturbating to his [...] stackoverflow answers.
All the ones I met weren't impressed at all by my SO account
Seems like your SO-answers just suck, dude.
Filed Under: I am smart enough to not even have a SO-account. Where are the (hot) girls finding that attractive, huh?
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I guess I just need more badges...
"What do you mean 'you want a funny guy', honey? I have 150 Mediocre Poster and 4 Passable Poster badges!"
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Where the fuck are these girls in RL?
You really believe a female wrote that? This is reddit, FFS!
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Where the fuck are these girls in RL? All the ones I met weren't impressed at all by my SO account. I guess I just need more badges...
I bet she has a neckbearded and pimpled face, is morbidly obese, and is a guy with a small wiener that thinks of himself as a gal.
You see, gender dysphoria is quite commonplace on the internet, you can even witness it here, we've got a few users like that.
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You really believe a female wrote that? This is reddit, FFS!
I like to believe she's Jon Skeet's girlfriend.
Filed under: finally putting that massive e-peen to use
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I like to believe she's Jon Skeet's girlfriend.
Even more amusing when you consider the Urban Dictionary definition of "skeet skeet".
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Arnold Schwarzenegger is cumming! "Pumping Iron" – 01:06
— Kappytown007Do you ever wonder if all people who are good at one thing have a screwed-up psyche where that one thing happens to get them off?
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I don't have to!
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Yeah, not a real human at all.
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You got me, but don't tell anybody, okay? There's a whole lot of gray areas that could get opened up. You know what I mean. The electricity and all. Discretion, sometimes, is the wisest choice, to avoid some MAD outcome.
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These sentences may mean things. I assume they don't.
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Right on, right on, fellow cellsack. One hand washes the other, a nod is as good as a wink to a blind bat flying crossways to a headwind..
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Do you feel anything special if I tell you "Joshua"?
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I feel the set of associations I have with the name "Joshua", which is more special than that extant for a majority of other names, but, not to a degree that I would call so special as to be in itself special, given the existence of other names that have larger or more special sets of associations. So, yes and no.