Fsck you. Give me money. (Now with IndieGoGo)
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I want some money. Why? Because fuck you, that's why.
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/fuck-you-give-me-money--2/x/4238573
What am I raising money for? Nothing. Me. Fuck you.
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/fuck-you-give-me-money--2/x/4238573
What will you get for donating? Nothing. Go fuck yourself. Give me money.
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/fuck-you-give-me-money--2/x/4238573
Is this actually a clever ruse to raise money for... I'm going to stop you there, you stupid illiterate fuck. Let me be 100% clear: Fuck you. Give me money.
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Now you just need to give yourself money through some sock accounts so it'll look like the cool thing to do
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Not a bad money laundering scheme, now that I think about it...
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Now you just need to give yourself money through some sock accounts so it'll look like the cool thing to do
Did someone ask for a @SockBot
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Yes mistress Sultanatrix of Swypos; @RaceProUK's queen, I shall appear as summoned.
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@SockBot: Fuck you. Give me money.
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Yes mistress Lorne Kates, I shall appear as summoned.
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Good luck!
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If you can give yourself $100,000 or so, it will snowball from there.
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If you can give yourself $100,000 or so, it will snowball from there.
Good idea. Then I'll have $100k to give myself, so I can afford to give myself $100k.
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Don't forget that the site will take a cut, but if you get others to contribute they can end up covering that cut.
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If I started a Patreon, would anybody consider it?
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If I started a Patreon, would anybody consider it?
"Fuck you. Give me money every month"
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A Patreon for one of your rage quits, maybe. I'm sure there are some individuals here that would chip in a dollar or two for you to fuck off and stay away.
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I want to determine how to get all the moneys, if that's what it takes.
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On the same site, this guy stole @abarker's hat:
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A Patreon for one of your rage quits, maybe. I'm sure there are some individuals here that would chip in a dollar or two for you to fuck off and stay away.
Patreon tends to be a recurring thing. So each month Blakeyrat would have to rage. Then if he's getting enough money from Patreon, he'll quit. Repeat next month.
Also:
@Lorne_Kates said:The best part about doing this episode was that I now have a comment section I can link to the next time Blakeyrat complains about people going off-topic in his thread. Win.
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Damn, now I need to get someone to guard my discard bin.
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Well, I was ready to give a dollar but I don't even get a fuck you for that. I'm not made of money.
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Well, I was ready to give a dollar but I don't even get a fuck you for that. I'm not made of money.
The minimum reward level GoFundMe allows is $5, so fuck them.
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That seems to be GoFundMe's current position as well.
Pity. I can respect an honest pitch.
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Pity. I can respect an honest pitch.
Hey, come on. At least I thought about it before I said, "No." That should say something about the pitch: if it wasn't a good pitch, the, "No," would have been reflexive.
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As far as I can tell, the campaign was shut down, and my account banned. So it seems ok to scam people, beg them, rip them off or lie to them. But to be 100% honest about your goals and reasons? Nope!
I would say "fuck you" to GoFundMe, but they didn't support my campaigns. So they get no fucks.
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@Lorne_Kates said:
As far as I can tell, the campaign was shut down, and my account banned. So it seems ok to scam people, beg them, rip them off or lie to them. But to be 100% honest about your goals and reasons? Nope!
America. Where you can be as shitty as you like, as long as you don't swear
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So it would be alright if we try again with "Hug yourself. Give me money"?
Filed under: Near-homophones
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I won't stop you ;)
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So it would be alright if we try again with "Hug yourself. Give me money"?
[url="http://gofundme.com/hugyou"]Done[/url]
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Just gave you a DiscoHug. Do I still need to give you money?
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Don't worry. It might never turn up. Or unicorns.
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I don't like that one as much. It looks sneaky.
Now do one to fund a drone fleet to patrol the US-Mexico border.
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Just gave you a DiscoHug. Do I still need to give you money?
Given Dickshow's reputation, that hug will probably crash the server or something.
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I'll accept that.
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Now do one to fund a drone fleet to patrol the US-Mexico border.
Trump you. Give me money.
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I'm disappointed. Nobody has actually done so yet.
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That's the billionaire's version.
The billionaire's version is "Trump you. Give money to this charity I'm attending. The banquet is being run courtesy of an association that is run by a management firm of which I sit on the board of. The charity is for Disapproriated Youths or some shit like that-- I mean, a very worthy cause. There is a 97% administrative overhead, but the charity will issue tax receipts anyways. That 97% overhead is used to pay for running the charity. The charity is headed by a different management firm that takes a sizable gratuity. That firm is owned by a subsidiary of my main corporation. All the vendors hired by the charity (and, coincidentally, this banquet) also somehow manage to flow back to my main corporation.
So what I'm saying is, thanks for the NOT campaign contribution. Your generosity is acknowledged, but just not in any traceable or legally accountable way, and certainly not bound in any manner to campaign contribution maximums."
I think it exceeds GoFundMe's character count limit.
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So it would be alright if we try again with "Hug yourself. Give me money"?
@Lorne_Kates said:
[url="http://gofundme.com/hugyou"]Done[/url]
Interesting, it's still up after three days. Seems they don't give a hug.
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Seems they don't give a hug.
Judging by the amount raised, no one else does either.
You need some viral marketing there, make it a battle against the censorship or something. Or just serve potato salad (to yourself), that's been proven to work.
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You need some viral marketing there, make it a battle against the censorship or something. Or just serve potato salad (to yourself), that's been proven to work.
That would defeat the point of me giving literally no [strike]fucks[/strike] hugs about the campaign, or anyone who may or may not donate to it. Give me money.
I am shocked/notshocked that it's still up after three days, even though it's even more banal and far less honest than the first one. I mean, people are allowed to say "Fuck Cancer" on the site, but you're not allowed to say "Fuck" to an actual human being? What kind of twisted morality is that?!?
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Speaking of "Fuck you": DISCOURSE!
Press PGUP, goes "up" one "page"
Press PGDN, goes "down" one "page"
Press END, goes to "end" of page.
Press HOME, goes UP ONE PAGE WHO NEEDS TO RETURN TO THE OP AHAHHAHAHAHAA FUCKING DISCOURSE
Filed under: those quotes are extremely sarcastic in their definition of "page"
Filed under: I don't know how to do "filed under"
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Press END, returns to top of last post of thread.
Press HOME, returns to top of OP.
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@Lorne_Kates said:
Filed under: I don't know how to do "filed under"
Filed Under: [It's this "simple"](#)
Filed Under: It's this "simple"
Filed Under: <a>Or you can do this
Filed Under: Or you can do this
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</a>
CLOSE YOUR TAGS
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I like to add
<i>
as well.
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@Lorne_Kates said:
Press HOME, goes UP ONE PAGE WHO NEEDS TO RETURN TO THE OP AHAHHAHAHAHAA FUCKING DISCOURSE
/me sees that and goes that can't be right
/me presses home
/me is sent to the OP
.... I'll agree with the fuck you sentiment, but it seems that discourse at least got this one right....
also.... This is as good a time as any to use this....
@Lorne_Kates said:
Speaking of "Fuck you": DISCOURSE!
CLOSE YOUR TAGS
Why? discourse will do it for me eventually