Ongoing: guy robs a bank while live-blogging about it on 4chan
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This is still ongoing. I might even actually drop on 4chan itself, to see if the idiot will get arrested.
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Wow. Just...wow.
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there is no headdesk nor facepalm sufficient for that one.
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Not even this?
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a fine effor, but still not enough.
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*toddles off to GIS*
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It's okay. He'll get the note back from the teller.
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When a couple of local dickheads got busted for a recent burglary after Facebooking pictures showing them posing with the exceedingly rare brand of Scotch they'd stolen, I remarked to my neighbour - a policeman - that criminals being as brain-dead as that has got to make his job at least a little less hard. He agreed.
But this, now. This is some next-level shit.
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It's 4chan, it's all lies.
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Man in Gator hat robs Westside Jacksonville bank
Police are investigating the robbery of a Fifth Third Bank on 103rd Street on Thursday afternoon.
Maybe, maybe not. The timeline seems to line up.
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So, next up: follow bank robbers live via patreon. Only $5 a month for real time updates directly from where it's going down!
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Only $5 a month for real time updates directly from where it's going down!
And $5 gets allotted in the FBI budget.
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At a certain patreon-goal the people donating should be able to vote on what bank to hit next!
Filed Under: I know now why nobody asks programmers for business ideas!
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Poor guy just thought robbing a bank would be an easy thing with no consequences.
It's an easy mistake to make, right?
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For a basement dwelling 4chan moron, probably.
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And $5 gets allotted in the FBI budget.
A guaranteed subscriber then? Beats most other patreon-related ideas I've heard about...
