A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of small minds

Angstrom

The functions you're about to see have been anonymized. Only the quirks remain.

CREATE FUNCTION firstDude (VARCHAR, VARCHAR)
RETURNS VARCHAR
AS $$
  SELECT $1;
$$ LANGUAGE SQL;

CREATE FUNCTION seconddude (VARCHAR, VARCHAR)
RETURNS VARCHAR
AS $$
  SELECT $2;
$$ LANGUAGE SQL;

dhromed

Dude.

impslayer

<-- Third dude.

Oscar_L

Sweet

John_YaYa

@dhromed said:

Dude.

SWEET! What's mine say?!

dhromed

Okay, lemme see.

"No soup for you!"

There ya go.

Steeldragon

<Html>"Okay, lemme see.

"No soup for you!"

There ya go."
LOL :DD </Html>