WTF Spam!
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How about this for spam - it got through our spam filter, but I read it and thought, WTF!
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Date: Sat, 24 Nov 2007 11:36:27 +0300
Subject: 1
Black market is online again !
1. Heroin, in liquid and crystal form.
2. Rocket fuel and Tomohawk rockets (serious enquiries only).
3. Other rockets (Air-to-Air), orders in batches of 10.
4. New shipment of cocaine has arrived, buy 9 grams and get 10th for free.
5. We also offer gay-slaves for sale, we offer only such service on the NET,
you can choose the one you like, then get straight to business.
6. Fake currencies, such as Euros and US dollars, prices would match competition.
7. Also, as always, we offer widest range of child pornography and exclusive lolita
galleries, to keep out clients busy.
Everyone is welcome, be it in States or any other place worldwide.
ATTENTION. Clearance offer. Buy 30 grams of heroin, get 5 free.
Prepay your batch of rockets (air-to-air) and recieve a portable rocket-lacuncher.
For security reasons, please email me if you want to get address of our online shop.
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Could this be for real? Some of it seems as if it could be real, but then 'prepay for your air-to-air rockets and get a free rocket launcher' seems a bit "WTF!" The 'clearance offer' on heroin seems a bit odd as well. Do drug dealers do clearance offers???
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You do realise that the only meaningful type of rocket launcher for an air-to-air missile - is a fighter plane!
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Looks like a social experiment to me...
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6. Fake currencies, such as Euros and US dollars, prices would match competition.
For me, that's the funniest. I wonder how much a US dollar costs...
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If they offer a really cheap delivery option for the rockets, don't take it.
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@pscs said:
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5. We also offer gay-slaves for sale, we offer only such service on the NET,
you can choose the one you like, then get straight to business.Am I the only one to consider that part funny?
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@GettinSadda said:
You do realise that the only meaningful type of rocket launcher for an air-to-air missile - is a fighter plane!
No, I hadn't noticed that... My eyes were reading air-to-air, but my brain was seeing 'surface-to-air'
I suppose some strong springs might count as well!
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@Zecc said:
6. Fake currencies, such as Euros and US dollars, prices would match competition.
For me, that's the funniest. I wonder how much a US dollar costs...
If you pay in Pound sterling, not a lot...
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@phelyan said:
@Zecc said:
6. Fake currencies, such as Euros and US dollars, prices would match competition.
For me, that's the funniest. I wonder how much a US dollar costs...
If you pay in Pound sterling, not a lot...
I'd expect fake money to cost less than the real thing in any case.
And yeah, the email is obviously a joke.
Though, any aircraft would be perfectly fine to launch an air-to-air missile. A hot-air balloon or Cessna would count just fine.
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Give me this guy's email address, stat! I'm running short of gay-slaves, err I mean Tomahawk rockets.
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I got this same email a couple of years ago.
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@phelyan said:
@Zecc said:
6. Fake currencies, such as Euros and US dollars, prices would match competition.
For me, that's the funniest. I wonder how much a US dollar costs...
If you pay in Pound sterling, not a lot...
Adjusting an old joke about Rusian Rubles:
Q: What is the exchange rate between dollar, pound, and euro?
A: One pound of dollars equals one euro.
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@pscs said:
Could this be for real?
Oh puh-lease. If you have to ask... well, really, if you have to ask, your brain must have been removed and replaced by cottage cheese! Most people use this thing called "common sense" to save themselves from asking such daft questions...
@pscs said:
Some of it seems as if it could be real, but then 'prepay for your air-to-air rockets and get a free rocket launcher' seems a bit "WTF!" The 'clearance offer' on heroin seems a bit odd as well. Do drug dealers *do* clearance offers???
Say, have you heard they're removing the word "gullible" from the dictionary?
[Hint: Try googling some of the phrases from the spam. This hoax has been in circulation for at least four years. It's a crude smear perpetrated by one gang of card-frauding script kiddies against another, rival group.]
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I bet it's just the CIA trying to fish out all those terrorists that frequent this site.
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Man, that's an oldie. It was originally an attempt to get darkprofits.com shut down.
http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/joejobs/darkprofits01.asp
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@m0ffx said:
Though, any aircraft would be perfectly fine to launch an air-to-air missile. A hot-air balloon or Cessna would count just fine.
How about using a surface-to-air missile to launch the air-to-air missile?
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@cconroy said:
@m0ffx said:
Though, any aircraft would be perfectly fine to launch an air-to-air missile. A hot-air balloon or Cessna would count just fine.
How about using a surface-to-air missile to launch the air-to-air missile?
Which then launches an air-to-ground missile :-P
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@m0ffx said:
@cconroy said:
@m0ffx said:
Though, any aircraft would be perfectly fine to launch an air-to-air missile. A hot-air balloon or Cessna would count just fine.
How about using a surface-to-air missile to launch the air-to-air missile?
Which then launches an air-to-ground missile :-P
While you were trying to connect all your missiles together, some men with bayonets came along and chopped you all up.
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@vt_mruhlin said:
I bet it's just the CIA trying to fish out all those terrorists that frequent this site.
yeah i can relate. one time i went fishing for terrorists and i baited my fish hook with a gay slave... i got lots of bites but i was never able to pull them up into the boat. the combined weight of a terrorist and a gay slave is really fucking heavy.
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@asuffield said:
@m0ffx said:
@cconroy said:
@m0ffx said:
Though, any aircraft would be perfectly fine to launch an air-to-air missile. A hot-air balloon or Cessna would count just fine.
How about using a surface-to-air missile to launch the air-to-air missile?
Which then launches an air-to-ground missile :-P
While you were trying to connect all your missiles together, some men with bayonets came along and chopped you all up.
You can pay them off with the fake Euro's and US dollars.
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This is funny, I was about to post a very similar Sidebar WTF. My favorite spam mail was "How one can become a terrorist?", which I received via the tramp-devel mailing list three years ago:
@jun@wide.ad.jp said:
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RBK-500U OAB-2.5PT loaded with fragmentation submunitions
RBK-500U BETAB-M loaded with concrete-piercing submunitions-Not in
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Main-purpose unguided aircraft rockets
S-8 unguided aircraft rockets
S-8KOM
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S-13 unguided aircraft rockets
S-13, S-13T, S-13-OF, S-13D, S-13DF
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@Bulb I’m kinda sad at the number of names of people in threads like this who aren’t still here, you know?
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@Arantor Like @Guest in this post: https://what.thedailywtf.com/post/61646
You can't even click the username to see their profile.
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What kind of person would ever want to "need protection"?
...oh.
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I just mentioned the Chinese Illuminati and I promptly got an invitation to join them:
From: The illuminati <seguridad.galicia1@fesmcugt.org>
Subject: Join the illuminati!!.I would rather join the Illumi-naughty.
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@Gern_Blaanston said in WTF Spam!:
I just mentioned the Chinese Illuminati and I promptly got an invitation to join them:
From: The illuminati <seguridad.galicia1@fesmcugt.org>
Subject: Join the illuminati!!.I would rather join the Illumi-naughty.
You... don't want to go that route, friend.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in WTF Spam!:
@Gern_Blaanston said in WTF Spam!:
I just mentioned the Chinese Illuminati and I promptly got an invitation to join them:
From: The illuminati <seguridad.galicia1@fesmcugt.org>
Subject: Join the illuminati!!.I would rather join the Illumi-naughty.
You... don't want to go that route, friend.
Instead, go for this version
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@Bulb I’m kinda sad at the number of names of people in threads like this who aren’t still here, you know?
We're a hive of scum an villainy, slowly bleeding dry. We could use new blood but we tend to be too hostile to them.
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