Google Referrals WTF



  • @Random832 said:

    @TunnelRat said:
    [I don't quote TunnelRat]

    I actually heard (I think it was on the xkcd forums) that the reason is that the designers (straight, gay, or otherwise) would prefer a model who is not attractive (i.e. does not attract attention) at all, but rather functions as a mobile clothes-rack. If you're looking at the model's body, you're not looking at what she is wearing.

    So you mean, the big dream of life of many girls is to become a display dummy?



  • @PSWorx said:

    @Random832 said:
    @TunnelRat said:
    [I don't quote TunnelRat]

    I actually heard (I think it was on the xkcd forums) that the reason is that the designers (straight, gay, or otherwise) would prefer a model who is not attractive (i.e. does not attract attention) at all, but rather functions as a mobile clothes-rack. If you're looking at the model's body, you're not looking at what she is wearing.

    So you mean, the big dream of life of many girls is to become a display dummy?

    That's frighteningly close to the truth, sadly.




  • You know, this could have been a really entertaining thread where people posted the weird search terms from their logs but some people decided it would be more fun as their own personal bitchfest.



  • @Cap'n Steve said:

    You know, this could have been a really entertaining thread where people posted the weird search terms from their logs but some people decided it would be more fun as their own personal bitchfest.

     Agreed.  There were some cool posts about odd Google search referrals.  The rest was a lot of "how dare you post on this site?  Don't you know that this is our own insular playground, and we don't like outsiders.  Kinda like ' you ain't from around here, are ya'?"

    ;-) 



  • @TunnelRat said:

    @Cap'n Steve said:

    You know, this could have been a really entertaining thread where people posted the weird search terms from their logs but some people decided it would be more fun as their own personal bitchfest.

     Agreed.  There were some cool posts about odd Google search referrals.  The rest was a lot of "how dare you post on this site?  Don't you know that this is our own insular playground, and we don't like outsiders.  Kinda like ' you ain't from around here, are ya'?"

    ;-) 

    I think your initial tendency to re-post your blog entries in full here, while also posting them to your blog, did about as much to endear you to us as the (putting it mildly) political incorrectness did.

    Incidentally, you've posted about your google ads before, and this is the same issue - if you're going to use foul language (NTTAWWT) on your blog, you're probably going to get ads for porn, and get people coming to the site searching for porn. 



  • Yeah, the mods took care of that blog thing after a bunch of whining.   And the refusal of this community to embrace me is really tormenting me. 

    So much so that I am thinking about renouncing my old ways, maybe even having sex with a homosexual member of an oppressed minority to cure me of my homophobia, and I will also start sitting down to urinate, and suppporting Obama, and taking nothing but public transportation, and swearing off products made from anything but hemp.  Anything, just anything for me to be loved by this crowd. 

    Plus, I signed up for this cool class at the local jc called Gender, Race, Class and Colonialism, which is supposed to explain "how concepts of gender and race produced in colonial contexts also influenced the meanings of gender and race in the metropole."

    After that class, I will immerse myself in weeks of sensitivity training and reprogramming.  Only then will I return to this refined arena of enlightened discourse.

    BTW, the real WTF is that people have been trying to explain to me in excruciating technical detail why I get ads for porn, as if I didn't understand Google.  Thanks for the help folks, I was really confused about that.



  • @TunnelRat said:

    I am really confused

    We know 



  • @TunnelRat said:

    ple have been trying to explain to me in excruciating technical detail why I get ads for porn, as if I didn't understand Google.  Thanks for the help folks, I was really confused about that.

     

    If you understand it, how is it a WTF/why post it as such?  I thought you only contributed compelling, interesting posts.  If you knew the answer and we knew the answer, it's neither a WTF nor a compelling, interesting post.

    FAIL.
     



  • @TunnelRat said:

    Yeah, the mods took care of that blog thing after a bunch of whining.

    There is no connection between the whining and me taking care of the blog thing. It wasn't even the content. In short, I consider that kind of non-original post nothing but spam.



  • As you should of.  Well done!

    Now, if you could just keep my mother-in-law from setting up all these online identities to flame my WTFs...

    ;-)



  • @TunnelRat said:

    As you should of.  Well done!

    Now, if you could just keep my mother-in-law from setting up all these online identities to flame my WTFs...

    ;-)

    Hey, you know what's less funny than your stupid mother-in-law joke?  Beating said joke like you would a homosexual minority from a blue state.

    ;-) 



  • That's it!  I've had enough!  I am putting all of you on Ignore!

    Just as soon as I can find that Ignore button...



  • @TunnelRat said:

    That's it!  I've had enough!  I am putting all of you on Ignore!

    Just as soon as I can find that Ignore button...

    It's that X in the top right corner of the window.  Click it and never look back!


  • Discourse touched me in a no-no place

    @TunnelRat said:

    But seriously, what is with all those fashion models that look like 12-yr old boys? 

    ;-) 

    Smiley notwithstanding, I don't think they look like 12-yr old boys. I'm intregued as to why you think they do.


  • TR is probably just laughing his proverbially ass off by now.
    At least I can't imagine that a single person can really be so sad that it forges a link so a lively topic shows up as one with no posts. (And I even fell for it ><)

    So yeah, how about we vote? If enough people find him entertaining, let's keep him as TDWTF's pet troll, otherwise ban him.



  • Or else we could just stop discussing him in the threads he starts, and let his threads wither and die. He is only doing this for the replies, it is obvious anyone paying him attention (good or bad) gets him off... 

    Honestly, even if my sidebar post got NO replies at all, like he is trying to say, I wouldn't have been upset or concerned. I don't have the massive ego he has where if no one pays attention to me I will be crushed.

    Let it go, ignore the troll, the problem will take care of itself... 



  • As a follow-up to my last post, someone has come to my website in the last 24 hours who were searching for "stripping girls". (I love search engines... I think they managed to find a page where I talked about 'stripping wallpaper' and mentioned the word 'girls').

    Like someone else already pointed out, I'm in the wrong business... I'm going to convert my website to one with lots of stripping girls, with the odd badger thrown in... um... I'll fetch me coat...
     



  • @PSWorx said:

    TR is probably just laughing his proverbially ass off by now.
    At least I can't imagine that a single person can really be so sad that it forges a link so a lively topic shows up as one with no posts. (And I even fell for it ><)

    So yeah, how about we vote? If enough people find him entertaining, let's keep him as TDWTF's pet troll, otherwise ban him.

    Oops, I just realized that PSWorx is correct.  In my haste to counter-flame Master, I indicated that he/she/person-of-unkown-gender writes posts don't get read.  My bad.

    Click Here To Automatically Lock Any New Posts From Tunnel Rat



  • @TunnelRat said:

    @PSWorx said:

    TR is probably just laughing his proverbially ass off by now.
    At least I can't imagine that a single person can really be so sad that it forges a link so a lively topic shows up as one with no posts. (And I even fell for it ><)

    So yeah, how about we vote? If enough people find him entertaining, let's keep him as TDWTF's pet troll, otherwise ban him.

    Oops, I just realized that PSWorx is correct.  In my haste to counter-flame Master, I indicated that he/she/person-of-unkown-gender writes posts don't get read.  My bad.

    Click Here To Automatically Lock Any New Posts From Tunnel Rat

    I can't seem to get your link to work.  Must be some Javascript error... 



  • Actually, this reminds me of the time a few years ago when I used to spoof my referer as a google search for "nasty midget bukkake porn" or something like that.


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