Earth Day Google Quiz thing
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Basically it tries to work out which animal you are. Obviously, in my case, I already know, but I figure I'd see what Google thinks.
It was OK until I got to this question:
None of those apply to me…Anyway, I just picked one, finished the quiz… and got Komodo Dragon
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You're a pangolin!
The practical sort, you know just when to curl up into a ball to thwart predators.
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Anyway, I just picked one, finished the quiz… and got Komodo Dragon
Time to change your avatar?
Filed Under: Google knows!
Addendum: Here, you just need to get them hatted: http://www.clipartpanda.com/categories/komodo-dragon-clip-art-free
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I'm a giant squid, apparently.
No.. not really...
Oh well, time to go back to reality...
EDIT: No comment of any kind from @RaceProUK after reading my post, presumably... Did I finally manage to whoosh her? Or just not funny enough?
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I took the test to, and...
Well, this is embarrassing.
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Time to change your avatar?
Today is Avatar Change Day, but I already have my next one selected
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Me too!
Anime girls, beware!
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You're a pangolin!
Thanks, you've saved me the trouble of translating.The practical sort, you know just when to curl up into a ball to thwart predators.
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Hey, we're pangolin buddies!
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You're a giant squid!
You can achieve anything to which you put your mind and/or your massive tentacles.
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Is that your reaction, or her reaction?
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I redid the test with my second choices and I'm a giant squid.
I think a giant pangolin-squid hybrid would be nothing short of awesome.
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Dude, are you coming on to me?
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Thanks, you've saved me the trouble of translating.
The secret someone revealed to me here, while google.com will revert to your regional version, google.co.uk won't. Just FYI.
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Why is Google doing the sort of shit that spams my Facebook front page? Thanks Google and fuck you too.
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They're trying to either DDOS Facebook so people get annoyed by frequent outages and switch to G+, or social-engineer people to switch by spamming their dashboards with things they don't give a shit about.
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You can achieve anything to which you put your mind and/or your massive tentacles.
i've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
/me runs away
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It was OK until I got to this question:
I was OK till i took it a couple times to figure out the pattern in the filenames....
there's no
or 
in the options!that's speciesist!
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i know!
whatever happened to "don't be evil"?
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No duck billed platypus either, which is a much better animal than foxes or hedgehogs.
I'm a giant squid btw
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No duck billed platypus either, which is a much better animal than foxes or hedgehogs.
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For those who are not in the know (I was not until I accidentally found it), the quiz is on Google.com which is not my homepage.
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Woolly Mammoth:
Sounds about right.
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You're a pangolin!
Ain't nobody a pangolin but me.
Actually... does anybody on this forum of baby infant newcomers even get that? Ben L will at least.
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Actually... does anybody on this forum of baby infant newcomers even get that? Ben L will at least.
I remember the pangolin...
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Mantis shrimp.
You're a mantis shrimp!
Mysterious and beautiful, you’re not afraid to use your powerful claws to attack, stun, and dismember prey.Somehow, I feel like I won.
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i do like seafood.
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whatever happened to "don't be evil"?
Why is Google Toolbar bundled with everything?
Why do many standard software tools (such as Skype or Acrobat Reader) offer to install Google Toolbar upon installation?
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I must have answered more honestly than I thought.
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What do you look for in a partner?
Um... holes, I guess.
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So long as they're in the right place :)
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So long as they're in the right place
What a strange preference.
I'm usually more worried about texture, moisture and warmth. Running a large drill bit through the back of the skull gets the best results. The back is where the vision center is, so it also makes them blind, lol.
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Actually... does anybody on this forum of baby infant newcomers even get that? Ben L will at least.
It was only a couple of years ago, wasn't it, that you stopped using the pangolin? Before that I thought you'd used it for 3-4 years or so.
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It's still on the sidebar of my Twitter page, because lazy.
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fox, obviously.
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This sidebar? The bleeping one? Or did you change it just in case anyone went to look?
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Oh I dunno, I see it on my sidebar, maybe twooter changed how it works. Whatever.
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Woolly mammoth, or giant squid with some alternate choices.
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<shrug...>
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Ben L will at least.
http://what.thedailywtf.com/t/the-thread-of/1000/40469?u=ben_lubar
http://what.thedailywtf.com/t/the-thread-of/1000/40472?u=ben_lubarWTF discourse why is the spacing like that (view raw)
<original joke before Discourse fucked everything up: "will (past tense)">
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> Woolly Mammoth:
No wonder you want everyone off your lawn.
Have you ever seen the size of a pile of woolly mammoth turds? Nothing wrong with giving the kids a friendly heads-up, in my book.
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No duck billed platypus either, which is a much better animal than foxes or hedgehogs.
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> No duck billed platypus either, which is a much better animal than foxes or hedgehogs.
SHOTS FIRED
...the severe pain was persistent and did not respond to morphine.
In 1991, Keith Payne, a former member of the Australian Army and recipient of the Victoria Cross (Australia's highest award for valour) was struck on the hand by a platypus spur, while trying to rescue the stranded animal. He described the pain as worse than being struck by shrapnel. One month later he was still experiencing pain in that hand. In 2006, Payne reported discomfort and stiffness when carrying out some physical activities, such as using a hammer.
Earth Day 2015 Doodle - Google Doodles
Platypus venom - Wikipedia
