I'll buy you a few sandwiches, that's more than enough
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Dear Joshua,
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Hello @cartman82, I am your friend.
Please give me all your money. I am also a nigerian prince. Give me all your money. I will maybe give you McDonalds coupons in return (if I find any).Filed Under: I am a friend, so don't resist!
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Wow. And I thought some of the offers I've turned down were bad.. o.O
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I will maybe give you McDonalds coupons in return (if I find any).
Funny that you say that. You see, I just inherited a McDonalds branch in Kenya. However, due to legal difficulties, I cannot start the business and start making money. If you could give me $10.000 (TENTHOUSAND AMREICAN DOLLORS) to start the business, I promise you all the coupons you could ever wish for friend.
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I promise you all the coupons you could ever wish for friend.
This is stupid! Why are the coupons for my friend and not for me?
It seems to me, you need a better PR manager. Luckily for you, I can offer you my services for 1000$ (ONE THOUSAND AMERICAN DOLLARS) / hour ( ONE AMERICAN HOUR). With an investment like this, there will be no further problems in terms of PR.
the amount of hours payed per day are 24. I totally work that time even though it might not look like itFiled Under: Good deal!
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ONE AMERICAN HOUR
Imperial swine. I do no business with such like you.
payed
You from Kenya too?
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You from Kenya too?
I am also a nigerian prince
Filed Under: I learned from capitalist people
Also Filed Under: Okay, enough random derailing like this
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No, an american hour is equal to fifty minutes, BUT WAIT, if you act now in the next 30 seconds, I'll throw in TEN EXTRA MINUTES, that's a $99 value, ABSOLUTELY FREE!
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BUT WAIT, if you act now in the next 30 seconds, I'll throw in TEN EXTRA MINUTES, that's a $99 value, ABSOLUTELY FREE!
Can I get my money back if I'm not completely satisfied?
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ABSOLUTELY!*
* Subject to applicable laws and fees. Void where prohibited. See website for details.
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No, an american hour is equal to fifty minutes, BUT WAIT, if you act now in the next 30 seconds, I'll throw in TEN EXTRA MINUTES, that's a $99 value, ABSOLUTELY FREE!
What's the value in terms of sandwiches?
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No, an american hour is equal to fifty minutes, BUT WAIT, if you act now in the next 30 seconds, I'll throw in TEN EXTRA MINUTES, that's a $99 value, ABSOLUTELY FREE!
Shouldn't that be 59:55 for American hour and 59:59 for European hour?
Filed under: 59:57 if it's a special discount, So many edits, too much beer
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Dear sir. i am ure Brother. I am been stranded in South Africa for two weeks. Please to be sending GREEN DOT MONEY PAK so I can fly back home. I need $2300 USD to purchase a aeroplane ticket to come back home. Thank you in advance and ill see you soon <3
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An American Hour is approximately 35 minutes of worthwhile1 material and 25 minutes of advertisements.
1Debatable.
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I seem to recall a Dutch version of a US TV channel (likely discovery or national geographic) broadcasting 2 supposedly 1-hour programs per hour because of dutch limits on the amount of advertisements you're allowed to include.
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I thought it was around 40 minutes... although that does include things like credits.
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Could be. I had no trouble fitting Star Trek episodes into a 40 - 45-minute lunch break when the commercials, intro sequence, and credits were removed.
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As of 2008, the national average was 44 minutes per hour minus intro/credits or 47 minutes per hour including intro/credits. It's gone down a bit since then.
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LBP is a physics-based game right? Maybe he would be happy if you just threw together a quick Box2D demo.
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As of 2008, the national average was 44 minutes per hour minus intro/credits or 47 minutes per hour including intro/credits. It's gone down a bit since then.
Most of the DVDs of tv shows that I have seen run between 42 - 45 minutes per episode excluding intro/credits. *ie, more anecdotal evidence to back what appears to be a researched statistic.
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Obvious troll is obvious. Why pay $50 bucks when you can offer exposure, or experience? All you're doing is typing, anyone can do that.
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Nah, my evidence is anecdotal as well, just with a ridiculously larger pool. ;)
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40-42 minutes is pretty regular for a network show now. Shows like Mythbusters get down near the 30 minute mark when you trim all the "before/after the commercial" garbage.
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"before/after the commercial" garbage.
I can't stand that stuff! I mean I was there three minutes ago, you don't need to re-iterate! My memory isn't that short (yet)!
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Not to mention they announce the same stuff they will do "after the break" five times.
Because that only happens at the end of the episode. But they repeat it before every. Single. Break.
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when you trim all the "before/after the commercial" garbage.
My wife and I used to watch "The Biggest Loser". We'd DVR the 2 hour (yes, TWO HOURS) episodes and fast forward through all the precaps, recaps, and in-show commercials... we would condense the entire 2 hours down to less than 40 minutes that way.
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I mean I was there three minutes ago, you don't need to re-iterate!
That just means you are watching the shows wrong, the reason shows include that garbage (beyond stretching content) is because they expect to be on in the background while you cook dinner/do the laundry/etc.
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I can't stand that stuff! I mean I was there three minutes ago, you don't need to re-iterate! My memory isn't that short (yet)!
That's not for you. They think their target audience is people who channel-hop, so they feel they have to do constant recaps.
Yes, they don't care about people who sit through the whole thing.
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That's not for you. They think their target audience is people who channel-hop, so they feel they have to do constant recaps.
No, they don't care about any of the people. The recaps/precaps aren't targetted to anyone. They just know they can squeeze out 25 episodes instead of 12 of their reality show while paying people less than $100k a season to be embarrassed on national television, netting double the profits and paying fewer film editors because it's way easier to show the same scene 13 times in 7 different recap/precaps than the actually try to give a full hour long program of unique content.
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At least they're showing what will happen. Other shows seem fond of showing what definitely won't happen.
Case in point, Kitchen Nightmares:
Will Gordon finally give up? - No.
Will the relaunch be an absolute disaster? - No.
Will the family break apart? - Dammit, we're on sixth or so season by now, stop fucking around.
Is there nothing that can save the restaurant? - ARRRRRRGH.
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There was one episode where Gordon actually gave up.
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There was one episode where Gordon actually gave up.
Ah, Amy. Well, she was... special, certainly.
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The shows follow Betteridge's Law:
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To be fair, any question can be answered with 'No'. Doesn't make it the right answer, or even sensible, but you can.
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To be
fairpedantic, any question can be answered with 'No'. Doesn't make it the right answer, or even sensible, but you can.FTFY
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You're using the wrong definition of "can". You're using:
Be able to:
they can run fastRather than:
Used to indicate that something is typically the case:
antique clocks can seem out of place in modern homes
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We're so close to "depends on what your definition of 'is' is"....
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I'm just amazed at how polite and civil his response actually was.
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We're so close to "depends on what your definition of 'is' is"....
It depends on what your definition of "definition" is.
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There was one episode where Gordon actually gave up.
Thanks for the spoiler, man! I hadn't seen the entire episode!
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Can can mean a lot of things.
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Can it.
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Can it?
Oh the difference a punctuation can make
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My wife and I used to watch "The Biggest Loser". We'd DVR the 2 hour (yes, TWO HOURS) episodes and fast forward through all the precaps, recaps, and in-show commercials... we would condense the entire 2 hours down to less than 40 minutes that way.
So with your special diet, The Biggest Loser is the biggest loser?
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I like to eat cookies while I watch it.
An entire family pack of cookies.
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