Yep, that's definitely english.
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Tried to install a VST pack today.
Was greeted with this upon booting up the installer:
Seems about right.
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Endnutzer im folgende Lizenznehmer
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German isn't sexy. Don't even try making it look sexy.
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What are you talking about? That is clearly english.
Filed under: Bedungiden einverstanden
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try making it look sexy
For some reason sex is achievable. Or it might be a slight bias caused by German Porn movies. Not that I watch anything of that kind. Ever. Never have. Do they have German Porn?
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I am reserving my judgement until I see @algorythmics try it first.
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This is English:
HWÆT, WE GAR-DEna in geardagum,
þeodcyninga þrym gefrunon,
hu ða æþelingas ellen fremedon!
oft Scyld Scefing sceaþena þreatum,
monegum mægþum meodosetla ofteah,
egsode eorlas, syððanærest wearð
feasceaft funden; he þæs frofre gebad,
weox under wolcnum weorðmyndum þah,
oð þæt him æghwylc ymbsittendra
ofer hronrade hyran scolde,
gomban gyldan; þæt wæs god cyning!
Ðæm eafera wæs æfter cenned
geong in geardum, þone God sende
folce to frofre; fyrenðearfe ongeat,
þe hie ær drugon aldorlease
lange hwile; him þæs Liffrea,
wuldres Wealdend woroldare forgeaf,
Beowulf wæs breme --- blæd wide sprang---
Scyldes eafera Scedelandum in.but my spell-checker just horked up a hairball.
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That is clearly english.
The European Commission has announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU, rather than German, which was the other contender. Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had room for improvement and has therefore accepted a five-year phasing in of "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make sivil servants jump for joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of the "k", Which should klear up some konfusion and allow one key less on keyboards.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of the "k", Which should klear up some konfusion and allow one key less on keyboards.
Mortal Kombat was way ahead of it's time.
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make sivil servants jump for joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of the "k", Which should klear up some konfusion and allow one key less on keyboards.
Paging @molesworth...
Filed under: as any fule kno
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This is English
My Medieval English Lit prof could read that with the (allegedly) correct pronunciation. I could kinda read Middle English, but never quite got Old English. The only line I remember, probably because it was the only line I could pronounce:
Grendel gongan, godes yrre bær.