Oracle Profit magazine
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I was filling a questionnaire in order to renew my subscription when I saw this question:
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"Did you watch Spiderman 3?
- yes, I liked it
- no, but I read reviews about it and am considering buying a DVD
- no, but I read the comics"
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i don't get whats so wtf'y about this...
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@danlock2 said:
i don't get whats so wtf'y about this...
Maybe the fact that there's not something like, "no, I don't even know what a blog is, really" option.
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You seriously think there is going to be someone who both reads Oracle magazine and is willing to fill in an online questionnaire related to such things, and yet has never heard of blogs? The use -cases of "We have not considered this" or "We have decided not to" are both more likely, though not very common in the current climate and becoming less common every day.
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I don't see that option...
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Do you still beat your wife?
-- Yes, at least once a day.
-- Yes, but I've been trying to cut down.
-- No, I gave it up for good today. Again.
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How about "No, I don't read them" option... without it I would not continue!
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@newfweiler said:
Do you still beat your wife?
-- Yes, at least once a day.
-- Yes, but I've been trying to cut down.
-- No, I gave it up for good today. Again.
<ComicBookGuy>
Best Example Ever...
</ComicBookGuy>
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There's a magazine called "Profit"?
Wow, that's some PHB-grade creativity right there.
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How many strips of gold-pressed latinum does a subscription cost?
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@operagost said:
How many strips of gold-pressed latinum does a subscription cost?
Actually, it's free. It's also completely useless :)
But the weirdest thing is that paper quality of the Profit magazine (for PHBs) is much better than of the Oracle magazine for DBAs.
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@zlogic said:
But the weirdest thing is that paper quality of the Profit magazine (for PHBs) is much better than of the Oracle magazine for DBAs.
That's not weird; Oracle doesn't have to impress the DBAs, they've already based their career on Oracle's software (for the moment at least). It's the PHBs that ultimately control the purse strings and so need to be convinced, hence the better quality paper.
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Do you get a discount if you also subscribe to Underpants Collector and Question Mark Quarterly?
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@newfweiler said:
Do you still beat your wife?
mu
(Translated: The assumptions behind your question are incorrect.)