Imagine...
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You're a professional bomb defuser.
You get called in on a special job.
Noone seems to want to tell you how much time is left on the timer.
You walk in and see this:Think you can defuse the bomb in time?
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Be sure to get a free coke before time runs out, it maybe your last one.
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@Heron said:
You're a professional bomb defuser.
You get called in on a special job.
Noone seems to want to tell you how much time is left on the timer.
You walk in and see this:Think you can defuse the bomb in time?
fires up the ol' Temporal Topology Drive
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Hang on... if my logic is right here... I have to give [i]them[/i] a Coke!
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Pfff... just use the TARDIS
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@Heron said:
You're a professional bomb defuser.
You get called in on a special job.
Noone seems to want to tell you how much time is left on the timer.
You walk in and see this:Think you can defuse the bomb in time?
Say, I can tell /you/ aren't a professional bomb-defuser. That's not a bomb at all, it's an advert for coca-cola!
So if I walked in and saw that, I'd ignore it and look round for the bomb.
No, don't thank me, I've got plenty more top tips in my new book, "Bomb disposal for Dummies", available now!
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@capnPedro said:
@Heron said:
You're a professional bomb defuser.
As opposed to being an amateur bomb defuser?
Recreational Bomb Defusing is all the rage, then you go pro, and get to compete in the X-games.
It's a blast.
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@capnPedro said:
@Heron said:
You're a professional bomb defuser.
As opposed to being an amateur bomb defuser?
No such thing as an amateur one... they usually don't make the cut and find themselves all in pieces about not progressing through the ranks...
Seejay
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I'm more of a social bomb defuser.
Bombs at home are just not as fun -- but a fat explosive in a crowded place: that gets me going, you know.
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@seejay said:
@capnPedro said:
@Heron said:
You're a professional bomb defuser.
As opposed to being an amateur bomb defuser?
No such thing as an amateur one... they usually don't make the cut and find themselves all in pieces about not progressing through the ranks...
Au contraire... I count myself among the amatuers. My only tool is a match.
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@dhromed said:
@Heron said:
* Fires up the Holly Hop Drive *You're a professional bomb defuser.
You get called in on a special job.
Noone seems to want to tell you how much time is left on the timer.
You walk in and see this:Think you can defuse the bomb in time?
fires up the ol' Temporal Topology Drive
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@kirchhoff said:
@dhromed said:
-- but a fat explosive ... gets me going
That sounds really dirty.
It gets a bit messy.
But it's the bomb!
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@seejay said:
@capnPedro said:
@Heron said:
You're a professional bomb defuser.
As opposed to being an amateur bomb defuser?
No such thing as an amateur one... they usually don't make the cut and find themselves all in pieces about not progressing through the ranks...
You are talking about those noob CTs that forget to buy a defuse-kit at the start of every round.
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Some of us are too poor to buy defuse kits... so we scavenge off the dead.
Guns too.