Intro into Abject-Oriented Programming
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http://typicalprogrammer.com/programming/abject-oriented/
This is awesome.
Read the comments as well.
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Another common variant is arsehole-oriented programming. That's where you sit and squeeze until some code drops out.
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@shambo said:
http://typicalprogrammer.com/programming/abject-oriented/
This is awesome.
Read the comments as well.
Heh, see also the article at the same site on "Learning by example: how bad code propagates":
Casual programmers cobble things together from code samples they don’t understand. It’s easy to find amateurish Visual Basic or PHP or Java code to make fun of.
Clearly, these people know what they're talking about!
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Why are you bombarding my fragile little not-yet-WTFed novice mind with this? They already do this stuff at work, no need to make it worse!!!
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@asuffield said:
Another common variant is arsehole-oriented programming. That's where you sit and squeeze until some code drops out.
You do not want to hear this sentence in german... thanks for spoiling my dinner><
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The comments were definitely the best part. I love people writing "no, no that's a bad idea", when it was pretty clear from the definition of "abject" that this was the whole idea in the first place.
