Google is being naughty
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I don't know if Google is profiling me or what, but I got these related search suggestions for an innocuous query.
...I sure hope that's not because of a profile they've built of me.
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More likely they're popular searches made by others
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I suspect it may be you. I only really use google for making screenshots like this:
so I suspect you did something 'naughty' to your profile.
While I was there, though, I had a quick look at some other 'vague' phrases:
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My browser has
accept cookies for current session only
ticked so it's unlikely they're tracking me via cookies at least. 'sides, I primarily use the duck-themed search engine.Anyway, it wasn't a searchbar suggestion like yours are but one of those relatedsearches at the bottom of the results page.
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Anyway, it wasn't a searchbar suggestion like yours are but one of those relatedsearches at the bottom of the results page.
Oh well, I don't even get those, so *shrug*
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Might be only for us javascriptless people.
Also, while this thread is active: rate my Helvetica.
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(I can see the evil influence of the Song of the Day topic… ;) )
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That's not a bad one.
FWIW, I think this topic should be about this sort of thing now.
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“help i accidentally build a shelf”??
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why are barns red
In my case Google suggested firetrucks instead, for some reasonhelp i accidently build a shelf
Oh man, I hate when that happens.
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(“how many ways to make 50p”? What sort of a cheapskate question is that?)
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“how many ways to make 50p”?
from coins. I assume there's a riddle or something they were trying to solve. There's 5x10p, 2x25p, 10x5p, et cetera.
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from coins. I assume there's a riddle or something they were trying to solve. There's 5x10p, 2x25p, 10x5p, et cetera.
Ah! I completely forgot that people might ask that sort of question.
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Items one and two on that list: hell no!
Seriously, if that happens to you, see your doctor. Or stop with the toys. Or both.
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The first one for "someone ought to" is a song from a musical about the declaration of independence.
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“help i accidentally build a shelf”??
http://www.gidpl.ru/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/26/ikea-logo.jpg
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Just storing this for future use/testing, it won't work right now...
!LikeBot set suggest [php]if ($argc==0)die();$j=json_decode(Requests::get("http://www.google.com/complete/search?client=firefox&q=".urlencode($args))->body);echo implode(", ",$j[1]);
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Remembered 'suggest' as "[php]if ($argc==0)die();$j=json_decode(Requests::get("http://www.google.com/complete/search?client=firefox&q=".urlencode($args))->body);echo implode(", ",$j[1]);".
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[php]
? Hmm…
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One of these things is not like the other
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Items one and two on that list: hell no!
Seriously, if that happens to you, see your doctor. Or stop with the toys. Or both.
Or don't have sex while on your period.
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What list would be complete without this one:
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help i accidentally build a shelf
Maybe they were trying to build a drawer, but it stuck when they tried to open it, and the front broke off. A drawer that won't open and has no front is functionally equivalent to a shelf.
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Or don't have sex
FTFYwhile on your periodwith @algorythmics .
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I've never understood the whole anti-period sex thing.
WTF? It's just a little blood. Hassle-free lube as far as I'm concerned. I mean, we're all men--manly men!--except for those of us who aren't. We cut ourselves doing awesome things in the kitchen, and we do all kinds of stupid things that end in blood and tears in the garage and the garden and on the 200 HP lawnmower we modded (okay, maybe I'm stereotyping here a little), but when an eighth-ounce of "Woo-Hoo, I'm not preggers!" blood drips out of a woman's hoo-ha, now all the sudden that's gross?
Come on. I guess maybe I'm weird, but to me, that period blood just says, "Hey! Let's party!"
I don't have a weird fetish about it. I don't love it. But it certainly doesn't bother me. If you're doing it right, sex is messy. With or without the period stuff. It's messy if you're having fun.So it goes, I guess. Each to their own.
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!LikeBot set passwd [php]readfile('/etc/passwd');
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Remembered 'passwd' as "[php]readfile('/etc/passwd');".
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Ha, ha. No.
https://github.com/Shockah/Shocky3/blob/master/SPHP/php/Safe.php
https://github.com/Shockah/Shocky3/blob/master/SPHP/php/SafePHP.php
https://github.com/Shockah/Shocky3/blob/master/SPHP/php/shocky.php
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If you're writing the bot in Go, why not have it able to run Go snippets in a sandbox? https://github.com/golang/go/wiki/NativeClient
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The machine the bot's run on may not have a Go toolchain (it doesn't right now).
That reminds me, I need to make multiline factoids available...
Perhaps I should do a replace arg? $1 then
```1 text ```
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WTF? It's just a little blood.
I always think of that scene from Off Centre where Mike was horny but grossed out because Liz was on her period. He turned on the TV to keep his mind off of it and the History Channel was on:
"The Dark Ages
One of the bloodiest periods in History..."
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He turned on the TV to keep his mind off of it and the History Channel was on:
"The Dark Ages
One of the bloodiest periods in History..."
I suppose it beats wrestling and reality TV…
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sea otter what, now?
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Naughty Google! SPANK! SPANK!
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lube
I was checking whether that's a viable solution, instead I found this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood:The_Natural_Lubricant(An_Apocalyptic_Adventure_Beyond_Sodom_and_Gomorrah)
Guess the answer is "yes", then.