Gender choice of… what‽

RaceProUK

If you think my gender choice is odd…
https://twitter.com/_youhadonejob/status/568427511492825089
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B-N1zx_IIAAo0FR.jpg

Onyx

I'm celery, and I feel discriminated against by this picker!

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accalia

@Onyx said:

Filed under:

that's bamboo... not celery. make up your mind!

Onyx

I reserve my right to confuse everyone and date anyone!

RaceProUK

@Onyx said:

I reserve my right to confuse everyone and date anyone!

Good! So long as me and @accalia have the same right, that is ;)

RaceProUK

Someone had to…

JazzyJosh

[spoiler]I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.[/spoiler]

blakeyrat

There's porn of anthropomorphized attack helicopters (and various other military aircraft.) Just sayin'.

JazzyJosh

There's porn of everything.

RaceProUK

Rule 34 mate

blakeyrat

I can think of something there's no por-- oh there it is.

xaade

@JazzyJosh said:

need to check your vehicle privilege

Now I'm privileged to not have a mental disease....

anonymous234

"Sexy airplanes" is one of those things that started as a meme (people would make drawings of it just to make people go WTF), but then gradually turned into "actual" porn because why not. Just like dragons fucking cars.

Yes, I am a licensed expert in internet pornography, AMA.

Filed under: Porn isn't about WHY. It's about WHY NOT

blakeyrat

@anonymous234 said:

Yes, I am a licensed expert in internet pornography, AMA.

How many times a day do you contemplate suicide?

anonymous234

None, I'm too busy sorting my growing collection of every type of porn ever made and buying more hard drives.

Not that I ever look at it of course, it's just for archival.

tar

@anonymous234 said:

Just like dragons fucking cars.

Just like that?

aliceif

It helps when there are games about robot(?) girls that can transform into spaceships.

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loopback0

I Jeff'd 10 posts to a new topic: Split furry posts

RaceProUK

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Gąska

OMG your post moving broke Discourse for me so much I had to scrap my post and refresh page.

@discoursebot

discoursebot

@Gaska - Days Since Last Discourse Bug: 0

loopback0

Dischorse broke as I clicked Save. I hope that moving 9 posts wasn't what killed Dischorse.

loopback0

I Jeff'd a post to an existing topic: Split furry posts

boomzilla

@loopback0 said:

I hope that moving 9 posts wasn't what killed Dischorse.

I presumed that the daily discorollover was causing performance problems.

loopback0

Yeah probably, it just appeared to break literally as I clicked Save.

glathull

Before my current job ends next Friday, I am going to find a way to work the phrase, "You know. It's like dragons fucking cars." into a conversation or a meeting or something.