Rolling the dice with Dice.com
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This is pretty much self explanatory:
Description: Our client seeks a seasoned Java Senior Lead GUI programmer for a hands on coding role on languages such as Java Swing, JBuilder, AJAX, Servelets
The candidate must have had previous HANDS ON experience in building real-time trading systems.
73 years or more coding Java GUI components
710 years or more actual programming experience.
74 years of more with a windows messaging infrastructure (TIBCO, MQ, WCF, MSMQ)
7Experience in Object Oriented methodology.
7Strong multi-thread programming knowledge required.
7Experience with a real-time trading application.
7Participation in system design and architecture sessionsSo I guess that I should note on my resume that I started out programming on an abacus in 1297AD, and migrated to Java in 1934 a full 12 years before anything could be coded on the ~17,000 vaccuum tube ENIAC (no worries, it works as coded)...
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Okay, so it prepended a 7 to the last seven lines of the description.
I suppose Error'd has numbed me to formatting errors resulting in nonsensical numbers.
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WTF!? I wonder if this happens to other people.
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Likely the input used
· (center dot), but it got mangled into 7-bit text (and made into an ascii 7).
I will mention with no irony that "Real bullets work better" in virtually any context.
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Sounds like it may be worth applying for. They may append a '7' to your salary!
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@DaEagle said:
Sounds like it may be worth applying for. They may append a '7' to your salary!
I would rather have them prepending a 7 to my salary,
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not if your salary already starts with 8 or 9...
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Or if your salary has cents in it, then adding a 7 to the end would get you one extra cent (if they're generous enough to round up) per year...
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@WTF Job Posting said:
This is pretty much self explanatory:
Description: Our client seeks a seasoned Java Senior Lead GUI programmer for a hands on coding role on languages such as Java Swing, JBuilder, AJAX, Servelets
The candidate must have had previous HANDS ON experience in building real-time trading systems.
73 years or more coding Java GUI components
710 years or more actual programming experience.
74 years of more with a windows messaging infrastructure (TIBCO, MQ, WCF, MSMQ)
7Experience in Object Oriented methodology.
7Strong multi-thread programming knowledge required.
7Experience with a real-time trading application.
7Participation in system design and architecture sessionsNumbers aside, this job spec itself has at least a minor WTF. If you have 7 years "coding Java GUI components" you certainly have experience in OO methodology. And if you've built a real time trading application, you better have made it multi-threaded, because traders don't like to queue.
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@misha said:
Numbers aside, this job spec itself has at least a minor WTF. If you have 7 years "coding Java GUI components" you certainly have experience in OO methodology. And if you've built a real time trading application, you better have made it multi-threaded, because traders don't like to queue.
Not really. Just because you're coding in a language that supports Object Oriented programming, doesn't mean you're doing OO. It's possible to right some very much non-object oriented java.
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@Thief^ said:
Or if your salary has cents in it, then adding a 7 to the end would get you one extra cent (if they're generous enough to round up) per year...
You must be a teacher.
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@Goldie said:
not if your salary already starts with 8 or 9...
So you'd rather get $85,000 than $785,000 ?
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@shadowman said:
@Goldie said:
not if your salary already starts with 8 or 9...
So you'd rather get $85,000 than $785,000 ?I think s/he meant s/he'd rather get $850,007 than $785,000.