Robo-bodyguard!
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I just got an add from WinZip to buy Zone Alarm Internet Security, with this as one of the bullets:
" <FONT color=#e97508>Protects You Online And Off
</FONT>Blocks the full spectrum of threats on your computer and in the physical world "I never knew Zone Alarm could protect me from a full spectrum of physical world threats! Hurricanes, ageing, tornados, muggers, the common cold, stubbed toes, hijacked airplanes and over-heated McDonald's coffee in the lap, are no longer dangers! Woohoo!
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Someone tell Dubbyah!
If he just buys Winzip, he will never need to worry about WMDs again...
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It's actually quite amazing. If you install it on a laptop, whenever you drop the laptop, a little parachute comes out to slow its fall.
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@bstorer said:
It's actually quite amazing. If you install it on a laptop, whenever you drop the laptop, a little parachute comes out to slow its fall.
Odd, when I tried that, it told me I was a threat to myself.
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@dragonfire said:
@bstorer said:
It's actually quite amazing. If you install it on a laptop, whenever you drop the laptop, a little parachute comes out to slow its fall.
Odd, when I tried that, it told me I was a threat to myself.
You "forgot" to read the manual before turning it on.
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@henke37 said:
@dragonfire said:
You "forgot" to read the manual before turning it on.@bstorer said:
It's actually quite amazing. If you install it on a laptop, whenever you drop the laptop, a little parachute comes out to slow its fall.
Odd, when I tried that, it told me I was a threat to myself.
No, it's just that the manual is online.