"Security is Our Concern"
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A security company whose guards sleep on the job? I'll take two, please.
Actually, I'm being a bit unfair. This company makes electronic surveillance equipment, and they're trying to imply that their systems are so good, you won't need security guards. But for the 99.9% of the world that doesn't know that, the conjunction of a sleeping guard with "security" does not make a good impression.
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I think it's more meant in a "Don't trust security guards, trust us. Our products will never sleep" way. At least that would make sense for me.
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@PSWorx said:
I think it's more meant in a "Don't trust security guards, trust us. Our products will never sleep" way. At least that would make sense for me.
In that case, they should really put a red circle and line over the guard.
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@emurphy said:
That would run the risk of waking him up, though.@PSWorx said:
I think it's more meant in a "Don't trust security guards, trust us. Our products will never sleep" way. At least that would make sense for me.
In that case, they should really put a red circle and line over the guard.
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No, he'd just wave around the front of his face when the brush went over it, then go back into a deeper sleep.
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In spirit of being confusing, I present to you: Schrodinger's restaurant.
(I think what they're trying to say here is that, they accept Equitable credit cards, but they're closed. But yeah...)
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Figures that it's Florida plates... I lived there for a couple years, and that is one retarded state!