Want a new shirt?
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You could always get this one:
Not too bad, is it? Interesting pattern. Let's take a closer look:
She's ecstatic about the idea:
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She's ecstatic about the idea
The first word, of course, implies the rest of the sentence.
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50 fucking pounds for a shirt which looks
shitterrible even if the pattern wasn't actually an emoji of shit.
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Is the pile of poop trademarked or copyrighted?
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The current trend of "crowd funding", is nothing more than the application of technology to panhandling.
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How long until they do one covered in cocks?
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How long until they do one covered in cocks?
a simple GIS provides many moire examples. i'd show them but i only have enough brain bleach for me.
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How long until they do one covered in cocks?
Not sure about shirts, but how about a towel?
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I really don't want to click that link.
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I really don't want to click that link.
But you will, because it is hilarious. I should order one.
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Is the pile of poop trademarked or copyrighted?
Apparently not, it is remarkably similar to
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Blocked!
I assume you are at work? Is it working hours in the UK? Is this one of those rare days that is not a bank holiday?
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I assume you are at work?
Yes, we have a filter at work because the staff here are children, incapable of navigating the internet safely.
The stuff that gets blocked frequently surprises me. "Mobile phones" is blocked, so no xda-developers, but Optus and Telstra sites are accessible. Why block stuff to do with "mobile phones" in the first place? "file sharing" means no pastebin or slideshare, a pain for a programmer, but also means that imgur is banned which is a pain when I want to slack off. But our USB ports aren't secured so we can just copy stuff that way if we are actually malicious.
I don't know what the people in charge are thinking.
Is it working hours in the UK?
I think it's still a little early.
Is this one of those rare days that is not a bank holiday?
I don't work for a bank so I don't get bank holidays.
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Yes, we have a filter at work because the staff here are children, incapable of navigating the internet safely.
Applying technology to an HR problem, always a good idea. I understand blocking porn and such. That can lead to a liability issue. But if you have people who will spend all their time fucking off on Facebook instead of working, fire them and hire someone else. If you block time wasters, those inclined will just waste time in other ways. Literally no one has ever thought, "I can't get to Twitter, so instead I will be a model employee."
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https://c1.staticflickr.com/1/18/69383490_81b275dac4.jpg
Also I have just discovered "file sharing" includes flickr.
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crowdfunding
Do we really, positively need to crowdfund everything these days? Even a fucking shirt design?
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Buzzword compliance FTW.
It isn't really crowdfunding, just collecting orders and only ordering if there is enough of them, which the crowdfunding tools happen to be good for along with some free advertising.
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"I can't get to Twitter, so instead I will photocopy parts of myself and fax them to accounting
be a model employee."empty
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I don't work for a bank so I don't get bank holidays.
I haven't worked a bank holiday in years, and last worked for a bank in 2011
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Fishing for a spellar flag?
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Yes, we have a filter at work because the staff here are children, incapable of navigating the internet safely.
Most IT departments are indeed brainless about filtering, from what I hear -- ours has at least two functioning neurons, though, and actually blocks things like cut-rate ads and domain parking pages at the proxy...
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Just saw that episode last night, bro! Solid show!
Later, bitches!
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I haven't worked a bank holiday in years
I've never knowingly worked on a bank holiday. But then, the only ones I'm aware of were in 1933.
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Reminds me of one my girlfriend had back in the '90s. She used to like asking perfect strangers "Do I have a little Pooh on my shirt?"
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"Do I have a little Pooh on my shirt?"
looks like quite a lot of pooh to me actually.
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The stuff that gets blocked frequently surprises me
I worked at a place that blocked Hotmail, although they didn't do it because of the site, but because they didn't want people using the internet except for work-related functions, so if you hit a site more than a couple of times, they'd block that site.
Because they were a multinational company that couldn't afford more than a T1 to their central server site.
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"looks like quite a lot of ... me"
"looks like... me... actually."
"pooh to me"
"like... pooh... me""Out of.... quotes F**"
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I worked at a place that blocked Hotmail, although they didn't do it because of the site, but because they didn't want people using the internet except for work-related functions, so if you hit a site more than a couple of times, they'd block that site.
I can only imagine how that'd get along with people who throw work-related questions at SO on a not-completely-irregular basis, or have to fetch docs online for that matter...
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looks like quite a lot of pooh to me actually.
Indeed. The front of that shirt is almost completely covered in Pooh.
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Indeed. The front of that shirt is almost completely covered in Pooh.
And the parts of the shirt that aren't covered in Pooh are covered in red...
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I can only imagine how that'd get along with people who throw work-related questions at SO on a not-completely-irregular basis, or have to fetch docs online for that matter...
When I first started my business, I needed customers badly and took on one that was a total shithead. I hated every moment we worked together, and was very happy the day that I fired him as a client. He wanted one to block all social media, etc. I attempted to explain he was throwing technology at an HR problem, no luck.
It was trivially easy to implement as we were already using Untangle for NAT/Firewall, etc. One day I am in there working and I pull up Facebook on my laptop as I was waiting for something to finish. One of the girls in the office noticed and asked:
"How did you do that?"
"What do you mean?"
"You are on Facebook, they block that here. How can you get on it?"
"Well, there is something that blocks Facebook, right?"
"Right..."
"Who do you think installed that?"
"Well, I imagine you did..."
"And don't you find it plausible that I could have put in an exception for myself when I did so?"
"You IT guys have such neat tricks."
"Sometimes."Not really a big deal, but to an end-user, it seemed like magic.
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I can only imagine how that'd get along with people who throw work-related questions at SO on a not-completely-irregular basis, or have to fetch docs online for that matter...
You don't, basically.
Unless you tether your phone or something. (This was 6 years ago, so there weren't iPads yet)
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I can only imagine how that'd get along with people who throw work-related questions at SO on a not-completely-irregular basis, or have to fetch docs online for that matter...
"If this company wanted you to be productive, we wouldn't be paying you!!!"
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@hungrier said:
Indeed. The front of that shirt is almost completely covered in Pooh.
And the parts of the shirt that aren't covered in Pooh are covered in red...
Some of the parts that are covered in Pooh are covered in red as well!
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But if you have people who will spend all their time fucking off on
FacebookTDWTF instead of working, fire them and hire someone else.FTFY. Only a month late. Found it now because I'm
being a model employeefucking off on TDWTF.
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