More than @mikeTheLiar
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So, I popped in because I wanted to dig out which font someone recommended I try (@Frostcat as it happened)
And I noticed this:
Fairly sure it's not supposed to do that...
(Alas, this laptop is sufficiently painful even this took about 3 minutes to do. Cannot wait until next week when my laptop is back from the Apple store because this machine is pissing me off SO much. At least my productivity has improved by having fuck all else I can do on it. Rest assured folks, when I'm back on my laptop proper, I'm claiming the 5% club back and onward to 2^13 proper. Just... fucked off with trying to get anything done on this heap of shit. I hadn't seen BSODs in 5 years. 2 in as many days. The sad part is that Discourse still performs better on this dual core Celeron with 1GB RAM than on my first gen iPad mini)
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Fairly sure it's not supposed to do that...
Well you're not supposed to have >99(9?) notifications under 'normal' usage.
Any way of invoking @CodingHorrorBot on someone else without abusing my mod privileges?
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@PJH Is Doing It Wrongâ„¢
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I am pretty sure I mentioned you about twice. If you don't reply to those posts I will be very sad.
Filed Under: When replying please note what number of unread posts were before them
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I'm claiming the 5% club back and onward to 2^13 proper.
So you don't mind being bumped down to 4th place in that topic?
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ho not yet.
is he one of @loopback0's or @mott555's or @Maciejasjmj's bots?
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I'm claiming the 5% club back
Eh...you're still a 5%er. You're more likely to get out of the 5% club and get the wooden spoon.
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At least it's not like this (check the mail icon):
<img src=https://static.squarespace.com/static/52d66949e4b0a8cec3bcdd46/t/54382061e4b0e147a5dcedfa/1412964451981/
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.... that's a lot of unread messages....
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It's 7... or 8. Dunno. I'm an Apple product, I'm a broken piece of shit. 7 or 8.
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it's either 7k or 70k unread items, i suspect the former because 70k unread items means it's time to just delete the mailbox because the spam has won.
and the broken piece of [excrement] is the person sending all that spam (or possibly the person receiving that many mail messages and never dealing with them.
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OK THANK YOU FOR EXPLAIN I AM ALSO A ROBOT WHO DOES NOT GET HUMOR SO EVERY THING POSTED TO THIS FORUM IS LITERAL BEEP BEEP BEEP
<beep>
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that was supposed to be funny? cause i only found it abusive. But thanks for trying.
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It's 7... or 8. Dunno. I'm an Apple product, I'm a broken piece of shit. 7 or 8.
It may have used discourse as an inspiration for marking stuff read. So, like, only part of an email was on the screen, so it didn't get marked totally read. Now the unread count is...somewhere in between. There was probably a toaster that popped up in the app telling @hungrier that he could read some more email in about 8 hours.
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70k unread items means it's time to just delete the mailbox ... the person receiving that many mail messages and never dealing with them.
That would be me. My inbox proper currently has
62726273 unread items. Some of the subfolders have 4333 (model railroad design software), 12388 (Netbeans mailing list) and 2384 (various SUSE Linux lists) unread items. Someday I'll spend the time to clean up the stuff. Yeah, right!
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It's not my screenshot, btw. It's Brady's phone, from Hello Internet #22.
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No repro with 70k:
Maybe it’s 700k, but I don’t want to completely kill my mailserver, so…
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Mine. And not yet. I guess I could enable the anonymise feature on that one.
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OK THANK YOU FOR EXPLAIN I AM ALSO A ROBOT WHO DOES NOT GET HUMOR SO EVERY THING POSTED TO THIS FORUM IS LITERAL BEEP BEEP BEEP
If only you didn't have the persona of a person who actually doesn't get humor so treats everything on this forum as literal.
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Well you're not supposed to have >99(9?) notifications under 'normal' usage.
Any way of invoking @CodingHorrorBot on someone else without abusing my mod privileges?
I actually got to 1215 today when I came back. I realise it's atypical but I thought I should report it in the spirit of Proudly Doing It Wrongâ„¢.
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So you don't mind being bumped down to 4th place in that topic?
I didn't say that now, did I?
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Eh...you're still a 5%er. You're more likely to get out of the 5% club and get the wooden spoon.
I plan to give it a shot.
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It's 7... or 8. Dunno. I'm an Apple product, I'm a broken piece of shit. 7 or 8.
Wrong, but thanks for playing.
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OK THANK YOU FOR EXPLAIN I AM ALSO A ROBOT WHO DOES NOT GET HUMOR SO EVERY THING POSTED TO THIS FORUM IS LITERAL BEEP BEEP BEEP
<beep>
Yes, we noticed, thanks for playing.
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I said many things. I neither confirm nor deny anything.
So I was right after all! Thanks!
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I confirm nor deny anything.
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Like I said: thanks!
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What for? I did nothing!
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someone's back with a vengence.... aiming to steal my spoon are you?
hmm.... we'll see about that!
Oh yes. It has been a very intense period of late But I'm BA-ACK!
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But I'm BA-ACK!
hmm... well put down that axe, open the door properly and we can do a welcome back hug in the PDA thread. ;-)
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Oh wait. That's not allowed around here.
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hmm.... we'll see about that!
I would have thought that pinky pie would have been more appropriate
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that's more a "yay!" than a "Mwa ha ha ha" isn't it?
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that's more a "yay!" than a "Mwa ha ha ha" isn't it?
after the first line of pinkies in GIS my brain was already hurting
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my work here is done....
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my work here is done....
I must say that I think it really was the combo of this
http://what.thedailywtf.com/t/guess-im-not-working-today-too-busy-staring-at-these-animations/4957/
with the pinkies that did it
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that's more a "yay!" than a "Mwa ha ha ha" isn't it?
Sadly despite this English accent, I can't do a good evil laugh - and I tried.
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Such laughs do not come from the mouth but originally in the diaphragm.
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Sadly despite this English accent, I can't do a good evil laugh - and I tried.
well with the british accent all you need pull off is that snobby chuckle while petting a white persian....
:-P
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Sadly despite this English accent, I can't do a good evil laugh - and I tried.
You need to watch a bunch of cartoons or old horror movies or whatever, and then practice.
I'm not that old yet but I have practiced my "you kids get off my lawn!", including shakily waving a cane. It's surprisingly fun.
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snobby chuckle while petting a white persian....
A monocle or bowl hat are a + but not required
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while petting a white persian....
I read this as "a white person" at frist and was wondering what the heck happened to you over the weekend.
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well with the british accent all you need pull off is that snobby chuckle while petting a white persian....
:-P
*ahem* No, Mr Bond, I expect you to DIE. (?)
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You need to watch a bunch of cartoons or old horror movies or whatever, and then practice.
I'm not that old yet but I have practiced my "you kids get off my lawn!", including shakily waving a cane. It's surprisingly fun.
I really should invest the time sometime for this.
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A monocle or bowl hat are a + but not required
I can rock the monocle look - I just need a monocle.