(non-technical WTF) What the hell is this!?
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Not being able to properly serve beer means that you're definitely incompetent as a politician.
Filed under: #beergate
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incompetent as a politician.
She's worse than that: Coakley fought to keep a man everyone knew was innocent in jail until he died. I wouldn't vote for this shitbag for dogcatcher if Stalin was running against her.
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I used to live close enough to Boston that my parents watched WBZ nightly, so I'm somewhat familiar with her.
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Stalin as dog-catcher?
That might actually work!That's it,
New direction:
Take the villains of history and find jobs where they would be competent and harmless to society and explain why.
And jobs that lock them up or keep them confined, don't count.
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And jobs that lock them up or keep them confined, don't count.
Oh, so we can't say they'd all be good astronauts.
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Nope, defeats the point.
Of course, they could sabotage the missile and attack with it.
I'm looking for ways to keep their strengths busy and entertained so they don't do something malicious.
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I'm looking for ways to keep their strengths busy and entertained so they don't do something malicious.
For Martha Coakley, I'd recommend jail.
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Coakley
Oh I poured a beer with too much foam in it. What to do? Oh, I know, the natural oils on my hand make the foam subside.
Let me just dip my fingers....
Nanny state interjection!!!!
All employees must wash hands before dipping their finger in beer or drawing swastikas on buns.
But, but, I know what's best for them.
Nanny state -ception.
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But, but, I know what's best for them.
You'll take your Coakley-oil and you'll like it, peasant.
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it is Sourtoe Cocktail with a pinky twist
A Yukon tradition started by Captain Dick
The Sour Toe Cocktail in Dawson City - Yukon Territory, Canada – 01:05
— CANADA Explore | Explorez
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Not something similar to Guinness which "requires"1 this sort of bollocks and, she can't pour it properly?:
The Perfect Guinness Shamrock Pour – 00:24
— Edward Doughty
- as in stop fucking with my alcohol and give it here
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She's a lawyer, not a bartender, and I assume she was just trying a bit of faux populism.
But like I said, she condemned a man everyone knew was innocent to die of old age in prison basically to keep her conviction record, and I hope she gets her comeuppance some day.
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And............she lost.
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Hitler as motivational speaker would be too easy but since one of the guy's few strengths was in giving speeches and getting people riled up, hmmm... Hitler as a WWE ringside announcer?
Genghis Khan as operations manager for Sony or Hitachi or some other globe spanning octopus of a company (or maybe not since one of the mongols' strengths was their lack of supply train - Christ, I'm really overthinking this now).
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Genghis Khan working at a sperm bank.
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I thought riding horses was supposed to decrease your sperm count.
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Exponential expansion FTW.
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