Dwarves
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Dwarf stripper gets bride pregnant on her hen night
Spanish woman admits she slept with a dwarf stripper on her hen night after giving birth to a baby with dwarfism
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we need an emoji for that...
That'll do. Thanks GIS!
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Do these dwarves live in some kind of military building? Like a stronghold, or a fortification...
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paging @ben_lubar or @keith
:-D
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"As you can imagine no-one that sleeps with a stripper at her hen night broadcasts it or at least they try to take their secret to the grave.
This seems like a poor attempt to justify it.
Hopefully the guy divorces and the woman gets stuck with a dwarf baby.
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BTW, I posted on mobile so didn't make it clear; the two links are unrelated stories (well except that they're about dwarves that is.)
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Posting from mobile is a barrier to making things clear
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Oh, I see how it is.
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Hey man, you left an opening, I took it.
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Ben, you have the world's most boring YouTube channel. I'm sorry but it's true.
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Why are you sorry?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWeE-xgHpRE
I'm trying to work-out the motive of posting this random side-quest from Skyrim. Why???
And if you were gonna record and post it with no commentary or anything, why would you cut half the dialog short? The brain pulses with confusion.
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"Go tell my son something"
[turns right]
"Hey, he wants to tell you something"
[turns left]
"Where is my son?"
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I looked up that quest on the wiki and it turns out it's actually a memorial to a Elder Scrolls fan who died of cancer. So I'm glad you didn't post it because you knew him or something because then I'd feel like an ass.
I still kind of feel like an ass.
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Why are you sorry?
He knows what it's like to be an object of derision and he's commiserating.
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Hey man, you left an opening
Possibly not the best (or maybe it was the best) choice of words with THAT screenshot.
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RE: the chick who slept with the dwarf stripper
- two people with no history of dwarfism can have a dwarf child.
- THE PILL, MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU USE IT?<obviously not>
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THE PILL, MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU USE IT?
I'm more concerned she didn't use a condom. STDs are a thing.
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This post is deleted!
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I had originally written "birth control", but figured that since she was most likely already fucking her fiancé regularly, she would already be on the pill.
(Plot twist: I'm the dwarf stripper and this is me defending my actions)
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http://what.thedailywtf.com/t/dwarves/3922/9 (Video by blakeyrat)
It's "Tedi hardcore", dammit.
I'm not sure what that means, but that's what it says in the very video.
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I had originally written "birth control", but figured that since she was most likely already fucking her fiancé regularly, she would already be on the pill.
(Plot twist: I'm the dwarf stripper and this is me defending my actions)You are M. Nightflight Shalamalahalamalanandingdong and I claim my £5.
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I had originally written "birth control", but figured that since she was most likely already fucking her fiancé regularly, she would already be on the pill.
It's very conceivable (hah!) that they were planning on getting pregnant right after the wedding.
I can totally see how the guy in the first story could be mistaken for a kid. He has a very baby face compared to most dwarves I've seen.
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Plus the negative reaction of a parent to a mistake the other direction is probably going to make the safer bet being offending the minority with an actual condition.
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With birth rates going down I can imagine it being the opposite in the future ...
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I had originally written "birth control", but figured that since she was most likely already fucking her fiancé regularly, she would already be on the pill.
(Plot twist: I'm the dwarf stripper and this is me defending my actions)Quick trip to Spain, huh?
