Temple OS
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I think we might have discussed this on the old forums ages back, but here it is again:
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Looks interesting, I'll check it out in more detail when I'm not at work.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EViG0Q4lTeA&feature=youtu.be&t=4m15s
OMG I hit the "Jesus made furniture" hymn and I have LOST IT. I am laughing so hard I am fucking ON THE FLOOR. Jesus.
I can't believe he cuts it off early, I wanna hear the whole hymn!
EDIT: he made a "diving for fish flight simulator" game.
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I'm not sure what's crazier, his take on religion or his scrolling titlebar captions.
(edit: inb4 "Civilised OS Construction Set, Inc.")
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He's got the "schizophrenic voice". Not... as bad as some real conspiracy videos I've watched, but he's definitely got it. I hope he's medicating.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxEq6IM43sA&feature=youtu.be&t=2m50s
God commanded him that his first-person shooter should run at 640x480 and 16 colors.
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640x480x16 should be enough for anyone.
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He has a psychiatrist, but he calls him a "fucking moron" a lot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yDFnmfg8sQ
Whoa! And he calls him a "fucking nigger" at 5:10. Yikes.
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You'd think people this insane wouldn't be able to write code anymore. I mean, the thing boots and even has multitasking, so some logical thought must've gone into it. We don't see Swampy writing an OS, he simply wouldn't have been capable of it.
I don't get how someone is sane enough to write something that boots and yet insane enough to write this.
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Its not like Unix and DOS its a Holy C Interpreter.
What
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Holy C, ladies and gentlemen. It gets better and better.
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Yeah, it's like C but you can put animated gifs(?) in your source code.
I'm going through this guy's YouTube channel, and it's getting more scary than funny as I go.
EDIT: Oh shit he's a Star Citizen fan, too! GET THE STRAIGHTJACKET!!!
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Yeah, it's like C but you can put animated gifs(?) in your source code.
This seems like a useful feature.
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Look at what he's got in his menu at 1:50:
Look at the last half. It's like stereotypical raving nonsense. As if he's done the whole thing on purpose, except I don't think he did.
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Eh, just looks like random gibberish "type in junk to fill up a list" stuff to me. I've written plenty of "data" like that while programming before.
That's the least of what makes this crazy.
EDIT: his "circle trace" game could probably be a big hit on mobile. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6pypaUbBFk
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Temple OS is a classic WTF of someone who is obviously quite bright or at least has a really good understanding how everything works. However they managed to create at Total WTF and wasting their talent.
Temple OS is the equivalent of the shipwreck that warns other sailors.
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It's OK, but I can't take it seriously until SSDS is ported.
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Temple OS is a classic WTF of someone who is obviously quite bright or at least has a really good understanding how everything works. However they managed to create at Total WTF and wasting their talent.
I don't know. If we put aside the ramblings, this is actually pretty fucking amazing. I mean, last not-right-in-the-head guy we stumbled upon gave us a VB5 monstrosity - by comparison, I can even excuse Jesus Made Furniture if this thing actually works as advertised.
A simple, lightweight OS a bit like C64, where you can poke around in memory and train your low-level skills, but it runs on
modern hardwarea regular VM? Send it in!
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It actually sounds pretty dang interesting. For some reason lately I've really wanted to get into writing an OS. Not some pretty, shiny, modern multi-threaded secure thing, but just a basic kernel, API, and compiler so I can learn some of what's going on down at the low level. I'd love to understand how the boot process works, how an OS is loaded, memory/process management (even if it's only a single-process OS), disk access, simple drivers, etc.
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TIL crazy person's home-made OS has better terminal than Windows
Also, if @ScholRLEA ever finishes his OS, I wonder will it look similar to this?
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Temple OS is a classic WTF of someone who is obviously quite bright or at least has a really good understanding how everything works. However they managed to create at Total WTF and wasting their talent.
Temple OS is the equivalent of the shipwreck that warns other sailors.
It is kind of amazing how you could change "TempleOS" to "Discourse" in this entire thread and it would all still make perfect sense.
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I wrote all 120,999 lines of TempleOS over the last 11.2 years, full-time,
Wow. That's an impressive bank account.
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> I wrote all 120,999 lines of TempleOS over the last 11.2 years, full-time,
Wow. That's an impressive bank account.
It gets better:
I capped the lines of code at
100,000, so it will never be an ugly monstrocity. Currently, it is 80,723.So, which is it?
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EDIT: Oh shit he's a Star Citizen fan, too! GET THE STRAIGHTJACKET!!!
I bought a new video card yesterday and it came with this game. I assume you are saying I should pass on the download?
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16800995220&nm_mc=TEMC-RMA-Approvel&cm_mmc=TEMC-RMA-Approvel--Content--text-_-
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Uncompressed, 120,999 - zipped, 80, 723.
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This is like the Dwarf Fortress of computing platforms. Unequivocal at its core, but impenetrable without dedicating some section of your life to it.
Seems that both appear to allow sacrifices to god(s).
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Damn you and your logical conclusions.
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He wrote 120,299 lines then deleted 39,576 of them. Guy may be crazy, but he's not contradicting himself.
@Intercourse said:
I bought a new video card yesterday and it came with this game. I assume you are saying I should pass on the download?
You have got to be shitting me.
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@Intercourse said:
It is kind of amazing how you could change "TempleOS" to "Discourse" in this entire thread and it would all still make perfect sense.
inb4 "Civilised OS Construction Set, Inc."
Called it.
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You have got to be shitting me.
Negative. It is a free download with the card I bought. I just wanted a 3 monitor card. I care fuckall about the free game.
Called it.
Yes you did.
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Imagine, in a 1000 years when some techno-archaeologist finds this.
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@Intercourse said:
I could care fuckall about the free game.
How much is that? And how much do you care? Asking for a language nazi friend.
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Fixed, you language Nazi. Sorry, your "friend" is a language Nazi.
In all fairness though, that one bothers the shit out of me also, so I am more than OK with you pointing it out.
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I think "I could care fuckall" is probably fine. I just thought it was funny after the other thread.
But really, how much is fuckall? Is it a lot? None?
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Out of likes today
If you hadn't filled up on bread, you could have eaten your ribeye.
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If you hadn't filled up on bread, you could have eaten your ribeye.
FTR, that has never happened in real life.
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FTR, that has never happened in real life.
I knew I should have said "flank steak[1]".
[1] [Insert link to that bit in "Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost" here]
(Why does "spongebob say flank steak" give me a video with Pinkie Pie?
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If you hadn't filled up on bread, you could have eaten your ribeye.
And since he hasn't eaten his meat, he can't have any pudding.
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And since he hasn't eaten his meat, he can't have any pudding.
The week before last's doctor who, he whistled approximately a bar and a half of that song.
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And since he hasn't eaten his meat, he can't have any pudding.
HOW CAN YOU HAVE YER PUDDING IF YE DON'T EAT YER MEAT
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This is entirely too awesome.
Not just the whole single-handed kernel/os/compiler thing (which I'm itching to do even more after seeing this), but the whole dedication to the joke/troll/TRUTH (which I could never have managed).
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TCotCOCK?
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@accalia has summoned me, and so I appear.
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Holy C, ladies and gentlemen. It gets better and better.
U0 void, but ZERO size!
Woah, I just realized that everybody is doing MIRSA C compliance wrong. This is how you meet their type name requirement...
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________________________________________________________________________________ | QUESTION | GOD'S ANSWER ________________________________________________________________________________ The holocaust? Wanted to "compact" the Jews. Peace? One Palestinian can ruin it.
Doesn't like either side eh
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Fuckall is "nothing". "I could care fuckall" is like saying "I don't care at all". But more fun, and offensive to those with delicate sensibilities.