AP WTF
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This may be fixed by the time most of you get to read it:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061213/ap_on_re_us/kevorkian_parole
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It got fixed. Here it was:
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Kevorkian really oughta look into the burrito-assisted suicide concept.
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Taco Bell food is deadly enough without Kevorkian getting involved...
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It is so strange that after years of consuming that Grade D beef, the onions made people sick.
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[quote user="merreborn"]Kevorkian really oughta look into the burrito-assisted suicide concept.
[/quote]I'm implementing that one myself. Granted, it's more of a long term thing.
It's pretty effective when combined with suicide by "sitting on my fat ass and not exercising."
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[quote user="mattd"]It is so strange that after years of consuming that Grade D beef, the onions made people sick.
[/quote]The beef is cooked to within an inch of its life, then doused in chemicals that no self-respecting bacterium would tolerate. The onions are served straight up.